Mar 11 2009First Look At Bioshock 2's Big Sisters

I dunno, it kind of looks like the lovechild of Altair from Assassin's Creed and a steampunk G.L.A.D.O.S. from Portal. Which, I think we can all agree, makes for one hell of a sexy enemy! *wolf whistle* Hey Big Sis, come get some of this! Haha, I know that sounded wrong but I'm not taking it back.
First Image of BioShock 2's Big Sister [kotaku]
Thanks to Julian and junkyard dog, who find both find the Big Sisters even more attractive than I do, which makes them both sick in the head.
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Reader Comments
1. aznterrorist - March 11, 2009 12:00 PM
last? :(
2. aznterrorist - March 11, 2009 12:01 PM
all your base are belong to china..
3. naas - March 11, 2009 12:02 PM
someone setup us the bomb
4. Count Orlock - March 11, 2009 12:04 PM
I dunno, it kind of looks like the lovechild of Altair from Assassin's Creed and a steampunk G.L.A.D.O.S. from Portal.
Crazy, but your right.
I cannot wait for stem cell research to get into full swing so I can grow me a lil sister that rides around on my back.
5. catch22 - March 11, 2009 12:05 PM
....anyone else get a robocop 2 vibe?
6. Dan - March 11, 2009 12:12 PM
Fingers crossed for some good dlc for this game, unlike the ps3 exclusive puzzle rooms. Stupid M$
7. Boost - March 11, 2009 12:17 PM
Maybe I'm alone here, but I didn't think Bioshock was all that great.
Just your run-of-the-mill FPS. Yea the customization was cool, but really, it's all the same.
8. I hate fakers (support believing) - March 11, 2009 12:18 PM
GAY!!!!
This is a lesbianomaniac magazine. You can tell big sister is gay because the video game world nowadays is all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Lost & Delirious where delicious Piper Perabo and the other lesbo who's name shall not be remembered out of lack of importance have sex!
9. Technosh!t - March 11, 2009 12:31 PM
There's a difference between 'geek' and 'gamer'.
Both of them are in the same category, the "nerds". But you can't confuse geeks as gamers and vice versa. And gamers have their own websites. It is certainly NOT "GEEKologie". WTF?
10. Hannukah Montana - March 11, 2009 12:38 PM
SHizz in my Pants
shizz (v.) - to defecate and ejaculate at the same EXACT time.
(origin: from the greek word "sh!t" meaning to crap; "jizz" meaning to brick profusely)
(e.i. This new video game is making me shizz all of a sudden. It's badass!
11. Watch - March 11, 2009 1:03 PM
who gives a shit about this? I certainly don't
12. JK - March 11, 2009 1:25 PM
Awesome, I loved the first BioShock, I hope part two is as good or better
13. Pat - March 11, 2009 1:33 PM
Meh...
But what would it look like in 8 bit?
14. Scooby - March 11, 2009 2:01 PM
Awesome. Bioshock is one of my favorite games.
15. v - March 11, 2009 2:12 PM
I hate it, Bioshock was really good! This looks more like a sell out, if there is a Big Sister in Rapture then why didn't they appear in Bioshock?
16. Leeshka - March 11, 2009 3:15 PM
I am so freaking excited to see where they go with Bioshock 2 (my money's on Tenenbaum). The thought of GSX with Bioshock 2 (and the hubby bringing back tons of swag), is just too much to handle.
17. Ryan - March 11, 2009 3:52 PM
@ #15
Bioshock 2 is set before B-1. So in the first one, the lil sisters are probably all dead or something. But they're possibly still there, just in a part we dont see.
18. Ryan - March 11, 2009 3:54 PM
I meant Big sisters, not little sisters.
19. Sly - March 11, 2009 4:04 PM
How about a link, GW? What, you mean I have to actually visit kotaku on my own... as in, type it into my browser?
Bwah ha ha ha
I don't think so.
20. Deven - March 11, 2009 4:53 PM
The big sisters look like the Undead from World of Warcraft. Yellow glowing eyes? Green complexion. The Little Sisters look like baby Undead from WoW
21. JK - March 11, 2009 5:47 PM
@15
Remember, Rapture is an entire city, in BioShock 1, you were only in a small fraction of that city. There's a ton of room for stuff like this and other differences, new bots, splicers, big sisters and just about anything.
22. Milkman - March 11, 2009 6:49 PM
Wow I used to play the original Bioshock so far back. I remember it being fun
23. gabdar - March 11, 2009 7:59 PM
i loved the first bioshock, so excited for this one!
24. Daisy - March 12, 2009 1:19 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max paints his submarine pink for a party, and then unexpectedly gets called into battle. The enemy can see him a mile away, but refuses to engage because the think its a trap.
25. Michael - March 13, 2009 1:56 AM
@ Ryan
Bioshock 2 is apparently set 7 years after the first one
26. Mike - March 13, 2009 12:35 PM
OMG, who let some of these people on here? Some of the biggest idiots in the gaming world have commented right here. One even calling it a fake. Please do us all a favor and kill yourself
27. Max - April 27, 2009 8:40 AM
are you all freakin retarded? its not fake look at the footage. officially we know this game is set seven years on from b1. you play as a big daddy. there is one big sister she is the ruler of rapture she came back to rapture. this is real look it up. i guarantee this info is true.
28. HVNSNTSOLDIER - May 2, 2009 7:17 PM
Just recently rented the game, and it is absolutely amazing (Bioshock 1 that is). The arch deco landscapes, menacing enemies, and positivly beautiful backstory make this game #1 in my book. Also, the customizable weapons, hacking, and overall gameplay are second to none. Eat your heart out H.t. Wells and Lovecraft!
My thoughts on Bioshock 2? Gonna be even better than this one! How much you wanna bet Dr. Tanenbaum is the Big Sister? Think about it. She's a german scientist, has a background in genetics and robotics, and has a MASSIVE acess to workshops and suit materials from Big Daddys. Since she technically never left (we never see her in the ending leaving with the hero), the vast city could hold many numbers of Little Sisters, and 7 years is plenty of time to gain a hold of Rapture and its denizens...
29. @dr - May 20, 2009 11:47 AM
best game ever invented
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