Mar 2 2009Bought It!: Dogs Licking your iPhone Clean
iClean is a 99¢ iPhone/iPod Touch application that makes it look like a dog is lick-cleaning your screen from the inside out. How precious! Currently there are only three lickers available, but more are promised in future updates. I just bought it! Best 99¢ I've ever spent. Well, except for the time I put $1 in a vending machine and got two bags of Doritos. There was a Cool Ranch hanger!
iClean Brings Puppy Lick Fest To Your iPhone [iphonesavior]
Thanks to Seth, who promises to make a human version soon. I can hardly wait! No thanks.
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Reader Comments
1. Timbo - March 2, 2009 10:58 AM
ehhhh....not worth my $
2. hmmmm - March 2, 2009 11:02 AM
thats lol.. but pointless
3. googlebomb - March 2, 2009 11:02 AM
lame......
in unlame news miley cirus in a plane crash, feared dead :(
4. kaled - March 2, 2009 11:04 AM
@ 3: also will ferrel, chris brown, khloe kardashian & megan fox ------------>
5. google university - March 2, 2009 11:05 AM
batman, terminator and someone named sam worthington too?
6. kaled - March 2, 2009 11:08 AM
@ 5: afraid so.....
7. Amaranth - March 2, 2009 11:08 AM
they need to make an app like this but with women licking and pressing their goods against the screen :D
8. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 2, 2009 11:08 AM
*rolls eyes* this is just as lame as it was when it first came out...
9. dammit leroy - March 2, 2009 11:13 AM
just watched this again and lmao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU
leroy jenkins!!!!!!!!
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11. Boing - March 2, 2009 11:23 AM
I wasn't sold on this until the funky music kicked in at the end. That kind of advertising totally makes it worth a washington.
12. asher - March 2, 2009 11:25 AM
I've had these on my chumby for like,, a year
13. Tennist0 - March 2, 2009 11:39 AM
pssh, i dont need a dog to do my work, ive been charging people $5 a pop to have me lick their devices clean, best of all, for a limited time, i do G1s, LG Vu, and iphones all for $3, but only this week so act fast... oh yeah, i charge $300 for airfare, good service isnt cheap you know, "after i clean your phone all you can say is Sham, WooooW!!" thats my motto... also, im selling a bike on ebay, just type in rad to the power of sick, it comes with a free device licking coupon*, oh, and also, for a limited time, you will get the delux device tounge cloth to fool all your friends, just send your money to... um, my house.
*does not include airfare or supplies
14. Elwood Moose - March 2, 2009 11:39 AM
I just paid $0.49 fro a similar app. Only it is just videos of dogs licking themselves!! Discounted? I think not!! Call me a bargain shopper!
15. Tennist0 - March 2, 2009 11:41 AM
@11- provide me with a mic and speakers and ill provide you with your fuky jams, all a part of my device cleaning campaigne, remember, "after i clean your phone all you can say is Sham, WooooW!!"
16. Tennist0 - March 2, 2009 11:43 AM
@14- if you buy the delux package, ill throw in a free 5 minutes of me licking myself... thats the surprise... PICKLE SURPRISE!!!!!! remember, "after i clean your phone all you can say is Sham, WooooW!!"
17. Ocelot - March 2, 2009 12:28 PM
Okay the ShamWOW thing was funny the first time. Three times is a little much. But next time you watch that commercial, watch the end when he compares how long the sponge lasts to how long the ShamWOW lasts. It changes every time!!! LOL
18. Tennist0 - March 2, 2009 12:37 PM
sham wows never get old, like pickles
19. Pew³ - March 2, 2009 2:08 PM
Have you seen the slap chop yet?
Your'e gonna love my nuts!
20. Erica - March 2, 2009 2:08 PM
I'm not totally averse to a human licking the screen. Like maybe Batman or Sam Worthington to stay relevant.
21. Tennist0 - March 2, 2009 4:32 PM
@19- yeah, when I saw that i was hysterical!!!! i couldnt believe anyone would hire that guy twice!!
22. Nero - March 2, 2009 5:46 PM
Not really masturbation material.Although. . I know there're some freaks out there.
23. Daisy - March 2, 2009 11:00 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie NEver BAck Down where Max and a co-worker were breakdancing after work, and Max did the ET Phone home finger point move, and a helecopter.
24. flabbyLOL! - March 3, 2009 5:18 AM
turn the sound up.....anythink think this sounds like a porno..just the audio side