Mar 22 2009Hot: Female Reader Wielding Master Sword

Responding to my request that the gamer chick pose atop a dinosaur with Link's Master Sword, Geekologie Reader Pepper sent me a picture of herself wielding said sword. Unfortunately, there's no dinosaur (just two ponies humping and a questionable computer background).
Though this message contains less than 1% real dinosaur, cosplaying, action, it does contain a gamer girl with a Master Sword. ME! Win? plz? *meep*
Much love to Geekologie, I visit your site several times a day, and is (sadly) typically the highlight of any given day, unless there is a new episode of Mythbusters on, or if my Charizard levels up. Level 78 bitches!
Hey, I'll take it. Also, I really think this is a step in the right direction for Geekologie. Namely, boob north. Ladies?
Thanks Pepper, now if you could just find a horse that looks like Epona....
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Reader Comments
1. scurl - March 22, 2009 5:13 PM
foist
2. Eddy - March 22, 2009 5:20 PM
I'd be more supportive if there wasn't a Twilight image in the background. But that's because I'm afraid of Twilight.
3. JAMES - March 22, 2009 5:30 PM
THIRD!!!!
4. Rifkin - March 22, 2009 5:41 PM
COMPUTER DESKTOP BACKGROUND *RAGE*
This post was cool until I saw the twi-hardness of it.
5. fffffffff - March 22, 2009 5:43 PM
No. Stupid Hot Topic goth that talks like an internet retard. Not hot.
6. sirrix - March 22, 2009 5:44 PM
She's also quite clearly still living at her parents' house. Mmm...
7. AmishGuy - March 22, 2009 5:47 PM
..i'd still do her
8. Remy - March 22, 2009 5:49 PM
Twilight aside, i'm stareing at my future wife
9. Bagface - March 22, 2009 5:49 PM
Lol @ Edward cullen Poster
10. zon - March 22, 2009 6:01 PM
that girl is 13 GW. don't bring that heat down on yourself.
11. aznterrorist - March 22, 2009 6:02 PM
does she not shave her pits or something?
12. Roelosaurus - March 22, 2009 6:04 PM
Looks like a nice girl... what's on her beltbuckle?
13. Silver - March 22, 2009 6:07 PM
Twilight background, kill yourself now.
Twilight book/movie is a mockery of literature and creative writing. Since you are a supporter of this foolishness and in all likelihood you waited for the midnight launch of the movie at some location you would do us all a favor if you would kill yourself as stated above. Furthermore if you could do it in a peaceful manner such as sleeping pills and leave detailed directions to your residence with the doors unlocked this will be your final service to mankind and is your penance for liking and or supporting twilight.
14. Africanus Maximus - March 22, 2009 6:13 PM
But have you read it?
15. hectorv1979 - March 22, 2009 6:22 PM
wow hot, likes mythbusters, has a master sword, and pokemon i think im in love
16. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 22, 2009 6:23 PM
Oh god. Boys - leave the Twilight fan alone. I'm sure you like something she thinks is stupid/gay/irritating. The only difference- she had the guts to put herself out there. Which does give you the right to be an ass about it, but like most rights - you should exercise with caution.
Kudos to you pokemon, my lil pony, twilight, game loving internet chick. Kudos.
17. Robertius Maximus - March 22, 2009 6:24 PM
I think shes cute, if you dont like her personal style or choice of wallpaper then thats fine too, everyone has their own damn opinions. The fact that she is into games and neat geeky shit is pretty sweet, hopefully she stays that way.
Chics with Swords are pretty awesome.
18. Robertius Maximus - March 22, 2009 6:25 PM
kudos too "$.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q "
19. Wulfen - March 22, 2009 6:29 PM
I would say the two posters of the crow in the background more than make up for the twilight image on the pc.
Mind you the my little pony collection is a little disturbing...... well unless they are from Holy shit shiny vampire love ponies by R.K Milholland.
20. Moose - March 22, 2009 6:33 PM
Pokemon != Gamer
Just throwing that out there.
21. foraz - March 22, 2009 6:34 PM
Amazing example of average looking & possibly crazy person who needs attention doing something nerdy so nerds will drool over her and internet white knights will make TL,DR posts about how inner beauty is what matters without actually having MET the person, who could be completely batshit.
Plus, that's a shitty photo.
22. Laser - March 22, 2009 6:36 PM
Pepper? more like Pepper Ann
23. lol - March 22, 2009 6:44 PM
@5
I agree. I've found that a lot of you guys have very low standards.
24. Sauron - March 22, 2009 6:44 PM
Huge sword=wet panties!:) Anybody wants to touch my sword!?
25. peanuts - March 22, 2009 6:49 PM
hahaha... i love the twilight haters...
You think pokemon, unicorns and big pretend swords are pure awesome... but twilight... that is just lame.... hahahahahhaha
peanuts laughs in your general direction!
26. peanuts - March 22, 2009 6:51 PM
PS did anyone else notice the giant dildo cleverly disguised as a gatorade bottle on the desk...
