Mar 5 2009It'll Get You Drunk!: The McNuggitini *HORF*
The McNuggitini is a cocktail inspired by the deliciousness that is a McDonald's (all clay) milkshake and Chicken McNuggets (which do constitute an emergency).
Ingredients:
2 McNuggz (plus more for snacking)
1 tub McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce (plus more for licking off pinky finger)
1 lg. Mcdonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake (plus more for bringing all the boys to the yard)
1 bottle Vanilla Vodka (recommended brand: Absolut)
Open the McDonalds bag. Eat one McNugg each, followed by two bites of the Filet-o-Fish (make sure you don't tell anyone that you eat Filet-o-Fishes).
Mix three or four shots of vanilla vodka in the McDonalds Brand Chocolate Milkshake, followed by one shot each directly into your mouth.
Rim each martini glass with McDonalds Brand Barbeque Sauce, and pour milkshake/vodka mixture into the glass. Garnish with a McNugg (which is to be swiped along barbeque sauce rimmed glass after the milkshake has been finished, and consumed with pure, unadulterated glee).
My goodness that sounds....puke in my mouth-y. I do like vodka though. But I only take it ultra-neat. I'm talking straight to the vein, folks -- mainlining! ALL ABOARD THE PASS-OUT EXPRESS, NEXT STOP: BATHROOM FLOOR. CHOO CHOO!
Hit the link if you want to see a pictorial of the McNuggitini experience featuring Alie and Georgia.
In Which Georgia Gives You The McNuggetini [thisrecording]
Thanks to Tank and Bronson, who, not to be outdone, invented the Fillet O' Fishtini.
Reader Comments
1. Nick - March 5, 2009 3:58 PM
omg first woot
2. Nick - March 5, 2009 3:58 PM
wow I got first he'll yeas in ur faces woot now what people!!!!
3. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 5, 2009 4:01 PM
Two McNugget postings in two days. Hmm, I wonder who Geekologie's new sponser is. Hint: McDonalds
4. dan tacos - March 5, 2009 4:07 PM
Those girls are so hip and ironic. Look at me! I'm wearing a dress to McDonald's! I have a ukulele on my wall! I'm so goddam cool!
5. LSDiesel - March 5, 2009 4:08 PM
If it gets me some action from those two ladies, then I'm all for it.
And by action, I mean conducting a raid on a daycare center.
6. JJtoob - March 5, 2009 4:09 PM
who knows, sounds disgusting but maybe ppl grow to like it, just like anal... O_o yeah, i went there.
7. iPhone Suckz Ballz - March 5, 2009 4:19 PM
What is even the point in reporting on something as inane and pointless as this???
Back to Engadget...
8. Altered13east - March 5, 2009 4:31 PM
I had read about these and ended up having them served at my birthday and they were pretty damn tasty.
9. CoinOperatedBoi - March 5, 2009 4:32 PM
@7
Welcome to Geekologie?
@6
What are you talking about grow to...psh I liked it the....nvm...
I don't know about that girl on the right...she looks like she's about to horf...hmm...2 girls 1 McNugget......
10. asher - March 5, 2009 4:36 PM
the links in the article are to articles from a golden era without firsts or fakes
11. ninjavitis - March 5, 2009 4:40 PM
I think what's even funnier is that they recommend an expensive vodka. For one because it's a mixed drink where you can't taste the vodka anyway , and two because it's a mixed drink that consists of a McDonald's milkshake [sic] and chicken [sic] nuggets. Girls are so dumb.
12. Pew³ - March 5, 2009 4:41 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
13. Leonidas - March 5, 2009 4:42 PM
In the quiet words of that guy from Deathproof "a f*cking bitch will drink anything!"
As I was saying, Lord save us from these damned fake 'tinis. Gin, vermouth, orange bitters? Anyone? This is Gorgeous, can anyone out there read me?
14. Tennist0 - March 5, 2009 4:56 PM
ummmmmm, yeah, i think ill pass. plus I dont want to have to call the cops if they dont have mcnuggets, just not in the mood
15. Tennist0 - March 5, 2009 4:57 PM
@12- when i saw this story, no joke, i thought about writing exactly what you wrote!
16. J-Grizz - March 5, 2009 5:08 PM
Douchebaggery in its most purest form.
I do, however, enjoy a nice Gin&Whopper cocktail once in a while.
17. Elwood Moose - March 5, 2009 5:10 PM
I'd hit that like a red headed stepson.
