Mar 31 2009Frost The Head And The Body Will Die
This is a zombie cake loyal Geekologie Reader Carol made for her boyfriend. It really made me hope that, somewhere out there, a woman is honing her baking skills and waiting to meet me. Of course, I'm not holding my breath. But I am holding my penis hopes up. Per Carol:
Apparently there isn't much of a market for face/limb based cakes so just purchasing molds was out. I ended up using about 5 layers of aluminum foil and shaped them in to a half assed face and hand.
Coat the molds with cooking spray and put them in to standard baking pans, it helps to re-enforce the mold with balled up foil underneath so it doesn't distort under the weight of the cake.Slap your cakey zombie bits on to a sheet or round cake and get creative...
I used a shit ton of green food coloring, lindor truffles for eyes, and white chocolate for the teeth/finger nails.
Good looking, Carol. Or should I say, "NHAAAR, BRAAAAAAINS"! Oh, I shouldn't? Okay. Well good looking, Carol. Or should I say, "good tasting"? No? "NOM NOM"? I'd hit that shit like a corpse!
Thanks to Carol, who actually came up with that whole frosting the head bit, I'm just a thief. You see this? Yeah, that's your heart.
Reader Comments
1. chris - March 31, 2009 12:10 PM
www.last.com
2. naas - March 31, 2009 12:11 PM
YES FTW!!!!
That.... is awesome
3. Pew³ - March 31, 2009 12:14 PM
The head is made from Soylent Green.
4. Timbo - March 31, 2009 12:15 PM
I'm starving....
Someone pass the brains...
5. 24bit-whore - March 31, 2009 12:17 PM
The anticlowns are always watching, wearing no pants as usual.
6. Galtacticus - March 31, 2009 12:22 PM
There're a lot of Metal fans who would die for a piece of this cake!:)
7. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 31, 2009 12:23 PM
@6
How'd you know I wanted cake?
8. WHO DEY - March 31, 2009 12:28 PM
I don't cook at all but I could make a better cake.
9. Darth - March 31, 2009 12:31 PM
Probably a mouth-watering cake for dentists too!
10. Nero - March 31, 2009 12:37 PM
The human parts of this cake was the first person who tasted!
11. Watch - March 31, 2009 12:38 PM
HAH! BEAT YOU TO ANOTHER STORY GW!:
Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool
Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
http://www.rr.com/home/home/article/6818193/7307450/Ohio_man_charged_with_drunken_driving_on_bar_stool
12. raoulduke's 357 - March 31, 2009 12:38 PM
Good H.S.T. reference GW...
13. bilbo douchebaggins - March 31, 2009 12:39 PM
who let the brains out, who who whowho?
14. Timbo - March 31, 2009 12:46 PM
@ Watch
...too bad that has nothing to do with Gizmos Gadgets or Awesome....
Let the GW do his job...he gets the big bucks... 5 of em.... every hour....
15. Watch - March 31, 2009 12:51 PM
14, it does, its awesome! its a homemade gadget, a motorized bar stool!
16. 24bit-whore - March 31, 2009 12:55 PM
uber cool - http://www.confessionsofaninsomniac.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/fannypacktourist.jpg
17. Watch - March 31, 2009 12:55 PM
Hotelicopter is not real, sadly
hotelicopter_terminal_sm.jpg.jpg
"Hotelicopter" is a remodeled prototype Soviet MiL Mi-V12, now filled with 18 cabins and suites. It will be making an innaurgral tour through North American destinations this summer, with prices to be announced soon. (Expect to pay a considerable premium over your typical live-aboard helicopter stay.)
It is certainly not a real thing, as the obviously rendered video implies, but instead a viral promotion for a stay-at-the-airport hotel company.
http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2009/03/30/hotelicopter-is-not.html
18. naas - March 31, 2009 1:10 PM
@17 wasn't making that point clear enough when you posted it in hotelicopter thread? Great, got it - thanks. It's not real, okay.
Anyone campaigning to endorse the thing can now sit back safely and thank you
19. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 31, 2009 1:51 PM
Gnarcake
20. Sharla - March 31, 2009 2:02 PM
"Shaun, you've got red on you..."
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
21. Amaranth - March 31, 2009 2:07 PM
love the hand gesture, its a gay dead zombie
22. Daisy - March 31, 2009 2:14 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadowe's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back down where Max moderated a debate between Nixon and Frost's heads in glass jars.
23. naas - March 31, 2009 2:50 PM
@21 hahahaha
24. blueviolet - March 31, 2009 4:03 PM
I love it and I'm pretty sure my son would go crazy for a cake like that! :)
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