27. His Huge Greatness Himself - March 22, 2009 6:57 PM
Awww! That's a big one! Wouldn't a lill vegetable chopper more handy!?:)
28. BB - March 22, 2009 7:03 PM
I like the female geekologie readers portion after this...although I may NEVER recover from the gamer girl fiasco...please..post no more of gamer girl. MORE PEPPER!
29. HunnyBear - March 22, 2009 7:20 PM
Screw that noise im way cuter than this broad! Not to mention Im not a tacky Hot Topic kid! oooooooh...hehe
30. chimp - March 22, 2009 7:20 PM
@23
virgins.
31. Pis.syFlaps - March 22, 2009 7:30 PM
SL.UT take it like a who.re, id slide my hand into your cu.nt if you wanted it or not before fingering the bejesus out of you. You would be crying as I then proceeded to stuff my junk into your hole, pump after pump till I shot my load right into that axe wound. After that all you would know is black. Because I would chop your corpse up with that sword you hold.
Thats what you deserve ginger nut.
32. quincy - March 22, 2009 7:32 PM
At least all that other shitty media isn't a crappy fanfic filled with repressed sexuality 'cause it's written by a mormon.
33. quincy - March 22, 2009 7:32 PM
P.S. Trolling Twitards is like shooting dead fish in a barrel: boring, smelly and noisy.
34. jakers - March 22, 2009 7:34 PM
woah woah woah!
since when did geekologie become about women? espically women that are of a mediocre attractiveness?
like what was with that fat chick last week? waste of 2 posts that could have been written in my honour?!?!
if i wanted to look at mildly attractive women, quite frankly i'd go on porn!
35. phoring - March 22, 2009 7:35 PM
That's a pretty blurry picture. That face is questionable. Body is average.
36. wes - March 22, 2009 7:37 PM
this girl needs to lose the twilight background, and call me asap
hot
37. ech0z - March 22, 2009 7:39 PM
@27-maybe for ur short pathetic tictac;has for me, ill be needin somethin like a gatorade bottle,yes sir
38. Boost - March 22, 2009 7:40 PM
Yea, screw the haters.
You're a beautiful looking female specimen, and I salute you.
I invented the ass-towel that was posted a while back, wanna hook up?
39. HunnyBear - March 22, 2009 7:50 PM
one cant come to an accurate conclusion based on this picture alone...does this bitch have a facebook cuz im putting money down that shes a butterface
40. Luke - March 22, 2009 8:06 PM
So i guess I'm the only one here that thinks the fact she reads Twilight seals the deal? Oh yeah baby, my desktop is of Alice.
41. lolocaust - March 22, 2009 8:31 PM
I'd let her wield my master sword.
If you know what I mean.
(I mean my penis)
42. kmath - March 22, 2009 8:37 PM
@25 Hilarious.
@21 Exactly.
I guess I have nothing to add.
43. succo - March 22, 2009 8:43 PM
nom nom nom
44. Alex - March 22, 2009 8:48 PM
Vampire don't shine in the light for Christ sake!!!... damn you Twatlight...
Anyway, awesome sword!
45. MaggieL - March 22, 2009 8:52 PM
And here I am with no sword. I do have an AK-47 and a Kimber .45 ACP...
Old enough to be Pepper's mom though.
46. candimann - March 22, 2009 9:14 PM
im with the lovers on this one the master sword i was considering buying earlier this year the pseudo goth the CROW posters and wow im sold or i would be if i werent married DO WHAT YOU LOVE GIRL AND I LOVE YA FOR IT
47. m0nkey - March 22, 2009 9:42 PM
yay ladies. sadly, the fat girl gets more posts than the normally weighted girl..
48. REW - March 22, 2009 9:53 PM
ME-OWWWW
49. whhiitt - March 22, 2009 9:56 PM
meh. i saw twilight last night
nothing to hate about it, though.
50. naas - March 22, 2009 10:26 PM
....and just who the fück is pepper anyways? Looks more like a poser than a regular here.... wait a tic, there's not much of a difference now really is there?
51. Pepper - March 22, 2009 10:38 PM
YAY! I am the 51st commenter on my own post! so much lover, and so many haters! awesome!
btw, I am 23, and single! *wink*
52. Pepper - March 22, 2009 10:55 PM
okay, and I can't type tonight. damnnit. I'm off to watch Batman Forever. MUCH LOVE!
53. gizmoduck - March 22, 2009 11:00 PM
@51
There can be only one
54. naas - March 22, 2009 11:04 PM
@51 & @52 = sounds more like a 16 yr old with that type above. BTW don't confuse haters with realists, a common misrepresentation with the uninformed
55. Pepper - March 22, 2009 11:09 PM
you're a hater, naas. accept it! <3
56. squash - March 22, 2009 11:15 PM
Geez, who would have thought that a Twilight fan would be single. You'd think that guys would be stepping over each other to get to your intellectual self. I mean talk about deep.
57. zon - March 22, 2009 11:17 PM
nevermind, she's 23. do with her what you will GW.
i let her go for the twilight thing, but batman forever is unforgivable.
58. a zombie - March 22, 2009 11:19 PM
what, no, single? yes, hello.
very attractive, and, twilight or not, i need to make a move
59. whhiitt - March 22, 2009 11:21 PM
@57
agreed.
