Mar 4 2009Cat Truck Designed To Pick Up Girls

This is a 1998 Dodge Truck that some guy heavily modded to look like a giant pink cat. A veritable kitty-magnet, if you will. It's currently for sale in Central Ottawa, Canada for $10K.
I have a dodge truck cut in half to make this cat mobile. It has a turbo charger, air intake, neons, aftermarket exhaust, headers and a cat body kit. Made to pick up GIRLS, THEY LOVE IT.
Of course they do. Wait -- didn't I see you circling the middle school?
1998 Dodge [usedottawa]
Thanks to Chris, who picks up chicks the way God intended: with a giant claw.
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Reader Comments
1. Pat - March 4, 2009 2:35 PM
Can it be? First?!
2. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 4, 2009 2:36 PM
Now that's a BIG PUSSY!
3. chris "sanchez" - March 4, 2009 2:37 PM
now that's an epic lol, i'd drive it,
4. Angel Mass - March 4, 2009 2:39 PM
I like its driving plaque
5. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 4, 2009 2:39 PM
Can I eat it?
6. gizmoduck - March 4, 2009 2:41 PM
shagg'n wagon
7. PunsKillPeople - March 4, 2009 2:52 PM
As a chick, I have only one reaction to that ill-conceived "p*ssy wagon":
AUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHAAAAUUUUUGH GIANT CAT/PARADE ESCAPEE IS GONNA EAT ME AAAAAUUUUUUGHHH GET AWAY GET AWAY!
*cries*
I'm gonna have nightmares now, GW, thanks a lot...
8. Pew³ - March 4, 2009 2:53 PM
Your name is Buck, right?
And you came here to fůck, *right*?
"Půssy Wagon." You *fůcker*...
9. Elmo - March 4, 2009 3:02 PM
A woman would never own a car like that
something that girly could only be enjoyed by a really gay guy with no fashion sense
10. Moose Knuckle - March 4, 2009 3:06 PM
Let's show some empathy here people, this may be the only time that guy ever gets into a pussy.
11. Rob Cordry - March 4, 2009 3:10 PM
Doing what Canadians does best.
Is Marty gonna drive that thing? 'Cause that looks like a little bit too early for its time. Needs to go back to 3000 AD.
@8
Lame
@9
I used to see you all the time in IWATCHSTUFF. What happened to you?
Remember me GARTHvader?
12. Pew³ - March 4, 2009 3:11 PM
btw. If you look closely at the door and windshield, you will see that this is clearly a Volkswagon Beetle and not a Dodge truck.
I'm not saying that the shadows are all wrong. They are ok (for a Volkswagon).
FAIL
13. nancy - March 4, 2009 3:13 PM
DUDE there is a car JUST like this in Onehunga, Auckland, New Zealand - I WANT!!
14. Elmo - March 4, 2009 3:13 PM
Yeah, I remember you. You creep me out. I think your'e a stalker. Stop following me.
@11 Stalker.
15. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 4, 2009 3:21 PM
Where's the spare tire?
16. Andrew - March 4, 2009 3:22 PM
mmm pussy
17. Pew³ - March 4, 2009 3:25 PM
@11 FAIL³
@14 WIN!
18. BOOSH! - March 4, 2009 3:30 PM
Cat Bus would be better.
Anyone?
No?
19. ... - March 4, 2009 3:40 PM
I live in ottawa and the guy already sold it. i called him.
20. Elboroto - March 4, 2009 3:48 PM
I bet that is the only pussy he's getting.
21. F.I.N.E - March 4, 2009 3:48 PM
Yippee!!! Ottawa is mentioned....because of some guy turning his truck into a giant....pink....cat....hmmmm...meh oh well.
Yippee!!!
22. naas - March 4, 2009 4:05 PM
ৱ
23. JK - March 4, 2009 4:06 PM
it would minus 10,000 gay-points from it if it wasn't pink
Ottawa? Meh, it's still better than Quebéc
24. Lucy - March 4, 2009 4:12 PM
BAGPUSS!!
*mwaaaaaaAAAaaa*
25. YO yo - March 4, 2009 4:49 PM
ottawa rocks!
26. aSsss - March 4, 2009 4:56 PM
Yess... now i have to go around ottawa and look for this thing.
GW, i had a dream about you last night ;)
27. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 4, 2009 5:13 PM
It saddens me that somebody actually spent their time making this.
28. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 4, 2009 5:31 PM
It's a pussy wagon... At least the Kill Bill truck wasn't this damned gay.
29. Kumo - March 4, 2009 5:37 PM
Makes me think about the dog van from Dumb & Dumber.
30. Indie9999 - March 4, 2009 6:15 PM
Kinda looks like the Cheshire cat from Alice In Wonderland.
