Mar 6 2009Eye Candy: The Best Of Google Street View

This is a gallery of some of the best of Google Street Views. Most of the pictures are unexplainable, so feel free to make up your own story as to what's happening. Here, I'll get you started.
"THAT'S MY BIKE PUNK!"
Hit the jump for 14 more of the craziness.














Caught on Camera -- The Best of Google Street View [asylum]
Thanks to BALLZ, who was once caught on Google Street View making a handjob sandwich in the back of an El Camino.
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Reader Comments
1. Zakree - March 6, 2009 4:39 PM
last two are the best
2. JK - March 6, 2009 4:40 PM
lol
3. Gustav - March 6, 2009 4:42 PM
The one with the park, yeah took me a while before io noticed OMFG she's masturbating in the park =D
4. Ian Cunningham (Izzy) - March 6, 2009 4:43 PM
I saw this right before it got posted, them all.
5. MAFers - March 6, 2009 4:49 PM
Way to go Izzy!!! Clap Clap you faggot.
6. Elwood Moose - March 6, 2009 4:53 PM
#10 is me!!
I made GOOGLE STREET VIEW!!
Damn I'm sexy!!
7. NUTZBABIE - March 6, 2009 5:01 PM
poop
8. huh - March 6, 2009 5:07 PM
is #12 a decapitated torso??
9. huh - March 6, 2009 5:07 PM
well not torso, but lower body....?
10. Oregoneagle - March 6, 2009 5:08 PM
when they coming by here?
11. Bent - March 6, 2009 5:13 PM
That's it. I'm never going outside again.
Not so much because I don't want to be caught on Street View, as much as there are people like the ones in those pictures out there...somewhere...waiting...
*creepy music*
12. Milkman - March 6, 2009 5:47 PM
couple funny ones in there
13. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 6, 2009 6:01 PM
Google keeps managing to make streetview creepier and creepier...
14. Chelle - March 6, 2009 6:08 PM
Wow, and I thought it was bad that I could see my husband mowing our grass at our house. I guess though this would give you some insight on what neighborhoods to avoid :)
15. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 6, 2009 6:23 PM
@3: How can you possibly make that out? All I see is something that looks like the shield on the Norton Anti-Virus logo.
16. wtf - March 6, 2009 6:29 PM
imagine the guy in the google camera car rolling through some of the hardest ghettos in this god forsaken continent. that takes balls.
17. keukeu - March 6, 2009 6:39 PM
@ huh - Decapitated lower torso? K-razy!
18. Boost - March 6, 2009 6:43 PM
@16 It takes balls to drive your car through a bad neighbourhood?
No it doesn't.
What, are a gang of black thugs gonna jump out in front of the car and mug you?
Really, I don't know if that'd happen or not. But if the vehicle is moving, I can't forsee any bad things happening. Maybe to the black dude that gets run over, but whatever.
19. RandomNigel - March 6, 2009 6:51 PM
@18 it's more likely than you'd suspect.
If for no reason other than the google van has to drive a little more slowly just to capture everything.
20. Toxic Man - March 6, 2009 7:00 PM
hahah pretty funny, anybody let me know, is this street view for UK too?
21. gypsy - March 6, 2009 7:36 PM
1. "You run and I'll shoot on either side of you like in the movies!"
4. A. "Give me the backpack, you twerp!"
B. "No, I need my inhaler!"
6. "Hmm. . .parking meter needs quarters?"
12. "Oh, look! A penny! If I could just reach it. . ."
22. Leonidas - March 6, 2009 8:34 PM
That second-last pic, man oh man, I wish I could somehow jump to the next frame.
23. Peach - March 6, 2009 8:51 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max wants to attack a pedestrian with his water gun to pay for his bacon.
24. jared - March 6, 2009 8:55 PM
The one of the girl in the park is at the top of Dalores Park in San Francisco, but it doesnt look risque to me. Just someone sitting facing the street with their legs crossed. I know someone put forth that they thought she mas masturbating, but I dont see it.
