I Really Want One: Porkgasm In A Pan

Porkgasm: a pig roast made entirely out of meat -- just like the real thing! And *sniff* probably the most beautiful thing I've ever wanted to put in my mouth. Ha, except for that Fabergé egg. Delicious and nutritious gold.
Hit the jump for a pictorial of how to make a Porkgasm.










Porkgasm [porktopia]
Thanks to naas, who promised to make me one if I posted this. Now get on it -- I'll meat you around 8!
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If God wasn't too busy spiting me every morning, he'd eat this shit for breakfast. Hit the jump for a picture of the finished product.... / Continue →

