Mar 13 2009Chug Those Dots!: A Pac-Man Energy Drink
Nearly thirty years after the yellow dot-munching fool made his first appearance, the mouthy bastard finally gets his own energy drink. Pac-Man Power Up Energy Drink is a three-dollar 8.4oz cherry flavored caffeine high that'll have you bouncing off the walls before you can say, "threeway with Inky and Blinky. No, wait -- Blinky and Clyde. Okay, whoever the blue and orange ones are, those are the ones I want. Finally answer! Oh, and Ms. Pac-Man can watch if she wants." Haha, caffeine isn't instantaneous, silly!
pac-man energy drink perfect for washing down power pills, pretzels, strawberries and ghosts [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. Bent - March 13, 2009 12:02 PM
Nom nom nom nom
2. LSDiesel - March 13, 2009 12:03 PM
Lame. I've totally seen these laying around at FYEs and other such over-priced entertainment establishments. Old. Old and Lame. Like my dog Otis.
3. Steve - March 13, 2009 12:04 PM
wacka wacka wacka
4. naas - March 13, 2009 12:06 PM
Bonus - power 1 up
5. naas - March 13, 2009 12:08 PM
Supposedly this one has more of a kick to it... http://media.photobucket.com/image/liquid%2Benergy%2Bdrink%2Bspoof/MDA2008/271639822_ea6c161a7f.jpg
6. koOPa - March 13, 2009 12:09 PM
Will the ghosts in my house turn blue if i drink this?
7. Pew³ - March 13, 2009 12:22 PM
Really? Pac-Man? Really?
Why do they keep trying to bring Pac-Man back? To me it's the equivalent of making Star Wars prequels. It just tarnishes the original image.
8. Atlanta Grape Lady - March 13, 2009 12:23 PM
Stop. oh oh oh ooooooooooooh ohh oooooh oh ooh ooooooooooooooh
ow ow ow ooooooooh stop oh stop ooh ooooooooh oh oh oooooooooh
I can't breathe ohhhh stop uh uh ooooooooooooooh
9. blp - March 13, 2009 12:24 PM
I'm an energy drink junkie and I want that but only if the drink is blue because I can piss blue piss so yes koOPa, if u piss on the ghosts. (< no full stops, that's the energy drinks typing)
10. Daisy - March 13, 2009 12:32 PM
This is fake yo!
11. dadoren - March 13, 2009 12:51 PM
Why would you do that with the stupid Daisy name?!?!
It probly fuels her to continue being retarded.
Ps; I've seen Daisy and she is Fugly.
12. softlicious - March 13, 2009 12:55 PM
It's a weird optical illusion, some people say that they can see a drink if they look long enough:
http://media.photobucket.com/image/liquid%2Benergy%2Bdrink%2Bspoof/MDA2008/271639822_ea6c161a7f.jpg
Isn't it just a picture of a woman with boobs reaching out for you, like she's hot for you, that's what I see in the picture.
13. softlicious - March 13, 2009 1:02 PM
Allways remember that you have to piss after drinking too much, in that case finding a rest room could be usefull, otherwise this is an option:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcOd3u_exPk
Ah, so convenient, I can just let out what needs to come out (*pissing my pants) ... Aaaahhh....
Have you heard there's meth in the Pac-Man energy drink? That's how the man gets you hitched to his money making machine! - Are those boozers on the Pac-Man again? Yeah, it's real sad.
14. Mike Hawk - March 13, 2009 3:15 PM
Needs to be a Boba drink
15. gabdar - March 13, 2009 3:32 PM
my sister's bf bought me this for christmas. it came in a 3-pack with a retro donkey kong and mario one as well.
nomnomnom, radioactive piss.
16. Daisy - March 13, 2009 5:26 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake becaus the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was on a snowmobile shooting blanks at Jimmy JJ Kid Dy-no-Mite Walkers dad.
17. Mr. Sausage - March 13, 2009 6:53 PM
Mario and Donkey Kong have lovely energy drinks too.
http://omgnintendo.blogfaction.com/article/100845/mario-and-donkey-kong-have-nasty-energy-drinks/
18. Chops - March 14, 2009 6:53 AM
I print the labels that go on these badboys!
There's loads more..
http://www.bostonamerica.com/licensed_energy_drinks.html
19. darkstar - March 14, 2009 8:42 AM
poor guys my local store has been selling these for ever haha
20. Watch - March 14, 2009 12:52 PM
SICK TO THE POWER OF BATMAN RIDING AN AT-AT WALKER!!!!!
21. Bob - March 18, 2009 9:30 AM
Nothing new here...
I remember when pacman was used to promote 7-Up. A shockingly bad TV ad showed Pac and pals drinking 7-Up and general maze related stuff.!
Here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT-oW_ktegI
22. viv energy - November 5, 2009 2:22 PM
Wow, I really liked this product. The pictures are funny also hh !! Have to give it as a present.