Bacon And Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger

The Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger consists of the following: two sausage and pepperoni pizzas (serving as the bun), a 5-pound hamburger patty, two pounds of bacon, and two pounds cheese (plus an onion and two bulbs of garlic). And I think we can all agree: it could use a can of pork brains. Seriously though, I was thinking of making a pizza tonight anyways....

UPDATE: Made chicken tacos instead. Muy bueno!

Hit the jump for a picture tutorial of how to make your own.

Unbelievable Bacon and cheese stuffed pizza burger [eatliver]

Thanks to pirhan, who ate two of these bitches and still had a rootbeer float.

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