60. 24bit-whore - March 22, 2009 11:27 PM
@54 I agree, she still lives at home. She may as well type LOL after every one of her own comments!
61. Lee - March 22, 2009 11:31 PM
SIXTY FIRST!!!!!!!!!@!3232131!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!9!
62. Pepper - March 22, 2009 11:33 PM
@60 LOL!
happy? :)
I wont defend Twilight (notice I haven't yet) because the books are lame, and the movie is 1-dimensional. But I enjoy it, and I take the things that make me happy VERY seriously. I live with my rents, true. It is very common in my area; no one thinks anything of it. Online I get crap for it, however. Oh-well.
And congrats, Lee. ;)
63. naas - March 22, 2009 11:34 PM
@55 with your type, most likely. Nice pink unicorn on the bed stand also, shemo. The rose has teeth in the mouth of the beast
64. Oh boy. - March 22, 2009 11:44 PM
I just don't get how this constitutes a post on Geekologie. Didn't they do a search for a new writer not too long ago, and THIS is the best guy they could find?
I have no problem with the girl, she's not very good looking, and seems desperate for attention, but who isn't on the internet? My gripe is more with the content of the site for the past couple months. I think that maybe one out of five updates a day tend to be tech/science related, and the others are stupid YouTube videos.
C'mon now.
65. whhiitt - March 22, 2009 11:45 PM
get a job
and
move out of your parents house
thats not something to readily admit.
66. Kai - March 23, 2009 12:05 AM
I'm willing to bet cash monies that all the guys saying "Ugh, average girl, do not want!" have never had sex in their lives and are judging based on the barbie-blonde airbrushed porn they spend their nights filling tube-socks to.
That sirs, is an attractive woman who obviously has a brain and is vaguely geeky. What more could you ask for? I'm pretty sure what your _getting_ is your right hand nightly and your left when you're feeling adventurous.
AM
67. Moose - March 23, 2009 12:12 AM
'NOONE LIKES ME IN REAL LIFE BECAUSE I AM AWFULLY ANNOYING SO I POST PICTURES ON THE INTERNET IN ORDER TO VALIDATE MYSELF'
68. Moose - March 23, 2009 12:14 AM
@66- Has a brain? She can barely write an intelligible sentence.
69. Pepper - March 23, 2009 12:16 AM
@67/68
It's true.
70. HunnyBear - March 23, 2009 12:23 AM
@66 how can you tell its a blurryass photo...plus if i was a guy id rather be a virgin than lower my standards for broads like this.
71. Kai - March 23, 2009 12:31 AM
@ 70 Because unlike you I have enough brains to figure out how to click on her name in her comments and see her website which has prominent, clear pics of her face on the front page which clearly show she is
a) attractive (if you like the intelli-glasses pale redhead type (I do) and
b) and also reads, which is more than I can say for 99% of the people I meet on the inter-nerd.
OMG! I win at internet!
72. Kai - March 23, 2009 12:34 AM
@67 and 68, Isn't it amazing how, when one removes the basic social limiter of actually having to face someone when you're a douchbag about them, people lose the ability to carry out basic human politeness.
Go the collapse of the standards of social contracts!
73. Outlawstar - March 23, 2009 12:38 AM
I thought she was cute.
@66 hilarious.
74. Moose - March 23, 2009 12:39 AM
@72- Oh I am like this all the time. And remember kids; this is the internet! Everyone is a big old meanie ;_;
75. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 23, 2009 12:43 AM
Since we're bashing people's pics and lifestyle choices so blatantly this week here on geekologie; how about everyone posts a link to their
blog/website/myspace/facebook/livejournal/deviantart/whatthef*ckever page and let everyone bash everyone? Sound fair? here guys, feel free to take a crack at mine http://www.myspace.com/thumperchick Flame away boys n girls.
76. Moose - March 23, 2009 12:47 AM
@75- Why? Anyone who posts their photos on an anonymous site is clearly begging for attention. I feel perfectly validated and comfortable in my looks, and don't need THE INTERNET to tell me I am beautiful :3
77. HunnyBear - March 23, 2009 12:48 AM
@ 71 Im bi but i dont like pale redheaded girls. That really has nothing to do with my brain and if you click on my link youll see the kind of books i read via my living social books app. So stick that in your trumpet and F**K it smartass.
78. HunnyBear - March 23, 2009 12:52 AM
oh and according to her twittwr she thinks shes famous haha what a tool!
"holy-crow! i'm famous!!! http://tinyurl.com/clojxq SNAP!!!!!"
79. HunnyBear - March 23, 2009 12:53 AM
oops i mean twitter*...i think the brews are catching up
80. gp3gp3g3p - March 23, 2009 12:55 AM
the internet is weird
81. Pepper - March 23, 2009 12:56 AM
@77, HunnyBear, you are one of the specified 1% who reads, that Kai made allowance for in his/her posted comments. Lets not all get angry. Come-on. Where is a Zelda love? I haven't read many comments with content along the lines of "omg, i love Zelda too!" which is disappointing. Let us all stop fighting over whether or not I have a brain, or bouncing back and forth between "she is ugly" and "we cant tell either way bc the picture is shitty" (very contradictory complaints if you ask me) and lets all unite in our love for...eh...geek? yay?