31. Milkman - March 4, 2009 6:27 PM
Fail. If you want to learn to pick up chicks, google "The Game" by Neil Strauss and read for an eye opening adventure. Or visit my site
http://confessionsofamanwhore.com
32. PhReaK - March 4, 2009 6:28 PM
I live in Ottawa and was about to sell my Tiburon to buy it, but it just sold. FML
33. Kup - March 4, 2009 8:26 PM
without doubt this vehicle will be confiscated by the police when they find his 12 8th grade girl victims in the basement of his flop house bound with six pack rings and gagged with used big mac wrappers..
34. JuJu - March 4, 2009 10:12 PM
Pickup Truck? Nope. It's a '73 Superbeetle
35. Daisy (TRO) - March 4, 2009 11:10 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all worng.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max is dirving on the highway. He doesn't want to stop so he pees in beer bottles. Later he gets pulled over, and the cop sees the beer filled beer bottles and Max tells the cop its not beer. The cop doesn't believe him and "proves it" by drinking some.
36. You're ALL wrong - March 5, 2009 12:21 AM
You're all wrong. Wrong wrong wrong.
It is real (not photo shopped).
It isn't a Dodge (It's an old Morris or Holden I think).
It isn't in Canada. It's the promotional vehicle used by a veterinary clinic in Auckland, New Zealand.
http://www.thevets.net.nz/contactus/index.cfm
You'll notice the car in the picture, and the registration number is an NZ plate.
So, except Nancy post 13 you're all wrong!
37. Elboroto - March 5, 2009 12:30 AM
Hey Tim Burton, when they gave you the chance to direct Alice in wonderland, they were thinking Sleepy Hollow, not Charlie and the chocolate factory... so go rethink that chessire cat design, ok?
See ya next week Tim, same time, different pussy, ok?
38. Chris - March 5, 2009 8:09 AM
This is the car from Auckland New Zealand, its an NZ numberplate for one and two ive also seen this driving around not long ago...... made from a VW Beetle. Cheeky sod trying to rip someone off?
39. Watch - March 5, 2009 12:38 PM
Repaint this, then fit it with rocket launchers and other gadgets
40. Nancy - March 5, 2009 1:58 PM
MUAHAHAHA i KNEW i'd seen that freaking car - you dont just drive by a GIANT pink pussy and NOT notice it - cmon fellas, you know what im talking about!!!!
41. Darth - March 5, 2009 4:08 PM
It's all about low fuel consumption folks.The builder of this Cat truck did fully understand the concept.That's why he made the head of this Cat Truck bow as low as possible.
42. NightHawk - March 5, 2009 9:16 PM
#6 Shagon Wagon... Good one lol
#30 Not really, it would be cooler though if it actually did resemble the Cheshire cat though ^_^
#39 I totally agree... This is potential for an actual good idea... LOL
And As for me... I don't know what these Crazy Canadians are smoking but I'd love to get me some of that Eh! ...
43. Spikey DaPikey - March 6, 2009 5:39 AM
I bet he dropped some really good acid to dream up that !! *shudder*
44. BigRobbie - March 6, 2009 9:19 AM
I haven't been to Auckland in a long long tIme, but i can bet it was made in the south Island. There's a small ski resort along the Crown Ridge road north of Queesntown full of weird cars that they use to take guests back to the top - i should submit some pics - I bet the maker of those did the fabrication work on this one.
45. HairyMacLary - March 6, 2009 4:28 PM
#36 is correct.
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=auckland,+new+zealand&sll=37.09024,-95.712891&sspn=40.460237,93.164063&ie=UTF8&ll=-36.900695,174.773383&spn=0.010004,0.022745&z=16&iwloc=addr&layer=c&cbll=-36.900612,174.773357&panoid=Uf87XUwNxobnYnA4ERSc4w&cbp=12,95.21655771710856,,0,-0.17924528301886894
If the link doesn't work, go on Google Street View and look for "585 Manukau Rd, Greenwoods Corner, Auckland, New Zealand".
46. Car Guy - April 1, 2009 1:45 AM
#36 is correct that this is a NZ car, but the car used is a Right hand drive Volkswagon Super Beetle...
This photo is as old as the internet.
47. YourJoyIsMyLow - July 29, 2009 3:01 AM
@12 I agree, but I assume the guy used the cab and doors from a VW bug mounted onto the frame of an (alledged, would have to see some more technical info) Dodge Ram, still having the big truck motor and the frame of the truck underneath.
48. mike - January 12, 2010 5:26 PM
Thats a reall sweet ride lol
I'm not exactly sure that you will get a lot of girls but there is NO DOUBT that you will get a lof of attention one way or the other lol......