Mar 13 2009I Really Want One: Porkgasm In A Pan
Porkgasm: a pig roast made entirely out of meat -- just like the real thing! And *sniff* probably the most beautiful thing I've ever wanted to put in my mouth. Ha, except for that Fabergé egg. Delicious and nutritious gold.
Hit the jump for a pictorial of how to make a Porkgasm.
Porkgasm [porktopia]
Thanks to naas, who promised to make me one if I posted this. Now get on it -- I'll meat you around 8!
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Reader Comments
1. Danundertheice - March 13, 2009 6:12 PM
First!!!
(",)
2. naas - March 13, 2009 6:13 PM
GW :) Now it shall be done
3. Amanda - March 13, 2009 6:16 PM
GW fails, the ears and tail clearly aren't made out of meat.
4. Ominous - March 13, 2009 6:18 PM
I WANT ONE!
5. is this Jenni Källberg playing samus? - March 13, 2009 6:20 PM
Jenni Källberg
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/there-will-be-brawl/606-Episode-Three
go to about 5 min in to see her playing a stripper
6. Ollie Williams - March 13, 2009 6:29 PM
HORF!
7. Vinny Mac - March 13, 2009 6:57 PM
I just jizzed a little [a lot].
8. highfiredanger - March 13, 2009 7:00 PM
@6 you had me at *HORF*.
9. gizmoduck - March 13, 2009 7:15 PM
i'd like to stand on that thing
10. Jeremy - March 13, 2009 7:17 PM
Holy fuching shit I think I am going to puke now...
11. Pew³ - March 13, 2009 7:20 PM
You would have to be a pig to try and eat this...
get it? Pig?
I know. Fail.
12. Darth - March 13, 2009 7:39 PM
Can it get crazier than than this? Luckily it's not all bacon,i see a cucumber too.
13. Leisuredrummer - March 13, 2009 7:40 PM
Ummm...it has a cucumber up it's ass.
14. shittybritty - March 13, 2009 7:43 PM
I am a man who loves his pork.
And this made me want to puke out my life. Congrats Geekologie... I'm now a vegita... wait... I'm hungry...
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!
15. Atlanta Grape Lady - March 13, 2009 7:53 PM
Stop. oh oh oh ooooooooooooh ohh oooooh oh ooh ooooooooooooooh
ow ow ow ooooooooh stop oh stop ooh ooooooooh oh oh oooooooooh
I can't breathe ohhhh stop uh uh ooooooooooooooh
16. I'm a Computer - March 13, 2009 8:00 PM
happy friday you morbidly obese pig eaters!
17. Nava - March 13, 2009 8:07 PM
Worst one of them all! Not even cooked on the inside!
18. Darth - March 13, 2009 8:36 PM
Oh wait,the ears are paprikas and the tail is a sweet pepper!
19. Graf Zeppelin - March 13, 2009 8:41 PM
Nooo never! oh wait, I'm already vegetarian...
20. lynz - March 13, 2009 10:06 PM
Yeah awesome, you made something gross. I used to make freezer experiments but no one complimented me on those.
Geekologie is turning into the home cooking channel with shorter and shorter blogs. Stop it?
21. Matt - March 13, 2009 11:32 PM
This makes me want to become a vegetarian
22. nowai - March 14, 2009 12:52 AM
will you give this meat overload stuff a break? every two or three days we get one of these absurd things, and that is not geeky, it's pitiful.
23. jebus 2010 - March 14, 2009 4:10 AM
mum is that you ........ oh just a pig made from pork how ironic
24. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 14, 2009 4:29 AM
Love the box of wine in the background.
High-class all the way...
25. Dan - March 14, 2009 5:39 AM
@24 haha good eye, love that too.
26. Spikey DaPikey - March 14, 2009 7:03 AM
Party food at its best :oD
Nom nom nom...... coff.......splurtter
HEART ATTACK
zombie !
27. Daisy - March 14, 2009 8:24 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Nevr Back Down where Max was fishing for shark with some friends. They were getting drunk, and the other guys were showing off their scars. Max pulled up his shirt and said this s where Baja spilled bacon flavored ice cream on me and then broke my heart.
28. nowayhosay - March 14, 2009 9:14 AM
wow. a muslim's kryptonite.
29. feckless - March 14, 2009 12:35 PM
The left eye is where my brother put his cigarette out in.
30. naas - March 14, 2009 5:15 PM
@27 I miss the bacon flavored ice cream del taco stolen moped drugs in star wars puppets debacles :)
31. Leonidas - March 14, 2009 7:57 PM
I demand to see the hooters of the girl in the blue t-shirt!
32. paul - March 15, 2009 12:09 AM
the only remotely healthy things there are the vegetables. DX that is an meat fail.
33. naas - March 15, 2009 11:37 AM
@32 "an meat fail"? AN!?!!
Let me help FSN on this one because apparently you're that one child that was left behind'. Don't miss school tomorrow Paul, your future is depending on it.
34. Kup - March 15, 2009 6:30 PM
I swear this looks just like something I ran over the other night on the way home
35. dannydaman - March 16, 2009 5:43 AM
mmmmmm heart failure time yay!!!
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**collapses to the floor**
¬.¬
36. Me - March 18, 2009 6:46 PM
Pig turducken
37. Tom - May 14, 2009 8:14 AM
Thanks for driving our health care costs up.
38. Like That Scene In The Movie Never Back Down - May 18, 2009 10:28 AM
First!
:}
39. araantxa - June 9, 2009 6:26 PM
yum!
(i have that same jacket with that same rip :D)