82. Kai - March 23, 2009 12:59 AM
@77, you post about how you're a bi-female on a geek site and then you accuse someone else of being attention seeking?
I have only one thing to say : http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a812/a812_bm.gif
83. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 23, 2009 1:00 AM
76- No, you don't. You apparently need it to make you feel superior, good luck with that =)
84. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 23, 2009 1:01 AM
82- I'm going to miss that company =(
85. gp3gp3gp3 - March 23, 2009 1:03 AM
she's definitely a geek. see you at the sterling renn faire pepper
86. HunnyBear - March 23, 2009 1:04 AM
not attention seeking as much as trying to prove a point. you stated that she was a pale red head and went on state "if you like that"...well guess what, i dont! its perfectly relevant that i am bi because i have an objective opinion as oposed to a heterosexual girl...and nice tats btw
87. Kai - March 23, 2009 1:13 AM
@86
a) cheers, we aim to please
b) I don't have a problem with someone expressing an opinion or preference, I just take reasonable exception to people expressing them in an abusive or overly harsh manner.
Just becasue there can be no repercussions to your actions doesn't mean you immediately have carte-blanche to chuck basic human social skills out the window.
I think Tycho and Gabe summed it up best : http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/
88. HunnyBear - March 23, 2009 1:19 AM
so out of all the guys who have "chucked their human social skills out the window" (assuming they had any in the first place) im the friggin spawn of satan on this one? if i was just one of the other guys would you have even taken notice?
89. Kai - March 23, 2009 1:22 AM
@HunnyBear I'll quickly add to that the fact that I'm using the royal rather than the specific "you" in that last post.
Just talking in general, mostly about people like Moose, who if they are, in fact, like that in real life too are probably spending so many hours online due to a lack of meaningful human friends outside their realdoll.
90. Kai - March 23, 2009 1:24 AM
@88 Well no, see my last post for clarification on target and generality. I mostly replied to you initially because you told me to do something anatomically improbable with a musical instrument. Thus acting as a good example for my main point.
*hugs all round*
91. HunnyBear - March 23, 2009 1:24 AM
and btw i was not trying to please you. ha the tattoo comment was completely outside of the current argument. if you wanna be nasty about it go ahead but what happened to those social skills so so passionately talked about? yeah i was harsh but what the hell? that doesnt automatically make me public enemy number 1
92. HunnyBear - March 23, 2009 1:27 AM
haha *hugs* im partly distracted watching ranma 1/2 and drinking cheap beer...its been a long work week. ignore that last post. i guess i do get a bit fiesty...hehe i take after my mother! w00t viva la raza!
93. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 23, 2009 1:37 AM
#75 = Attention whore.
(j/k....luv you J. :-*)
94. Moose - March 23, 2009 1:39 AM
@83- Thanks, its working quite well so far :3
@89- You can assume and throw insults around all you want, but it doesn't really prove anything. You're just white knighting for no reason, other then to feed a troll. And you assume I am male- interesting that you jump to this conclusion.
What I am most frustrated about is that I come to this site for interesting geek-related stories and suddenly it is turning into 4chan, except that it panders to the camwhores that vie for attention. At least on 4chan, for the most part, they are ignored. Whereas here, it has become very much 'Send in a photo of yourself skanking yourself up for attention'! It isn't what I come to read about when I visit this site.
95. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 23, 2009 1:41 AM
eh, fcuk it:
http://www.myspace.com/firehawc_69
96. Layla - March 23, 2009 1:42 AM
@ Kai:
Please stop sucking up; it's gross. We all know you just want some cyber action.
97. Moose - March 23, 2009 1:44 AM
Just to add onto my point at 94, she did not need to post these photos and there is only one reason why she would. You can't expect 100 % positive reactions.
98. Kai - March 23, 2009 2:06 AM
@94 actually if you go back and re-read my post I worked quite hard to avoid gender pronouns when referring to you. I used "they" instead of "he" for that very reason. I'd like to point out that realdoll make a "realmale" as well. So it works for either sex. Hence, I bid you a good day!
I come to this site for the delicious combination of humour, geek news and naughtiness that the geekologie writer brings to the net in equal goodness.
If you want straight geek news, read slashdot. It seems like it would be more your speed. They have lots of randomly abusive people who don't take time to think first in their comments too.
99. Kai - March 23, 2009 2:20 AM
@96, hey as I said, I admit I think she's attractive. But I am quite happily sorted in the relationship department so getting my "cyber on" is the furthest from my mind.
It just pisses me off sometimes when people use the internet as a vent for their own feelings of inadequacy and sometimes I feel the need to vent at a random time/event. Congrats. This one won.
Yes the internet is a harsh place. But who's responsible for that? We are.
If you're standing in line and the person in front of you turns around and hits you, then you ask "why!?!" and they tell you it's becasue the guy in line in front of them hit them. Is that an excuse to hit the person in line behind you?
