Mar 28 2009'David After The Dentist' Shirt From ThinkGeek
Remember David after the dentist? He was cute, wasn't he? He was. That's because drugs make people cute. And sometimes, their faces melt. It's true, one time at a concert I saw a bus turn into an accordion and Dracula fighting a dinosaur by the concession stand. It was super erotic. Anyway, get your own 'I have two fingers' shirt from ThinkGeek for $16-$18, depending on your size. Also, if if anybody knows where I can score some itrous-nay ide-oxay, that would be cool tool. Ha, did I just say cool tool? Yeah, and I meant it.
Thanks to killerabbit, who has four fingers.
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Reader Comments
1. Tennist0 - March 28, 2009 11:39 AM
WOOOO, is... is this real life?
2. Steph - March 28, 2009 11:40 AM
First woot woot
3. Steph - March 28, 2009 11:40 AM
Awe
4. Tennist0 - March 28, 2009 11:41 AM
i... i feel funny, its my first first! is it gonna be like this forever? unfortunetly, not oin every question, yeah, sorry, guess i cant be perfect, like chinese ripoff dinosaur packagers who make products make love amongst themselves
5. scurl - March 28, 2009 11:41 AM
this reminds me of the time i bought a shirt that referenced something none of my friends knew about, and they all thought it referred to my penis size.
6. Tennist0 - March 28, 2009 11:42 AM
wow steph, way to fail... unlike me... umm... nope, no david line, exhaugsted all of them in my second post (at least the ones that were worth restating)
7. scurl - March 28, 2009 11:43 AM
@4 haha acceptance speech fail.
8. Tennist0 - March 28, 2009 11:44 AM
@7- way to be hippocritical, im confused, haha...fail, way to be amused then diss
9. scurl - March 28, 2009 11:45 AM
@me haha reading fail. must remember: no more commenting until after i drink coffee.
10. Tennist0 - March 28, 2009 11:49 AM
@9 morning fail... lol, truce?
11. Daisy - March 28, 2009 12:10 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene inb the movie Never BAck Down where Max was getting his teeth worked on, and the dentist kept asking "Is it safe".
12. scurl - March 28, 2009 12:12 PM
@10 truce
13. Steph - March 28, 2009 12:35 PM
@6 Hey I tryed so leave me be XD I already fail when I try to skate XD
14. Ed aka the-iguana - March 28, 2009 12:46 PM
woooooooooo... is this... real shirt? =P
15. Thom - March 28, 2009 12:48 PM
www.BossofNos.com
16. Leonidas - March 28, 2009 1:05 PM
It's quite sad that underneath this post is an advert for fake bullshit Shiroi Neko t-shirts (the ad is in my browser, anyway). I bet that flash disk finger dude could have quite a promising career as a model for Shiroi Neko.
17. rain - March 28, 2009 1:12 PM
@11
wow. doesn't everyone say that about pretty much every picture on the web?
not, "oh, the saturation's off" or anything, it's always the shadows. of course it's photoshopped, it's a product advertisement.
18. Jayfournines - March 28, 2009 1:25 PM
@11 you, my good sir/fair lady/whatever, fail at Geekologie with your noobishness
19. Timbo - March 28, 2009 1:25 PM
@11 ...Noob
Everythings photoshopped.... The whole world is phtoshopped
20. killerabbit - March 28, 2009 1:39 PM
@17,18,19
Welcome to Geekologie, meet Daisy...
Also, huzzah, GW said my name!
21. Dino Pope - March 28, 2009 1:39 PM
@17 it's always funny to watch people not understand daisy. She does it just for you.
@18 super noob geekologie fail sir/ fair lady/ dinosaur
@19 fail, and unintentional redemption?
22. Darth - March 28, 2009 1:39 PM
I rather type with all fingers!
23. Rhialto - March 28, 2009 1:42 PM
You can pretty much learn quick to type with all fingers! There're whole bunch of free sites to teach you!
24. Rhialto - March 28, 2009 1:50 PM
If you still have all fingers ofcourse!
25. ClaMs - March 28, 2009 2:05 PM
YAY!! I am soooo adding this to the list of things I will never ever buy. :D
26. Dan - March 28, 2009 2:06 PM
Screw that im buying an asdf T-shirt :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8&feature=channel_page
27. Turtlebyaa - March 28, 2009 2:44 PM
i actually feel kinda bad for that kid...
and the shirt portrays sexuality more than anything else...
28. Delgo - March 28, 2009 2:50 PM
I know a couple of assholes who'd wear this
29. Watch - March 28, 2009 3:35 PM
this shirt is kind of weird
30. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 28, 2009 3:50 PM
Oh the irony of you guys calling out JayFourNines as a noob...
31. Dr.Freak - March 28, 2009 9:46 PM
Pssst, GW... Get yourself a soda-syphen & load it with a cream whipping bulb...
Me & my mates call it "kissing the dalek" (it's funny once you suck in)
32. Deetz - March 28, 2009 10:12 PM
That video wasn't even that good anyway.
33. Tricky Ricky - March 29, 2009 12:43 AM
"two fingers?" isn't that a brand name for tequila?
34. candimann - March 29, 2009 3:32 AM
aright.......
i commented a few times and gdub i have to say you are truly a man after my own heart in the way you look at the world but i feel the need to express myself in the face of this one drug...... lord and lady know that ive got my vices but i keep them to t.he stuff that comes from mother earths busom ........... i like to chase the green dragon once in a while..... and whel dragons live in caves where fungi grow..... ill leave it at that *slurping noise--- exhale*
*cough cough*
now where was i? oh yeah well i remain a magical man in the kitchen and the bed but a while back i went on probation and unfortunately my drive for a buzz didnt lead to the white stuf and the rock but to -n to the oxy- tha dusta - it goes by many names but my point being i killed a lot of brain cells
my point is that the *wa wa wa wa wa* you feel after a huf is actually the chemical not only cutting off oxygen to the brain but also rapidly... and when i say that i mean almost instantly... FREEZING YOUR BRAIN CELLS!!!! AND WHEN THEY GO THERES NO COMING BACK !!!!!
THERE i lay myself low with my greatest regret in life.... for dont ye doubt that the damage ive done to meself is irrevocable.... i can come up with recipes to please a gourmet but i cant remember what i go from one room to the other to do more often than naught
in summary i have a by many standards that i was put through in my younger life i have a brilliant mind.... acording to some..... but i by my own admission have ruined my focus and drive through the use of NITROUS OXIDE!!!!
35. Tennist0 - March 29, 2009 5:58 PM
@deetz- what is bumbum.com supposed to be? its just planets randomly ordered and scattered with some flashing stars even more randomly placed.
36. Try to keep up - March 30, 2009 9:58 AM
...or you can go here and support a struggling artist...
37. One more time - March 30, 2009 10:02 AM
I meant HERE.
38. 24bit-whore - March 30, 2009 11:47 AM
stupid
39. Remo - April 1, 2009 1:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGTAnXqn9Jc&feature=player_embedded
40. Beth - May 25, 2009 11:31 PM
OHmyGod who wrote the synopsis for this because I'm a huge fan. If anyone were ever to convince me to do drugs I bet it'd be him... absolutely hilarious guuuyyyy whoever you are. Your friends are lucky bastards.
41. Jason Katzwinkel - March 12, 2010 5:26 PM
"Why is this happening to me?"