Mar 3 2009Batman Hoodie: All You Need To Fight Crime
Now that's what I call a freaking hoodie. You don this sucker and evildoers will KNOW you mean business. Or pleasure. You can even zip it up over your face and see out through the mesh holes. Sweet! They'll run you $74-$78 dollars depending on size and are available HERE. Now go get one. Then you can roam your local mall looking for criminals. Quick, over by Hot Topic -- mugging in progress! Oh, false alarm -- rebellious teen arguing with his mom over a novelty t-shirt.
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Reader Comments
1. Cameron - March 3, 2009 3:40 PM
First
2. Sammy - March 3, 2009 3:41 PM
Finally, my first, first!
3. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 3, 2009 3:42 PM
@2
Give up. Go home. Hang yourself.
4. Cameron - March 3, 2009 3:43 PM
@2 - FAIL. You should be ashamed, it's been like a month since I posted anything, and even I managed to get first before you.
5. Davo - March 3, 2009 3:46 PM
I like the star wars hoodies better.
6. Twisted - March 3, 2009 3:55 PM
Fight crime... or commit one..?
7. erikskov.com - March 3, 2009 3:58 PM
Awesome, but sold out. :(
8. Liquidkarma - March 3, 2009 4:02 PM
Protect yourself against bullies and girls....
9. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 3, 2009 4:13 PM
It's missing the ears. So close....
10. Timbo - March 3, 2009 4:14 PM
That's kinda cool lookin, but I wouldn't be caught dead wearing one....
11. Tennist0 - March 3, 2009 4:26 PM
"wow, with my new rad to the power of sick hoodie i can rid gothem(detroit) of harm!!! now off to quik-i-mart!! *gun shot, screams, hospital, death* :) happy face!!
12. finfan - March 3, 2009 5:02 PM
I totally could care less! Now if they made a pokemon ones like that... I would totally BUY ONE!!!
13. jaime - March 3, 2009 5:03 PM
i'd change that title.
"all you need to fight crime" is wrong.
it should be "all you need to COMMIT A crime"
i mean it comes with a ski-mask type of face-hiding technology suitable for one who wants to rob a liquor store.
14. Nick - March 3, 2009 5:14 PM
@Liquidkarma LOL
15. Pew³ - March 3, 2009 5:35 PM
Is that the George Clooney batman?
16. Darth Jim - March 3, 2009 5:39 PM
I have a Misfits hoodie just like this (but far better looking) and I think the Star Wars Stormtrooper hoodies (by M. Ecko) are the best, but too over-priced.
This hoodie just looks like someone at a local fair bought a box of hoodies and air-brushed a Batman onto it.
17. Daisy - March 3, 2009 6:04 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max gets a Glasgow Smile cut into his face and decides to go on a psycotic rampage only to be foiled by a guy dressed as wonder woman.
18. todders - March 3, 2009 6:18 PM
you know who doesn't need a hoodie to fight crime? BILLY RAY CYRUS.
Check out what he did to that kid who hacked Miley's cellphone! (some hilarious southern Justice!)
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/155
19. YouKnowMe - March 3, 2009 6:20 PM
failure! I could have made a better subtitle than that.
"Batman Hoodie: All You Need To Fight Crime - Will not look like a cop-"
... it's a work in progress..
20. sdf - March 3, 2009 8:57 PM
um. why are you so late? my teacher has has this jacket for years.
21. firstgold - March 3, 2009 9:09 PM
Ug, SOLD OUT
22. bester - March 3, 2009 9:13 PM
I hope I can be a cinderella of someone. My friend recommend me a millionaire romance club "C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M "where I can meet millionaires. It's really a hot place and just for millionaires or admires.
23. Daisy (TRO) - March 3, 2009 9:52 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max parachutes into Viet Nam to gather proff there are still POWs being held. He decides to rescue them when he loses his camera, and the jerkoff running the mission strands him. Rambo not only rescues the POWs but he catches up to the guy who stranded him and extracts revenge.
24. Chan - March 3, 2009 11:37 PM
Sorry to all who say it's a fake. I bought 2 of them. Nah nah nee boo boo. You know, one for everyday wear and one that's still in the plastic it came in so it'll stay pristine for years of ridicule to come. The screen printing (or whatever they used) is a little stiff, and it's really only cool for the first 5 minutes you own it, but if you can find a better way to spend $160, I'm all ears.
25. Elwood Moose - March 4, 2009 12:08 AM
I have to agree with those who call it fake.. Unlike the REAL Batman uniform, this one does NOT repel hot and delicioulsly gooey melted nacho cheese. And.. it stains.
*EDIT*- Not bulletproof either. Someone call 911.. and brink me a Snickers (TM) bar while we are waiting!!!
26. naas - March 4, 2009 12:46 AM
todders fckin cracks me up, ever since the wall mart videos - I don't care what anybody says
27. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 4, 2009 9:48 AM
This hoodie looks interesting, not sure i'd wear it though...
28. yeah right... - March 4, 2009 12:05 PM
"Now go get one. Then you can roam your local mall looking like a criminal."
29. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 4, 2009 12:20 PM
shit, piss, fück, cünt, cöcksucker, motherfücker, and tìts
30. Meaty_Urologist - March 4, 2009 4:47 PM
I liked it better when Halloween was only one day a year.
31. Batman - March 5, 2009 11:51 AM
Halloween 2009
32. warcraft gold - March 6, 2009 10:30 AM
Lols. This jacket has an awesome design, instant abs to hide your flabs.