Break the chain! Think of the children! (but not too much, the FBI is watching)
100. Johnny! - March 23, 2009 2:35 AM
Whooo! #100
I also have a master sword replica, and the shield. :)
She is cute, but i have a predisposition to redheads.
The Twilight love is a little suspect, but she seems to realize it's crap (#62). Pepper, you should try the Dresden Files :)
101. Moose - March 23, 2009 4:22 AM
@98- I do follow slashdot but I actually love geekologie for the humourous and casual way they deliver the news. I agree we are responsible for the internet being a harsh place- but if we weren't here, we would be over run with camera whores, and that's not what I want to see when I visit my favourite sites. I am going to be vocal, because I can, and because that is my opinion. Voicing my opinion does not make me a social degenerate or stupid. It doesn't mean I have low self esteem, etc. Maybe it just means I don't want to see that shit.
102. Kai - March 23, 2009 6:24 AM
@101 Then my response to you is the same as it is to the people who try to censor my TV every year and tell me again and again what I can and can't do/watch.
Don't go to the sites that have things you don't like, change the channel, tune out. Vote with your feet.
It's a capitalist society. Other people will feel as you do and create sites that focus on your interests and values. Don't go trying to change the rest of us to fit into your world view.
These sites evolve as they evolve, they get good, they get bad. But they never benefit from people trying to force them to be what they aren't.
103. Tom - March 23, 2009 6:38 AM
GNOC?
104. Pepper - March 23, 2009 7:10 AM
oh...my...god...ppl are getting in ethics debates on my post. AHHH! I dont know about everyone here, apparently there are some who are dissatisfied with the current way in which how this site is run, but i must say, i am quite pleased...and i'm not just saying that bc i am a "camera whore" who is "looking for attention (there are other reasons too) :)
I like reading about the science of this site, sometimes i even learn something, but i love reading about the gamers, the fans, the events and the people. I loved the post not long ago that was just a gallery of hot cosplaying girls. you are all RETARDED HATERS if you look at ANY post with hot females and turn you nose up to it, as though your too high an intellectual to go "yay for titties!" like you so DESPERATLY want to (though not meaning to imply that that necessarily your reaction to me, but you get the idea)
stop hating, arguing, and trolling. Zelda is a perfectly legitimate "geeky" thing and so this post isn't ENTIRELY irrelevant. pointless and irrelevance are NOT the same thing.
Stop stop stop. btw, my charizard is level 79 now, bc Charlie is cooler than you. <3
105. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 23, 2009 7:14 AM
Nice sword. Now fück yourself with it. Yeah, that's the way daddy like it. Mmm. Now slap my ass.
106. Wes - March 23, 2009 7:20 AM
hey pepper give me a call
867-5309
107. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 23, 2009 7:38 AM
@104
Show us your titties. We are legion, for we demand to see your breasts.
@106
What's your area code?
108. Thornnn - March 23, 2009 8:38 AM
Hey I think your a brave lady for even posting your pic in these Testosterone fields of Geekologie. Don't feed the haters 99% of them are just people with low self esteem trying to get attention ant way they can or are just jealous. Keep sending the pics girl and do what makes you happy.
109. Daisy - March 23, 2009 8:47 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the m0ovie Never BAck Down where Max dressesd up like a woman but everyone knew he wasn't a chick because he had no titties.
110. A Famous Television Actor - March 23, 2009 8:56 AM
She's pretty cute.
111. Graf Zeppelin - March 23, 2009 9:12 AM
@11 girl with 6 foot sword needs not shave armpits. fact.
112. Pepper - March 23, 2009 9:35 AM
I can't believe some tween bitch that lives with her parents stole my name. THIS IS MY REAL, LEGAL NAME!!!
No but seriously, stop shopping at Hot Topic.
113. John - March 23, 2009 10:14 AM
It can't rain all the time.
114. dubba - March 23, 2009 10:28 AM
very cute... i totally dig the nerd girl thing... but id go insane in like 3 days...a week tops..... itd be like dating a caffinated tween who wouldnt shut up about whats at the local spencer gifts and hot topic. only likes things because others accept it as cool in an "alternative- rebellious" way... ...damn trendy ho's i bet this girls room will look like it belongs to a 13 year old when shes 40
115. catch22 - March 23, 2009 10:32 AM
"i am a little black rain cloud........."
....also needs more invader zim and about a half a dozen 80's cliche's
116. sokka - March 23, 2009 10:34 AM
she gets bonus points for the crow. however, i bet this girl has a diviant art page with poorly drawn pictures of fairies and elves... and has a "poetry" blog
117. Ashnod - March 23, 2009 10:39 AM
*Swoon*
118. wokkawokkawokka - March 23, 2009 11:08 AM
#116 and 117 FTW
119. Pepper - March 23, 2009 11:16 AM
@116 Sokka, i DO have a Deviant Art account! but it is full of poorly drawn Pokemon, not Elves and Fairies...and i do NOT have a poetry blog. i can't even rhyme. look, a frog! :]
@114 Dubbba, yes, i am in fact, very cute ;) but i am in NO WAY trendy. I just wear what makes me happy, so t-shirt and jeans it is. It is true, if we dated, i would never shut up. but that is just because i'm a girl, and a talkative one at that. i don't talk trends, but i will talk about Vampires, and Pokemon, and Star Wars, and Dance, etc. for hours, and you will shoot yourself in the leg as an excuse to have to leave (to go to the hospital) and i fully admit to that. :)
@112 Pepper. Shoot yourself in the head. <3
120. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 23, 2009 11:24 AM
@119
Seriously, where are the boobs? We demand titties. The last gamer chick on Geekologie was kind enough to show us her breasts. You should also be so inclined.
