Mar 3 2009I'm Having A Heavy Day: USB Tampon Drives
These flash drives are real products from meninos that look like tampons and come in several sizes so you get just the right fit for your particular data flow. Having a light day? Go with 1GB. Flowing like you've been shot? That's a 16GB day. Available soon, the drives will sell for an undisclosed amount of money. Of course, you could just make your own. But that would involve stealing tampons from your girlfriend. And that's a problem, seeing how you don't have one. BURN! Wait, me neither. Ladies? I have no problem running to the grocery store to buy feminine products. Just sayin'.
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This is like a "What I did over the summer" essay except it's about giant labias [thebloggess]
Thanks to carolinemichelle, who suggests they make a 32GB variety.
Reader Comments
1. m0nkey - March 3, 2009 11:37 AM
first!
2. gizmoduck - March 3, 2009 11:37 AM
do not desire
3. french - March 3, 2009 11:38 AM
My girl needs this.
Wait, she 80 years old. And she doesn't know computer.
4. Mia - March 3, 2009 11:50 AM
Well, I know where this would accidentally end up if I kept that around in my purse...
In some stranger's vagina.
Clearly.
What? You never have girls ask you, "I'm sorry to bother you but do you have a tampon by any chance?"
5. pinacolonic - March 3, 2009 11:54 AM
this thing plugs into the most complex machine god had ever made
6. OJ's Mom - March 3, 2009 11:59 AM
I have more data than that. I think I need a USB Maxi-Pad.
7. BOOSH! - March 3, 2009 11:59 AM
Yeesh! Maybe it's the photo but that guy looks like a hoss! I don't see how anyone could mistakenly stick that up their vajay.
8. Timbo - March 3, 2009 12:09 PM
That's just wrong.....just wrong
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 3, 2009 12:14 PM
This is how the plans for our final distruction will be delivered.
10. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 3, 2009 12:15 PM
Via Vagina
11. Moose Knuckle - March 3, 2009 12:19 PM
Designed to contain the flow of information...
12. J-Grizz - March 3, 2009 12:28 PM
Whadda doucher.
13. abc1ss - March 3, 2009 1:00 PM
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14. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 3, 2009 1:17 PM
This is the latest in spy-wear, you can effectively hide your information on thumb drive via-tampon. Also, this is retarded.
15. Amanda Heironimus - March 3, 2009 1:56 PM
This is so wrong on SO many levels.
~a
16. Somebody - March 3, 2009 2:24 PM
This could be a problem at CIA HQ, leaking intelligence by way of a Tampon USB.
17. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 3, 2009 2:29 PM
"Plug it up! Plug it up!" Dirty pillows...
18. Robin - March 3, 2009 3:49 PM
Note of course that this is a Mac user.
I'm just sayin.
19. kat - March 3, 2009 4:33 PM
what a waste of time...
whoever buys this is seriously messed up
20. Tennist0 - March 3, 2009 4:34 PM
fail, just a big ass fail
21. Watch - March 3, 2009 5:56 PM
THIS IS FCUKING DISGUSTING ON ALL LEVELS!!!!!!!
22. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 3, 2009 7:11 PM
LOUD NOISES!!!
23. Daisy - March 3, 2009 9:38 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max gets itno a car accident but doesn't get mad at the a-hole who'se fault it is because of the insoles he is wearing. The jerk who hit him also wears that very same product, and when he doesn't get yelled at he realizes the other driver uses the same insoles. Later its found that this produce makes people drive like shit.
24. Elwood Moose - March 4, 2009 12:14 AM
I tend to stay away from my computer, at the first sign of bloating. If I start it up, and I hear it complain about a sore back, or heavy boobs.. I find a reason to get out of the house. Chop wood, walk the dog, make my way to the Burritio Shack.. ANYTHING but be around my computer when it menstruates.
Speaking of which.. the Burrito Shack now delivers!!! nom nom nom nom
25. Gar - March 4, 2009 4:25 AM
Am i allowed to stick it sometimes into my boss's ... "back" ?
26. Kup - March 4, 2009 8:48 PM
the only thing missing is it should become more red as it fills up wth data.
27. Babel - March 5, 2009 12:27 AM
now it won't feel as awkward when i insert my thumb drive in any one of six orifices
...i have three USB ports
28. ujuire - March 30, 2009 10:57 AM
yeah, thumbs up on Kup's proposal!
Save one for me right now!!!
29. Custom USB - August 28, 2009 11:41 AM
Tampax would be pleased with this promotion:)
30. gto88 - September 2, 2009 10:07 AM
This is exactly like that scene in the movie via rus
31. Gadchenko - September 24, 2009 9:01 AM
thanks yeah, thumbs up on Kup's proposales!
32. Jenny - December 7, 2009 2:50 PM
@Daisy fake ? You are fake! I have one USB tampon... Its old!
33. بنت مصر - December 16, 2009 7:42 PM
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35. the wholesale jewellery - January 4, 2010 1:50 AM
It's a good idea .Thank you.
36. sass - January 5, 2010 2:52 PM
ترايدنت
37. sasseddd - January 5, 2010 2:53 PM
ddddddd
38. Wholesale - January 5, 2010 10:12 PM
If I start it up, and I hear it complain about a sore back, or heavy boobs..
39. vidioizlee - January 23, 2010 10:01 PM
It's a good idea .Thank you.
40. urban style365 - January 29, 2010 3:28 AM
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