Mar 3 2009BEEP BOOP BOP: What R2-D2 Really Meant
NOTE: VIDEO'S SUBTITLES ARE NSFW.
This is a video of what R2-D2 really meant when he was beepity-booping and whirlity whirling. Obviously, the subtitles are NSFW because he's a pretty angry little droid. And can you blame him? The guy gets no respect. Like me after I rescued that kid from a tree. So what if it was partially my fault he was up there in the first place. He wanted to sit on the rocket-bike.
Hit the jump for another, longer video.
r2-d2's bleeps and beeps decoded. it's not for kids. it's funny as hell. [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. Me - March 3, 2009 6:07 PM
Lol!!!
2. Xerxes - March 3, 2009 6:09 PM
You can tap that. I don't care. I'd probably even watch you do it.
3. Thumperdude - March 3, 2009 6:12 PM
Damn it! I can't watch the damn video. My tampon is making my piece of sh!t computer to freeze and block my javascript and activeX. Damn you!
4. JK - March 3, 2009 6:17 PM
I always wondered what R2-D2 was saying...
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6. JK - March 3, 2009 6:22 PM
OMFG, it's been so long since I saw episode 1 I forgot how f*cking annoying Jar-Jar Binks is. Someone, get me a gun, I want to kill that f*cker.
(Again, sorry but I have to put f*cking stars in every f*cking swear word I f*cking post because some pansy Ass b*stard complained to Geekologie about f*cking swearing in f*cking comments.)
7. Darth - March 3, 2009 6:39 PM
R2D2,the most loyal,modest and cool robot the world has ever seen!
8. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 3, 2009 6:41 PM
Um...yeah...autopilot...yeah.
9. Tennist0 - March 3, 2009 6:52 PM
beep bool beep, guess what!!!! Nope, it means I'm selling a bike! It's aweso e to the power of maxxxxx!!! And it's the shit! And it bad mouths people behind their back like r2 and I
10. Pew³ - March 3, 2009 6:54 PM
I love Star Wars spoofs!
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11. Pew³ - March 3, 2009 7:03 PM
My sister Regina-D2 lives here.
She's a lez-bot.
12. Pew³ - March 3, 2009 7:10 PM
Only one thing to do, man. You still got that bag I gave you?
13. G-man - March 3, 2009 7:10 PM
It should be you muhaahha :)
14. CaptainMorgan - March 3, 2009 7:56 PM
That was a waste of my time. It wasn't funny! Very disappointing. The quality of material on this site is starting to decline.
15. Sarah - March 3, 2009 8:31 PM
I still think it's funny.
Qui Gon's funeral "It should have been you"
I laughed.
Outloud
Hard.
16. esfakadonki - March 3, 2009 8:31 PM
it was lol
17. Bobeyo - March 3, 2009 9:56 PM
"I believe I can fly!"
ROFL. I guess he lost that belief in the OT.
18. gizmoduck - March 3, 2009 10:09 PM
Blow me! BUB
19. Daisy (TRO) - March 3, 2009 10:22 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was on a skateboard, and being chased by a bully in a car. Max jumped on the car, and ran over the top. This surprised the bully, and he ended up smashing into a manure truck.
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22. jason Y - March 3, 2009 11:58 PM
this was kinda funny but even though it was a little bit funny, I COULD NOT REGRET HAVING SEEING IT!!!!!!
THE HORRIBLE DISGUSTING MEMORIES OF HAVING WATCH THAT CRAP MOVIES!!!
I SWEAR THOSE MOVIES SUCKK ASSS FCK THIS SHT!!!!!! GEORGE LUCAS WAS HIT IN THE HEAD AND BECAME RETARDED!! FCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS FCK YOU!!!!!
sorry, well like i was saying this was really painful to watch, Geekologie writer please dont put any more star wars 1-3 videos of any kind anymore
thank you
23. naas - March 4, 2009 12:43 AM
@3 Thumper - good to see you back. I don't know when you return post was nor the welcoming back ceremony, but good to see your name again.
@19 Daisy - I haven't been on my normal schedule here because of work & travel, but from the few times I've checked abroad I hadn't seen posts from you and worried it was over. I am glad I was wrong =)
@ firstards - your inferiority is always displayed with those five letters. Evolve already and bring yourself to the next level.
@ the @ sign - Why do we use the @ symbol to reference someone else when the # sounds better when you read it in your head?
@ this video - hehe
24. Mickey - March 4, 2009 1:18 AM
Buttsex
25. lookaze - March 4, 2009 3:06 AM
that's what it would have been like if r2d2 was played by bender.
26. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 4, 2009 9:42 AM
23- That's not ThumperCHICA - that's a knock off ThumperDUDE.
This was mildly funny.
27. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 4, 2009 10:01 AM
#26 you ARE Thumperchica. Glad to see you never left.
28. naas - March 4, 2009 10:33 AM
@25 How I misread that I don't know, but thank you for clarification.
Still stumped on the @ sign though
29. carlos - March 4, 2009 4:02 PM
I just thought of putting subtitles to RD2D's speech last night, but not on any of the gargbage prequels.
30. naas - March 4, 2009 11:08 PM
@26 due to comment removal my #'s appear off when in fact, at the time of submission they did match to your @25.