121. Pepper - March 23, 2009 11:28 AM
@120 hey, Gordon, if you buy me a pair, i'll gladly show them to you. :)
122. Ollie Williams - March 23, 2009 11:31 AM
This thread sucks.
123. -Lmega5- - March 23, 2009 11:33 AM
gamer girl!!! where did you buy that sword!!?!?!? i have the sword but i couldn't find a worthy sheath anywhere!
124. KAI - March 23, 2009 11:36 AM
IM A SELF RIGHTOUS ARSEHOLE WHO IS TRYING TO PLAY THE WHITE KNIGHT COMING TO THE DAMSAL IN DISTRESS.
IM NOTHING MORE THAN A WANNA BE SUPERIOR, HEAD UP MY OWN ARSE TOSSER WHO THINKS THAT BY CASUAL DROPPING HINTS THAT I LIKE THIS BIRD THAT SHE WILL FACEBOOK ME OR SOMETHING AND THEN WE CAN CYBER TILL I SPLOOGE ON MY KEYBOARD.
FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE TYPE OF TOSSER I AM CLICK MY NAME.
125. Pepper - March 23, 2009 11:41 AM
@123 Lmega5, I actually got my sword from eBay, and it came as a set: sword and scabbard. Mine is REALLY lame though (or as lame as the MASTER SWORD can be) bc it is just a replica, and came with a warning that it is not "battle ready" :( it has a metal blade that IS fairly sharp, but the scabbard and handle are both a blue plastic, and so the sword is not weighted properly and is actually very difficult to handle because of how awkwardly it is balanced. i need to find a rich geek (gold digger!!) to get me a REAL Master Sword, one of the ones that is full metal and leather, and weighted perfectly. then i can hack people more efficiently. :D
126. naas - March 23, 2009 11:51 AM
http://www.justinbuist.org/blog/images/goth24mh.jpg
127. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 23, 2009 11:52 AM
@121
As block captain of the local ittie bittie tittie committee, i refuse to pay for fake boobs. Fake boobs are gross. They look great in a sweater, but once exposed to the open air, the tend to look like two pumpkins stapled to some poor girl's chest. Show us your bug bites, and I'll be on my merry way.
128. naas - March 23, 2009 12:01 PM
http://images6.cafepress.com/product/129287456v8_350x350_Front.jpg
129. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 23, 2009 12:08 PM
Thanks naas. You just made my day.
130. Graf Zeppelin - March 23, 2009 12:21 PM
@126
I'm so electronic I shit bits.
131. Brian - March 23, 2009 12:52 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the dichotomy between the pink, fuzzy unicorns on her bed and the Crow poster on her door is awesome?
132. oneline - March 23, 2009 1:03 PM
I'd go date with her, if I'd know how to do it.
133. Kmath - March 23, 2009 1:06 PM
@131 Yes. Well she probably does too.
134. The Real Pepper - March 23, 2009 1:32 PM
Has it been established how old this chick is? She's either jailbait, or a young adult still hoarding toys in her parents basement. Either way it's pathetic.
135. Adra - March 23, 2009 1:45 PM
Warning Warning Warning Ask For I.D. Warning Warning Warning
136. I'm a Jerk - March 23, 2009 1:45 PM
Everything in that pic is a piece of overhyped goth-garbage.
Living in your parents basement, buying useless swords and ironically-dorky-so-it's-cool belt buckles instead of saving some money to move out on your own. Wearing pink and black (oh no, you're not trendy). "I just wear what makes me happy," The standard go-to response. Yeah, never heard that one before.
God, you're so generic it angers me. Go slash your wrists with that sword so it'll actually be put to use.
137. Steampunk T-Rex - March 23, 2009 2:03 PM
@127 kudos, fake titts fail
'as though your too high an intellectual to go "yay for titties!"'
cynical sarcasm + redhead = I'm in love. *swoon*
138. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 23, 2009 2:39 PM
God damn it I'm horny!
139. bleh - March 23, 2009 2:56 PM
@19 - She doesn't have two posters of The Crow. It's a mirror.
140. blah - March 23, 2009 2:59 PM
@134 - It's pathetic if she's young? What the hell sense does that make?
141. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 23, 2009 3:09 PM
http://dailybooth.com/PepperMonster/110220
She doesn't look so young in these pictures.
