Mar 20 2009He's So Cute!: Ninja Cat Part Two Three
Remember ninja cat? How could you forget, that furry little bastard was cute, cute, cute! And how about ninja cat two? That one was a scrumptious little muffin-top too! And now, ninja cat 3! Oh, and I love the sound the guy makes in the end. Sounds like....victory.
Ninja Kitteh Part 2! [icanhascheezburger]
Thanks to Amanda and Jared, who once battled ninja cats for 14 hours straight before admitting defeat.
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Reader Comments
1. will - March 20, 2009 2:02 PM
ommmmmmmmmmmmgggggggg ffffirst commment
2. Que - March 20, 2009 2:02 PM
Que hiya!
3. will - March 20, 2009 2:04 PM
ommmmmmmggggggggg third commment
4. Moose Knuckle - March 20, 2009 2:04 PM
Can anyone withstand the terrible wrath of the Ninja Cat?
Any answer but "no" is incorrect.
5. Jared - March 20, 2009 2:04 PM
YES! YAY, He said thanks to me. I happy now.
6. will - March 20, 2009 2:06 PM
oooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmggggggggg seventh comment
7. Ginormagantuan - March 20, 2009 2:12 PM
ohhh.... that's just like when i sneak up on gamer girl's a$$hole, stealthy and quick! strike like lightning! you gotta get in there quickly, and get the hell out before she notices and eats you! EATS YOU EATED AND DEAD!!!!!
8. catch22 - March 20, 2009 2:13 PM
sorry but its been done too often/too recently for me to shive a git
9. Pew³ - March 20, 2009 2:13 PM
♪ Ninja cat, ninja cat, what have they done to you? ♪
♪ Ninja cat, ninja cat, It's not your fault ♪
10. Anna - March 20, 2009 2:13 PM
sounds like victory... or maybe he came!
11. Laser - March 20, 2009 2:14 PM
I hate Arabs
12. Daniel - March 20, 2009 2:18 PM
Off-topic: Wtf is with the annoying advertisements? Get this boost-mobile crap out of here.
13. lol - March 20, 2009 2:26 PM
This isn't nearly as interesting as the first ninja cat. Should've been on failblog instead.
14. poop on my small shaft - March 20, 2009 2:28 PM
TINA TURNER
Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice
Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus
15. Pew³ - March 20, 2009 2:29 PM
@12 Poppa Johns, Kathys teeth trick, Toshiba laptops etc. Are paying to keep this site running in exchange hoping to earn your business by posting ads for you to click on this site. Basic economics. In order for this website to be ad-free, you would need to pay to subscribe to this site. Just like all your porno subscriptions that dont have ads. Thats part of what they are doing with your money.
16. @15 - March 20, 2009 2:39 PM
I want you in my mouth
17. Pew³ - March 20, 2009 2:41 PM
@16 Reenaye?
18. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 20, 2009 2:41 PM
@16
He only has eyes for gizmoduck. Her and turtles with horned cowbells duct taped to their shells.
19. naas - March 20, 2009 2:41 PM
=)
20. Jeezy - March 20, 2009 2:41 PM
@12: Adblockplus is your friend...
21. @17&18 - March 20, 2009 2:45 PM
not reenaye. maybe her F-U-P-A tho..............
22. SmokingGirl - March 20, 2009 2:49 PM
This wasn't as cute as the first ninja cat. Nor is it as touching as space bat.
So meh, second/third time around critters just aren't as cute as the first.
P.S. Would you guys lay off GamerGirl already? Jesus...every time you bring her up in unrelated posts, God kills a platypus. Do you want that? Didn't think so.
23. Pew³ - March 20, 2009 2:57 PM
@22 As long as he leaves the turtles alone.
24. @22 - March 20, 2009 2:58 PM
Gamer girl= platypus???????????????
25. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 20, 2009 3:03 PM
@24
poop on my small shaft = fücktard
26. SmokingGirl - March 20, 2009 4:11 PM
@24...*sigh* Dr. Gregory House is not amused by your bullshit.
How does that relate to you? With your obviously supreme deductive prowess, you'll figure it out.
27. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 20, 2009 4:52 PM
9. Pew³ - March 20, 2009 2:13 PM
♪ Ninja cat, ninja cat, what have they done to you? ♪
♪ Ninja cat, ninja cat, It's not your fault ♪
Once again, you read my mind. Now stop that!
28. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 20, 2009 5:28 PM
Much more stealthier than the first ninja cat, but not near as cute.
What a trade off...talking about a fat chick or living with platypi. Those things are freaks of nature you know....
(I'll let you fight amongst yourselves about to which one I'm referring.)
29. Pew³ - March 20, 2009 5:30 PM
@27. It's like we're on the same bandwidth.
Are you ever going to go back to your OG screen name?
30. Pew³ - March 20, 2009 5:30 PM
@27. It's like we're on the same bandwidth.
Are you ever going to go back to your OG screen name?
31. Spider - March 20, 2009 6:00 PM
Not gonna lie... haha that startled me... startled me half to death X_o
32. dr.yosh - March 20, 2009 6:13 PM
no way, this is just a boring cat attack, no ninja cat here
33. erik - March 20, 2009 6:57 PM
Point, Lawrence!
34. RedLeader - March 20, 2009 7:21 PM
Good lord, just PWN3D by ninja cat(3)... What an honor.
35. Pat - March 20, 2009 10:03 PM
Your crane style is no match for my kitten technique!
36. Rhialto - March 21, 2009 7:01 AM
That's one fast Ninja Cat!:)
37. betty - March 21, 2009 10:57 AM
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38. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 21, 2009 11:11 AM
30- I'll go back when I can say f*ck in the comments.
39. Pew³ - March 21, 2009 1:22 PM
Well. you could say fũćķ in the comments, if you use the fũćķen charachter map and use fũćķen letters that look like you are saying fũćķ without actually saying fũćķ. That's what I fũćķen do and I think I get my fũćķen point across.
It's not too fũćķen hard to do either once you get fũćķen used to the šħĩţ!
pew pew pew!
40. Jason Johnson - March 26, 2009 6:18 PM
BAHAHA!!! This is way too hilarious!!!
This site is just way too funny! Pew Pew PEW!!!
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