I Really Want One: Porkgasm In A Pan

Porkgasm: a pig roast made entirely out of meat -- just like the real thing! And *sniff* probably the most beautiful thing I've ever wanted to put in my mouth. Ha, except for that Fabergé egg. Delicious and nutritious gold.

Hit the jump for a pictorial of how to make a Porkgasm.

Porkgasm [porktopia]

Thanks to naas, who promised to make me one if I posted this. Now get on it -- I'll meat you around 8!

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