25. Nick - March 6, 2009 10:05 PM
@3 if u zoom in the lady has a guy under her and they are fcking no joke look fir urself if u guys see it tell me because I can no joke
26. How sheltered - March 7, 2009 4:04 AM
uh you don't think anything will happen if you drive through bad neighborhoods? there are neighborhoods where your car will not come back out the end of the street.. i drove down the wrong street once in Baltimore and guys were rushing out and beating my car with baseball bats.
27. pickle - March 7, 2009 8:26 AM
@26 you must be from the white suburbs, which are the truly BAD neighborhoods of the world. if i see you driving down my street, i will throw eggs at your car. maybe they were trying to tell you to go buy crack somewhere else.
28. Boost - March 7, 2009 11:47 AM
@27
Racist.
29. Watch - March 7, 2009 1:46 PM
Google is a bunch of pervs
30. Jess - March 8, 2009 1:16 AM
Number 14 is some whore in Illinois. :/
31. Cool Guy - March 8, 2009 2:35 PM
WTF!! THEY FORGOT THE BEST ONE!!!!! it's the series of photos where the google street car hits a deer!!!
32. ...in America! - March 8, 2009 5:51 PM
Haha, when I saw the 7th one after the jump, I'm sad to admit the first thing I thought of was a Hunter. I play way too much Left 4 Dead.
33. Mes - March 9, 2009 2:38 AM
18 is the real racist assuming the bad neighborhoods always contain black people
34. Cloud - March 9, 2009 6:23 AM
Who the hell spends time searching for these on Googlemaps, anyway?
35. Amanda Heironimus - March 9, 2009 9:33 AM
Wow - as if we needed further evidence of what an effed up world we live in.... thank you Google Earth for this invaluable civic service. ;)
~a
36. can - March 10, 2009 11:24 PM
wowowow thanks very interesting pictures :D
37. steve - March 11, 2009 12:47 AM
@30
It was on May St. in Homewood, IL--used to leave near there.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=18821+May+St,+Homewood,+IL+60430&sll=41.554839,-87.668216&sspn=0.013713,0.017123&ie=UTF8&ll=41.547524,-87.642531&spn=0.006857,0.008562&z=17&iwloc=addr&layer=c&cbll=41.547472,-87.642437&panoid=6WQU2RGVaPYdF6ai7m-Jpw&cbp=12,333.4836954630408,,0,5
38. al - March 12, 2009 2:40 AM
for the second to last one, thanks to 37, i found that she pulled her shirt down in the next pic :(
39. Treadmill - March 12, 2009 6:25 AM
Yea I can't wait for this to arrive in the UK. Just remember to stay still until the Google van is out of site otherwise you won't be sure to capture the shot.
40. Quiver Tips - March 14, 2009 12:02 AM
Is there an ungodly amount of Google Street vehicles roaming our cities or is it really that easy to see how bizarrely pathetic we are?
41. Mapper99 - March 16, 2009 12:06 PM
Home of the views above and 1750 more!
http://streetviewgallery.corank.com
42. Bobeyo - March 23, 2009 7:45 PM
33: They do. Sorry to disillusion you, but you'd be hard-pressed to find one that didn't.
43. AHMNAHMNAHM I'M DOMO - March 24, 2009 4:43 AM
Oh my god... I am never, EVER going outside again. #11, I'll share my Cheetos with you.
44. Dubber Ruck - March 30, 2009 3:30 PM
I found a girl riding a scooter who's face hasnt been blurred out. Are there many of these ? I dont know how to get the co-ordinates but here's the address:
Rue Alexandre Gervais / Place Georges Clemenceau, Cassis, Bouches-du-Rhône, France
45. frog - April 10, 2009 1:24 PM
hahaha gotta love it
46. Rapetrain - April 20, 2009 5:01 PM
What is funny about the French one near the top? That there's a bird in the picture? I don't get it
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