18. Milkman - March 5, 2009 5:27 PM
Barf. Look at the expressions on their face, one is embarrassed the other wants to blow chunks.
19. Pew³ - March 5, 2009 5:54 PM
@15. We must think alike.
We should go hang out at Geekologiereadersthinklikemillionares dot com
they laugh at the funny thoughts and talking about celebees and you have to join to find out more. Only three minutes and you too can have herpes!
Good times!
20. lol - March 5, 2009 6:17 PM
I wouldn't bone either of them.
21. Quite Disgusted - March 5, 2009 6:27 PM
Daisy, before you comment, could I just say that:
1: I'm not sure if "Never Back Down" had McNugget Cocktails in it so please correct me if I'm wrong (I've never watched the movie so I don't know for sure)
and
2: I hope you're right about this being "FAKE"
Thanks
from: Quite Disgusted
22. Leonidas - March 5, 2009 6:30 PM
I think I might actually be able to hold one of these down, as long as I don't have to look at that picture up there of Donald Trump's combover *heave*
23. Pew³ - March 5, 2009 8:31 PM
@21. I recommend a place for you called ____eat a dick and choke on it dot com________
Its where you can go for your own herpes cause we don't want any of your spamming here. It is for fun and only takes three minutes to register for free, then you get aids!
Good times!
24. Somebody - March 5, 2009 8:37 PM
9-11: "9-11, what is your emergency?"
Woman: "My McNugget fell into my drink..."
9-11: "Maam, could you repeat?"
Woman: "I said, mah noughet fell into mah drink..."
9-11: "Maam, Is this a Real emergency?"
Woman: "Damn right this here is an eh-mer-gen-cy."
9-11: "(I can't believe this....) okay here's what's you need to do...hang up the phone."
25. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 5, 2009 11:26 PM
McNuggitinis turn nice girls into McWhorebags.
26. DeeplyTroubled - March 6, 2009 12:57 AM
I know both of these Russian prostitutes, and it just goes to show that they'll put anything in their mouths.
"Na zdorovje"
27. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 6, 2009 7:28 AM
#11
You are obviously not a vodka drinker. You're not supposed to taste vodka unless it has been flavored. If you can taste the vodka and it's not the flavored variety, then you have either purchased an inferior product or you are drinking turpentine. In the case of this post........you know what? Fück it. I don't care. This shit sounds more disgusting than a cement mixer with an irish car bomb chaser.
#26
Slap braceletes turn nice girls into McWhorebags. It doesn't take a whole lot to make a nice girl into a whore. See: penis
28. ninjavitis - March 6, 2009 9:27 AM
@28
I'm a bartender, and every time some know nothing chick or some loser like you asks for premium vodka in a mixed drink, you get the cheap stuff and charged for the top shelf. And I bet you still tip me, and ask for another
29. CoinOperatedBoi - March 6, 2009 9:53 AM
@29
Depends.....this post no it wouldn't really matter because that's just nasty anyways.
Real drinks- yeah on a drink like a cherry Vodka sour or something it wouldn't matter but not when you're talking about martinis and drinks of that sort.
30. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 6, 2009 10:01 AM
#11
I didn't say anything about premium vodka. I said, "You're not supposed to taste vodka unless it has been flavored. If you can taste the vodka and it's not the flavored variety, then you have either purchased an inferior product or you are drinking turpentine." Good vodka can be cheap (See: Burnett's) and shitty vodka can be found on the top shelf (See: Stolichnaya). "Vodka" is a diminutive of the Slavic word woda/voda meaning water. This also means it is not supposed to have a flavor. You may be a bartender, but I am a connoisseur. BTW, I never order vodka in a bar. Bartenders have a way of fücking up something as simple as vodka and cranberry. When out, it's always Christian Moerlein or New Castle.
31. Leonidas - March 6, 2009 11:03 AM
#30: For the hard of hearing, I repeat: there's no such thing as a damn vodka martini. This is a sick invention of the Smirnoff company, to pander to silly kids who wouldn't know their asshole from their earhole.
32. scatze - March 6, 2009 2:13 PM
McNuggitinis makes chicks ugly. I'd have to drink more...then they'd be hot.
33. Snoodle - March 6, 2009 7:22 PM
'McNuggz' is possibly the most unattractive word I have ever read...
34. Peach - March 6, 2009 9:00 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max is going to eat his Chicken McNuggets but one of them falls in his Chocolate Milkshake.
35. GhettoT - March 7, 2009 1:52 AM
FIRST!
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