Mar 12 2009Geekologie Reader Makes Left 4 Dead Pipe Bomb Cake, I'd Detonate It -- In My Mouth!

Loyal Geekologie Reader Ross made himself a Left 4 Dead pipe bomb cake. He had this to say about his incendiary delectable:
I made a Left 4 Dead pipe bomb cake and it sort of looks awful and awesome both at the same time.
Truer words have never been written, Ross. Am I right? I am. What was that -- who said I wasn't? Oh helllllll no -- boy, don't make me drop a nom nom bomb on that ass!
Thanks Ross, I hope it wasn't explosive on it's way out. HIYO!
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Reader Comments
1. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 12, 2009 3:11 PM
GW is a FAG!
2. Preston - March 12, 2009 3:12 PM
First
3. rancor - March 12, 2009 3:13 PM
Left 4 Dead sux, this guy sux, I even sux!
4. catch22 - March 12, 2009 3:14 PM
meh
5. Nick - March 12, 2009 3:15 PM
WTF can I lick any ones pussy
6. saduyajev jerbowitz - March 12, 2009 3:19 PM
You could tell this dude is British 'cause the price tag on the case says 39.99 pounds. Which reminds me of The British Bulldog, the most shittiest wrestler of all time.
Oh and by the way, the cake looks like an albino's dick. But I'd still eat it, not because it looks like a dick but because I feel bad for the douchebag who made it. NOM NOM NOM!
7. Kbn - March 12, 2009 3:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
8. Pew³ - March 12, 2009 3:34 PM
@7 BEST SOUND EVER
9. Noaa - March 12, 2009 3:41 PM
this reminds me of that seen from Never Back Down never mind Daisy will get to it
but this does look like the fishing pole Cat uses in that episode of Red Dwarf, Better Than Life
… I'm guna eat you little fishy I'm guna eat you little fishy Yeah Yeah
10. naas - March 12, 2009 3:43 PM
@7 hehe, nice. Says it all
11. John Holmes - March 12, 2009 3:46 PM
I GOT SUMTHIN' YOU CAN DETONATE IN YOUR MOUTH!
*hint: it's my penis… delicious & nutritious… nom nom nom
12. c0wb0ys7y13 - March 12, 2009 4:00 PM
Or tampon cake. Either one.
13. Moan - March 12, 2009 4:00 PM
@7
LOL - New ring tone
14. haam - March 12, 2009 4:01 PM
that cake sucks! it's white, what effing pipe bomb is white? and it's HUGE, how you gonna conceal that?!
cake fail.
attention seeking cake whore fail
GW support fail (you know that cake sucks my ass GW!)
i'd screw it tho, as it looks close to a big white flesh light.
15. l4d4pc! - March 12, 2009 4:07 PM
Booo @ xbox version of l4d, they had to edit the game so that less zombies attack from behind to make up for the vastly inferior aiming capacity of a controlled vs a mouse
16. AtomicSquid - March 12, 2009 4:11 PM
Somebody needs to make a cake for GW that looks like one of those damned TokyoFlash watches...
17. WANGTHANG - March 12, 2009 4:53 PM
PILLS HERE!
18. proteon - March 12, 2009 5:00 PM
Mmm cake on the floor.
19. Atlanta Grape Lady - March 12, 2009 5:44 PM
Stop. oh oh oh ooooooooooooh ohh oooooh oh ooh ooooooooooooooh
ow ow ow ooooooooh stop oh stop ooh ooooooooh oh oh oooooooooh
I can't breathe ohhhh stop uh uh ooooooooooooooh
20. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 12, 2009 6:33 PM
GW did you just say you were gonna nom nom that guy's ass?
21. Watch - March 12, 2009 7:43 PM
It looks like a pipe bomb made out of white PVC pipe
22. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 12, 2009 10:29 PM
*facepalm* ^ It's too easy...
23. ...in America! - March 12, 2009 11:13 PM
I like it, Ross. Maybe it's because I play L4D waaaay too much. But I hope you ate that quick before the zombies got it.
@15 you shut your goddamn mouth the 360 version is awesome :|
24. venort - March 13, 2009 3:13 AM
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25. alex - March 13, 2009 5:45 AM
@14: You can conceal it by eating it.
I was sure this was a tampon cake, which reawoke horrible memories of my last girlfriend.
26. Daisy - March 13, 2009 8:31 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. YOu can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max gets caught skateboarding and also vandalizing a construction site, and is sentenced to go to gymnastics school with a bunch of stuck up bitches.
27. Amaranth - March 13, 2009 9:56 AM
that looks like a strap on dildo
28. ...in America! - March 16, 2009 9:16 PM
@24: RELOADING!