142. HunnyBear - March 23, 2009 3:43 PM
she is no way a teenager ill tell you that much..id say about 23 perhaps? what do you think? http://dailybooth.com/PepperMonster/93859
143. Jour Momz - March 23, 2009 3:44 PM
She looks like a skeez. Dat aint touchin' deez nutz.
144. Jeremy - March 23, 2009 3:50 PM
What really creams me here is how much Pepper looks like Hayley Williams of Paramore. And, hey, she puts Pikachu ears on babies. So it's not bad at all.
145. Pepper - March 23, 2009 4:21 PM
@140
It's pathetic everyone here thinks this jailbate is hot, idiot. Just because you're young enough to get raped by tenticles doesn't mean everyone here is.
146. Dumbshit - March 23, 2009 4:29 PM
HER PICS DON'T TELL ME HOW OLD SHE IS!
Yeah, she's not trendy but she reads GQ. What a c unt.
And #67 FTW.
147. stabitha - March 23, 2009 4:46 PM
I think she's cute. Don't know why everyone hates so much. Yeah, hot topic shit and twilight, but here I thought we were all commenting on looks and not whether we'd get along enough to date or something. And regardless of how attention seeking someone might be to put pictures up on a blog, it still takes guts.
Also, Pepper, you should totally dress up as Malon from Ocarina of Time, as a redhead and a Zelda geek. Practically your duty.
148. John by the sea - March 23, 2009 5:43 PM
whatever haters, it takes alot of ball to do what she did, not that i like girls with balls, but ya know what i mean, and shes pretty cute for a geeky shy girl, cute enough to email me, wink wink
149. John by the sea - March 23, 2009 5:45 PM
doh
150. doh - March 23, 2009 5:46 PM
doh again, johnhearts@hotmail.com
151. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 23, 2009 6:23 PM
@148: Shy? Wtf are you looking at?
152. peanuts - March 23, 2009 6:39 PM
Whew, peanuts has just stopped laughing at you all.
You are all wrong.
The only thing that matters is that on the Conan scale of awesome, this picture scores 0 out of a possible three. There is 0 crushing of enemies, 0 driving them before you and 0 lamentations of their women. There are plenty of winging bitches here, but that's not the same thing.
153. lutz - March 23, 2009 7:02 PM
INTERNET DISEASE + SEX BY ASSOCIATION
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Sex_by_association
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Internet_disease
lighting is key!
154. Val - March 23, 2009 7:06 PM
@ #5 Agreed. Didnt bother reading much further comments. Eww red heads real or fake ones. Jus ew.
Ew Twilight, yah Ima girl and I hate it. Kinda got a man-face. And where's the boobs?
155. sanguine - March 23, 2009 7:06 PM
Also, how the hell can you even judge "cuteness" from that grainy zoomed-out pic? And http://dailybooth.com/PepperMonster doesn't parTICularly help.
She could be a perfectly reasonable individual in real life. But all we get to judge from the internet is continued attention whoring and crappy pics.
156. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 23, 2009 7:13 PM
@152: What's a winging bitch?
157. Manface - March 23, 2009 7:22 PM
http://dailybooth.com/pictures/large/7/a/7afa89a28e86ff653c03153dcd2c0eb0.jpg
158. HunnyBear - March 23, 2009 8:01 PM
eh i guess ive seen worse but the nose doesnt help...and speaking like a 13 year old doesnt impress much either.
159. peanuts - March 23, 2009 8:12 PM
@156
whinging*
160. Bill - March 23, 2009 8:22 PM
WOW... you have a fanTAStic attitude... I would have long ago fell into a flame war, and you've just let stuff roll off of you and stayed mostly sweet. I really admire that.
161. Kai - March 23, 2009 9:49 PM
@124 Oh please. She doesn't need anyone to "protect her" look at her responses. She's quite capable of defending herself and/or ignoring the douche bags. If you'd actually read the entire exchange you'd have seen I have zero use for a second hot gamer geek girl as I'm quite happy with the one I have.
Mines multi-talented : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-HopbQrkEA
I'm not white night. I'm the far rare-r and more annoying "Why can we all just act like adults" whinger. :P I know it's hard to expect grown people to act like it. But hey "it's the internet, get a helmet" right?
*rolls eyes*
162. Pepper - March 23, 2009 11:03 PM
hey everyone! i love all the comments...well, not all of them. some of them make me sad. but bless you all for wasting a handful of your life's moments on me! HUGS ALL AROUND!
new pictures on Dailybooth, for you cyber stalkers out there ;)
163. ES - March 23, 2009 11:18 PM
PRETTY!
164. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 23, 2009 11:25 PM
@159: Still wrong....try again.
165. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 23, 2009 11:30 PM
@161: Now you're doing it.
166. peanuts - March 24, 2009 12:23 AM
@164
Hi spelling nazi... peanuts knows you are way cool and know all the words of the galactic empire, but peanuts was not trying to spell whining, he was trying to spell whinging. Look it up on dictionary.com. Wow... spelling nazi learned a new word. From a peanut. Huzzah.
167. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 24, 2009 12:42 AM
So you were purposely using the Old English version of the modern form of "whine"? So when you said "w[h]inging bitches", were you referring to the original meaning of the word bitch too?
