Mar 3 2009Lookin' Good: Disposable Tape Sunglasses

LAST!

you screwed up man, you were supposed to post this on april 1st

This is certainly the WTF post for the day.

goodbye eyebrows...

this will go great with my sharpie wrist watch. Shit! gotta draw a new battery

That picture of the chick in the bottom left looks like she is checking out the dude in the bottom right's package.

This is just another sign of recession. Next up; disposable dignity.

Nothing says "i give up" like disposable tape sunglasses

interesting. looks good on your shirt by the collar, but looks horrible on the face.

@5
...which reminds me of a sun-dial wristwatch. How's that sound, eh!

This is really genius.

I never had sunglasses, time to have some !

No nose holes? I smell a lawsuit

GHEY

i can color my own packing tape with a sharpie and make those for free....

that dude wearing them looks like he's thinking about how his life could've ended up at the point where he's modeling tape sunglasses and trying to look cool. poor bastard.

i also want to know how good it feels for that chick to take these off when she taped them to her hair. then again, maybe she has eyeballs on the top of her skull.

It comes with different styles too. Who coulda thought of that?
They have the ozzy type, aviator, police type, big-ass women's D&G shades.
*D&G
(Douche and Gargoyle)

@10 haha those are amazing idk tho..... that sounds a little too classy for these phenom sunglasses

Lame

DAMN that's ugly!

@13 ditto, these are ghey

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What if that shit touches your eyelashes? Ouch.

@21

FAIL

@17
You gotta face north every time you wanna see the time.

I will stick with my disposable packing tape cat-eye contacts

Whadda doucher.

Umm... wow... these can't be good for your eyes/eye lashes, etc... Oh, and they're ghey to the power of Richard Simmons.

OLD.

I've been wearing these things for a long time.

Except mine are not disposable. They don't come on a roll. They are quite expensive.

But they are sunglasses!

*riiiiipp*

OW MY F*CKING EYEBROWS!!!!!!!!
OW MY F*CKING EYELASHES!!!!!!!!!!!

Next on our list on how to look like an Idiot: Cardboard, the new everyday shirt?

She looks really thrilled to be wearing those in the first pic. To me, that face says "I don't have a job and will do anything for money."

Is this an ad for Target undershirts or something? They're rocking the $5.99 for a 6 pack wifebeaters. Sweet sense of fashion style. We're all sure to rush out and buy some now.

$5.99 for 6 wife beaters at target, eh? well, I sure am rushing out to buy some.
also, these glasses are a godsend for me, as I lack any discernible facial features and needed something to make me blend in a little and stop making children cry every time I leave the house. also, i'm hairless. they called me dildohead all throughout highschool. i'm not bitter though.

These actually look like they would be useful for back-country first-aid. You would be surprised how often to come across people camping in the snow or even just the forest and get eye-strain or snow blindness. These would fit very nicely inside a small first-aid kit for suck emergencies.

@5
That comment reminds me of one time when I was with a friend and we wanted to go to Ikea but I was barefoot (summer), and they're no shirts no shoes no service, so my friend just drew sandals on my feet with a sharpie, and it was all good until we got kicked out of the store anyways for racing each other down the aisles on the dollies.

*drawing glasses on duct tape* how do i look? not bad eh? haha, now off the the mall to pick up chicks...OUCH!! i i hit something, damn glasses *throws them out* now what to do? *draws glasses on shamwow* rad to the power of sick!

@35... epic story! im gonna try that next time im at ikea! does it work if you draw on pants also?

@37
No. You gotta make sure you draw balls under your 4 inch "feefer". Do you have one? Yeah, one is probably enough.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photosop job. You cn tell its a fake becahse the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and BAja have to make a project for junior achievement, and come up with a fake sunglasses product for them to market. Their target market is eye doctors who can pass these out to patients who get there eyes dialated.

I literally want to punch those models right in the face for this. This angers me more than tele-marketers...."oh, uh, it's only their job"...get a real fcuking job!

..................gay

Holy shit! Those are nuts. Crazy, but I want them!!

umm... I don't understand why they don't realize that it's a really, really bad idea..?

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photosop job. You can tell its a fake becahse the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like the scene in Always Go Up when Johnny and Sam switch glasses when they were trying to make a production of The Matrix. Then they both realized that they weren't being very globally friendly, so they just tossed on some grass made shades.

moO!?

@44
speaking of globally friendly, why teh fook are we making something disposable that was previously reusable? bass-ackwards to the power of sick!

I hope i never hear, "Hand me a roll of sunglasses, Bob. The sun is killing me today."

sticky things should be limited to the pasties girls use on their tata's.

JohnnyBones
http://www.frattoys.com/p96/Aviators-%5C-Pilot-Sunglasses---Full-Mirrored!/product_info.html

@47 - You wouldn't hear that. You would hear "Hand me a roll of sunglasses, Johnny. The sun is killing me today."

E P I C F A I L !

If your stupid enough to think this is cool, maybe we're lucky enough that you would forget how to breathe, sharpie wrist watch F T W Oh yeah and she's totally a dude dressed up as a chick and wants to get it on with that other dude, the pictures are evidence!!!
L
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Somebody quick, think of the stupidest thing you can, and tell me... Would it go awesome with the matching tape "Sun Glasses" LOL

@50: Your grammar.

this is wicky to the power of gnar gnar

ohh yeahhh these things r so in style let me tel ya JJJKKK next everything is going 2 b disposable they all look ghey scratch that

they all look,
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...you guys wouldn't be puttin' these down if you were on the Starship Enterprise, now would you. Don't be standing [or lying] in the way of progress!

...and yes, she is totally checking out his package.

It's a good idea .Thank you.

I hope i never hear, "Hand me a roll of sunglasses, Bob. The sun is killing me today."