Mar 4 2009Fully Automated, Computer Controlled Shower Will Kill You While You Bathe, I'm Sure Of It
The Aquapeutics (now to be known as AquaPEWtics) luxury steam shower has everything a person could want, plus a whole bunch of other crap, and a $4,300 pricetag.
This spaceship-worthy shower is loaded up with two handheld showers, a waterproof LCD TV, a radio, massage jets, a steam box, overhead lights, an alarm, and other crazy crap. The whirlpool and steamshower are computerized, letting you set your program to run when you get in, and it's all very fancy.
I WANT IT! I heard it even washes your balls and polishes them to a shine. Which, I think we can all agree, while painful, would be well worth the shellacking. QUICK -- LOOKIE HERE! Haha, blinded you.
Aquapeutics shower is just a little bit over the top [dvice]
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Reader Comments
1. Pew³ - March 4, 2009 1:41 PM
But does it save water?
2. Panda - March 4, 2009 1:42 PM
first
3. Panda - March 4, 2009 1:43 PM
remings me of my one speed time machine
4. panda - March 4, 2009 1:44 PM
wounder if it serves you coffee durring a morning shower
5. Pew³ - March 4, 2009 1:44 PM
Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.
6. gizmoduck - March 4, 2009 1:55 PM
You have a whorish mouth
7. phoring - March 4, 2009 2:00 PM
Ugly! In the words of Martha, this certainly would not go well with most bathroom decors.
I WANT
8. chris "sanchez" - March 4, 2009 2:05 PM
yeah, so i would love to have this in my apartment but it's about the size of my bathroom, so, that's a no.
9. Daisy (TRO) - March 4, 2009 2:06 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max goes for a bath with a girl only to discover she has male genitals. He hits her over the head with the toilet brush before going on to make love to the corpse anyway because he was strangely turned on by it.
10. Pew³ - March 4, 2009 2:22 PM
You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
11. gizmoduck - March 4, 2009 2:23 PM
you have bad hair.
12. chris "sanchez" - March 4, 2009 2:24 PM
HA! but a smelly priate hooker might acually need this shower, yeah.
13. marc - March 4, 2009 2:32 PM
See: First ever episode of Dilbert animated cartoon show. He makes a voice activated shower.
14. Pew³ - March 4, 2009 2:34 PM
What did you say?
15. Pat - March 4, 2009 2:34 PM
We've seen some pretty ridiculous products here on Geekologie, but $4,300 seems fairly reasonable for a shower with this many bells and whistles.
However, I'm sure someone will go and put diamonds on it and bump the price up to eleventy-billion dollars (like that stupid iPhone).
16. PunsKillPeople - March 4, 2009 2:54 PM
YES! Finally, a way to get geeks to shower!
I mean, it'd make me want to shower...*sniffs* Yeah, speaking of which...
17. Paladin - March 4, 2009 3:36 PM
"Hand me the soap, Hal."
"I'm sorry..... but I can't do that Dave....."
18. Watch - March 4, 2009 3:56 PM
I like it. It looks like a regeneration chamber that I can get a hot shower in and have cybernetic parts added to me to enhance my body and strength as well.
19. naas - March 4, 2009 4:04 PM
৺
20. J.D. - March 4, 2009 5:10 PM
It's cheaper than a good Jacuzzi and looks like it has a jetted tub in the bottom, we're about to remodel the master bath...
Yeah, I think this looks about right.
21. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 4, 2009 5:20 PM
They had these in a hotel in Korea that I used to frequent to hook up with a Canadian English teacher, they didn't have the control panel though. It kinda sucked, after you turned the overhead shower thing off, which is centered in the top and sat in the tub part, cold water would be dripping on you and you couldn't avoid it. Plus, they're built for tiny people...
22. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 4, 2009 5:30 PM
21- You walk through the world standing at 6'4" & you currently live in the land of the short, everything is going to be built for tiny people... Ogre. =P
I want this shower. I also want a jacuzzi tub. And that iPhone with the diamond, so I can sell it and buy something that's actually cool.
23. Kup - March 4, 2009 8:32 PM
FAKE!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Always Stand Up where Min goes for a shower with a boy only to discover he has female genitals. He hits her over the head with the tooth brush before going on to sodomize the corpse anyway because she was strangely turned off by it.
24. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 4, 2009 9:19 PM
@22: Correction, 6'5"
25. Boost - March 4, 2009 9:51 PM
Polish your balls to a shine...
ahahahahahahahahahahaha
26. Elboroto - March 5, 2009 12:38 AM
No waaay I'm getting in there. I saw The Fly.
Jeff Golblum was a beta tester for this thing.
He was playing Dig-dug and listening to Megadeath (Yeah, that's the level of badassnes we're talking about) in one of those unholy devices. Next thing you know, he's having sex while turning into a human-fly Hybrid. He later dies. It sucks.
That's why I clean myself at the carwash. Once a month, every month.
27. dennis - March 5, 2009 1:49 AM
first!
28. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 5, 2009 9:56 AM
@24- Correction - Bite Me.
29. BT - March 5, 2009 10:32 AM
"The royal penis is clean, your Highness."
30. Andy - March 5, 2009 12:42 PM
@2
FAIL, you epic failure!
31. NightHawk - March 5, 2009 9:44 PM
I want this (Evil laugh) ... This is a lot like my Regeneration Pod, Oops I've said to much... M e h , ^_^
32. Jamison - March 11, 2009 5:30 PM
No way is that a fake I have the white version of that Steam Shower.
33. Jamison - March 11, 2009 5:31 PM
I got mine at www.mybath.biz
34. Jamison - March 11, 2009 5:33 PM
It has an MP3 hook up and yes a bunch of other cool crap!