168. Cap'n Jack - March 24, 2009 12:45 AM
Unbelievable! One picture of a hot girl and the comments section explodes.
169. peanuts - March 24, 2009 1:19 AM
sigh...
Whinge is in common use in the land down under, from which peanuts originates. So when peanuts said "w[h]inging bitches", he was referring to the modern meaning of both.
peanuts laughs at you, for thou art noob.
170. Snoodle - March 24, 2009 1:38 AM
Twilight poster, instant fail.
171. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 24, 2009 1:40 AM
What does not being Australian have to do with being a noob (which I am most certainly not)?
And in the case of the spelling and context of your native tongue, forgive me, I stand corrected. I have been to many places in the world, though not "down under", but am looking forward to visiting.
172. Kai - March 24, 2009 2:00 AM
@171 as a fellow Aussie, I can assure you it's in the common vernacular down here.
Namely when referring to the English
"Bloody whinging poms!"
...and all that jive.
173. peanuts - March 24, 2009 3:04 AM
164 = "I think I am awesome" + wrong = noob
167 = "I still think I am awesome" + wrong + peanut hate = noob
171 = "I realise I am not totally awesome" + gracious = - noob
164 + 167 + 171 = noob + noob + - noob = noob
peanuts is sorry, but the numbers don't lie.
174. reckless_wreck - March 24, 2009 4:00 AM
it's funny how a simple computer wallpaper can damage your net life. hahaha
175. peanuts - March 24, 2009 4:08 AM
Twilight haters, please see post 25.
176. Leonidas - March 24, 2009 5:33 AM
It's fairly obvious that all the haters here are virgins, because they don't know where the real gold is. I'll tell you: our British friends call it "ginge minge."
177. Cinaxchan - March 24, 2009 10:27 AM
Jesus, people >_<
Stop hating on this girl, she seems perfectly normal (in a pwnsome geeky way)
So, shes into Twilight? So's half the teen to thirty year old females in the US. So, she shops at Hot Topic? That doesnt make her a whiny emo brat
C'mon, arnt we past this? High-school style stereotypes and hating?
I say, go Pepper! Don't let the haters get to ya, they're just looking for something to bitch about. :)
178. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 24, 2009 11:39 AM
173 - Trying that hard to call someone a n00b makes you a douche.
179. Leonidas - March 24, 2009 1:20 PM
@178: BUT, am I right about the ginger dashboard fur, or what?
180. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 24, 2009 3:11 PM
179- Well, any red headed guy I've dated has been... talented. So yes, you are correct.
181. My God - March 24, 2009 4:21 PM
Wow hunnybear has got to be *the* most pathetic attention groveling whore in this entire thread! "I'm hotter than her" I'm bi and she doesn't do it for me" blah blah blah then coming back with links to the girl's photos? I had no idea someone could be that needy to be the center of attention.
182. Gamer Grrlz - March 24, 2009 4:24 PM
Moose, FAH-Q...you ladies have my respect for your valid opinions. Pepper, I admire your courage in submitting a photo that you probably already knew would get ripped to shreds.
183. Nice! - March 24, 2009 4:27 PM
http://dailybooth.com/PepperMonster/112790
She's making a funny face, but I think this picture (clearly shows her complexion and fair skin and nice features) shows she can be quite cute and striking.
Tearing apart chicks on the internet just seems so tired and old. We get it, she's not your idea of a porn princess. Just so you know, pretending like you wouldn't have sex with her doesn't convince any of us that you are/you get the hottest tail around.
184. foraz - March 24, 2009 7:20 PM
It's interesting that in this day and age it has become appropriate to dismiss criticism (legitimate or not) with the poorly formed "stop hating, haters."
Since we can't have this comment section violating Godwin's law, I'm going to have to go ahead with the following:
Do you know who else had haters? HITLER.
185. lol - March 24, 2009 7:21 PM
@183 what
Also, she still won't sleep with you.
186. lutz - March 24, 2009 7:23 PM
@185
Nerds have lower standards than you thought.
187. peanuts - March 24, 2009 7:27 PM
178, math isn't for everyone.
188. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 24, 2009 7:42 PM
@ peanuts: Your numbers are wrong. I don't hate you.
I also don't think I'm awesome, I think I'm just bored.
189. Deering - March 25, 2009 8:27 AM
guys leave her alone yea?
she has a master sword and thats all that matters ^^
p.s.
grats on the Charizard ^_^
p.p.s.
look meh up XD
x
190. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 25, 2009 10:14 AM
@187
I hate you. I will crush you like bug, n00b.
191. titsonsnack - March 25, 2009 9:41 PM
Is she standing in her daughter's room?
Reminds me of my friend's ex boyfriend who never had money to pay the rent, but always had money to go to Wal-Mart for Star Wars figurines and material to build Boba Fett costumes out of.
192. Bender - March 28, 2009 2:24 AM
Why oh why do the cool chicks always live so far away from me? :(
193. laptop battery sell - January 6, 2010 3:06 AM
It's a good idea.Thank you
194. Marlon - March 17, 2010 4:29 PM
Edward Cullen=dealbreaker