Mar 11 2009Go-Go Gadget Ugly: Dr. Claw's Real Face

Why? And where would such a thing come from? He really just looks deranged. As a child I pictured him much more manacle, and partially decomposed

this thing looks like my head - master...

I don't get it...

you know why his face is like that??

I'll give you a hint that hamster with the electro jacket is up his Anus.

The cat is happy because he will get a warm meal.

eat that gummi bear

I saw his face at the end of the super nintendo game, I think.

@1 ditto. All those years of imagining him so gruesome and evil, and then someone does this. While this is only 1/6 as bad as the gay he-man drawings, it looks more like the Christopher Lloyd blue-balls action figure.

Yeah! And the reason your parents got divorced...yep, it was you.

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considering this appears to be a new toy, does it really count? because that is obviously a deceptive head probably modeled by dr claw himself to draw attention away from the real him... the scratchy-voiced guy from the last alien movie.

I kind of thought he'd be more terminator-ish. Instead he kind of looks retarded.

Well there goes my erection...

Ok...so he looks like an older man with a lazy eye. I was picturing more of a vader/voorhees kind of thing...

1992 CALLED THEY WANT THE ACTION FIGURE REPORT BACK

this toy was made in the 90s and it does match the video game... kinda... you are about 16 years late on this one GW

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becuse the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck DOwn where Max moves to a new school and makes friends with a kid who drives a cool green mustang fastback.

Actually looks better than I imagine

his mouth.. wtf

I can believe you guys fell for the oldest trick in the book.

They WANT you to think he looks like that. And you knuckleheads FELL for it.

Well good luck. I'm going out to randomly stab people with a knife to discover teh REAL Dr. Claw.

I hate the "FAKE!!! This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becuse the shadow's are all wrong." post! I have seen this on every god damn page!

GET A JOB

Heh... Daisy strikes again.

I can't believe this! His silhouette made him look like Ganondorf in the Dark World from the end of the SNES Zelda. You know, the Moblin version? This is crap! Claw just looks like a creepy bag man that wanders around the parking lot at Safeway asking for change for the bus. Fail. Just..... Fail.

I alwaysd pictured Claw looking like this, a bitter meglomaniacal old man with spiked hair. Why didnt they show his face at the end of the series?

Ha this looks like Andy Sandburg's face when he..... jizzed in his pants :P

Wow, a lot less terrifying that I imagined. What a let down.

Dr. Claw appears to be the victim of a stroke.

@ Daisy

Totally correct. The cartoons showed him with a bit of a belly from his side profile. This action figure is a fake.

@Mole:

Daisy posts that on every single chart that has the option to write it on....

This is sad... This figure is several years old. Where have you been, GW? Geekologie, giving you yesterday's news... eventually?

Wasn't Dr. Claw fat? I remember him being a heavy man

No. Stop that. You should not be showing this. This picture has ruined my childhood and I have ever since been trying to forget. I do not care that this is the same face in the Inspector Gaget game as well, this is NOT Canon! Dr. Claw has no face and if he does have one I will not accept this! GET IT AWAY!!!

Wow, what decade is this? Random-much?

This is actually a real FAKE, Dr. Claw's face was revealed once and he looked exactly like Inspector Gadget.

I always envisioned him in some sort of mask or shroud anyway, I guess the stroke affected his vocal cords too.

I had this theory as a child that the Claw and Shredder were actually the same person...but Shredder was Asian...

Now did the writers/creators of the cartoon decide/agree on this, or did the action figure designers do this on their own? Would they need permission? Who deciding this makes it real? I need to go meditate on this.

I seem to remember about 12 or so years ago, seeing a Dr. Claw action figure in the toy aisle... it had his face covered up so you wouldn't see it until you opened the package. It was all "See Dr. Claw's REAL FACE! Whoo hoo!" on the box.

Is this a picture of that old action figure?

^ click here: http://progressiveboink.com/archive/drclaw.html

To Daisy and all lames who think it's fake or photoshop edit, you are all wrong, it is all true.

You may guess how I know it, hehe I have that figure action too xD bought it when I was a kid because I wanted to knew Dr. Claw's f^^^^ real face haha so I can guarantee you all people that figure it is not fake or photoshop edit as long as I owe one too haha sadly I couldnt find any of Gadget himself :/ they were out of stock :(

WOW. I had this toy like 15 years ago. Possibly the oldest repost EVER... how embarrassing.

I think daisy is very funny i read her posts all the time thanks daisy for makeing my day at work much more interesting!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's a good idea.Thank you

You may guess how I know it, hehe I have that figure action too xD bought it when I was a kid because I wanted to knew Dr. Claw's f^^^^ real face haha so I can guarantee you all people that figure it is not fake or photoshop edit as long as I owe hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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