Mar 1 2009Awww: Bizkit The Sleepwalking Dog

This is a video of Bizkit the sleepwalking dog. You should watch it, it's funny and sad at the same time. SPOILER ALERT: The dog sleepwalks into the wall. I originally thought it was cruel, but then watched the rest of the user's videos and they film the dog all the time, so I don't think they knew it would run into the wall. That said, I'm stealing Bizkit and starting a circus. DOOT DOOT DOODLE DOOT DOO DOO DOO DOOT. Cotton candy makes my clothes come off!

Hit the jump for a couple other videos of Bizkit, including one of some wicked sleep-standing action.

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Thanks to Karan, who has a sleepeating cat that doesn't understand why it can't lose weight.

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first

poor thing....

first?!?!?

First?

Damn. Well, it was still my first comment on Geekologie. Not as impressive, though.

rofl at the wannabe firsties
5TH!!!

um i would be scared if i saw my dog doing that

I'm w8ing for the Bizkit the sleepkilling dog video .. u know when he stand up in his sleep and goes for the throat of the owner..all that in his sleep!! how cute

His owner used to rape the dog in his sleep. Doggy booty is the easiest booty,

thats amazing!
poor puppy

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max is watching his neighbor's kid, and a stray dog befriends them. It turns out the mob is looking to kill this dog, and Max and the kid almost get into a lot of trouble, but the dog saves the day.

uhhhhh my dog does that to they all do it what's sooo wow about this stupid job there who cares the dog looked like he was dieng wow.

"Thanks to Karan, who has a sleepeating cat that can NOM NOM and not even know it."

Actually my girlfriend kicked me in the groin a few months back ... next day got a full body pillow between us.

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Woof,whoof!

He swallowed the ' loose weight while sleeping' pill.This is an legal experiment.

Where's LSDiesel when we needs him the most?
This dog has been drugged by its owner, no doubt.

"Damn it Bizkit, I thought someone broke into the house again. Here, have another Red Bull."

Bizkit... as in Limp Bizkit? *barf*

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Hey, remember when Shania Twain used to be hot in the 80's and 90's?
Yeah me too. Did you jack off whenever she was on TV? That's crazy because i do the same thing twice. What?
What am I saying? geekologie? WTF!

My dog used to run in his sleep like that, but he never stood up. He would however sneak onto the bed and fall asleep - i would wake up to puppy power kicks. That sucked.

I couldn't help laughing at the poor little dog. It's funny, though sad at the same time.

The first part of this video was actually edited out.

I know that dog, and for years here is what happens. The dog falls asleep, then he has a dream about running. He then jumps up and begins to actually run. Then he runs straight into a wall. The power of the hit is enough to render the dog unconscious. In his unconscious state, he begins to dream about running. He then jumps up and begins to actually run. Then he runs straight into a wall. The power of the hit is enough to render the dog unconscious. In his unconscious state, he begins to dream about running. He then jumps up and begins to actually run. Then he runs straight into a wall. The power of the hit is enough to render the dog unconscious. In his unconscious state, he begins to dream about running. He then jumps up and begins to actually run. Then he runs straight into a wall. The power of the hit is enough to render the dog unconscious. In his unconscious state, he begins to dream about running. He then jumps up and begins to actually run. Then he runs straight into a wall. The power of the hit is enough to render the dog unconscious. In his unconscious state, he begins to dream again.

Been going on since 1997. Sad, really.

the second video reminds me of the scene in the thing where the dog is taken over by the alien and starts to change.

Wait I mean

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie The Thing where erm Palmer I think is looking afer the dogs and one is infected by the Alien and they shoot it lots of times.


I'm not very good at this.

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That dog is downright dangerous. I can just imagine someone coming close to him while he is in one of those "sleepwalking" episodes. He is ready to attack and I'm sure any surprise during his sleepwalking will end up with someone getting attacked. I was attacked by a dog like this when I was 10

the second video is almost scary, but ill take that dog on like little mac taught me too... then R.O.B. smacked me so i gave in

That thing's obviously got brain damage.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max's dog falls asleep, then he has a dream about running. He then jumps up and begins to actually run. Then he runs straight into a wall. The power of the hit is enough to rend
Been going on since 1997. Sad, really.

I wonder if he wets the bed.

I laughed, I cried...Oh my god.

That is a dog having a seizure... first kicking on ground is the grand mal part...and then when he comes to he is temporarily blind not sleep walking. Its called a the post-ectal phase. Not fake just sad.

Why don't they just get the dog a helmet?

@32 As an epileptic I must say, you are quite correct sir. That may actually be whats going on. Unless they took him to a fake doctor also known as a vet, and told the owners he is sleep walking.

what does this mean for us when animals dream?

i'm psychic actually.

That dog reminds me of the girl with moebius syndrome

What, no comments about his morning wood like wang? you people are the sad ones, srsly~

poor thing... the dog's having nightmares. you know he snapped out of it after a long stare at the second video. either that or he's sick.

As I said..brain damage. It's obvious.

I had a soccer dream once and kicked the crap out of my bedroom wall and sprained my ankle.

Good news is, I am pretty sure I scored that goal.

I'm pretty sure this is epilepcy which isn't funny at all.

@ 32 and 34. You are correct. But in fact, there is a close association between sleepwalking and epilepsy. The poor doggy has a (perhaps) mild case of epilepsy as do many sleepwalkers.

http://www.epilepsy.com/discussion/975553

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES I'M FIRST!

Are these people stupid? The dog is having a seizure, not sleepwalking!!!!

LOL... Just wait til Bizkit starts sleep-pooping.

Is anyone else disturbed by the lipstick?

Maybe he was dreaming about chasing after a really hot lady dog?

@daisy/daisey/anon : 1. stop spamming you dumbass, 2. it's not fake.

I've watched these videos so many times and they make me cry (with laughter) every time.

Was blogging about national running day today and when i typed running into youtube it popped up so i thought hey i'll give Bizkit a little exposure to a new audience! Always puts a smile on people's faces...

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#23 - I'm not sure if you're trying to be funny or what, but if you're unconscious, it's completely different to being asleep. It's impossible to dream when unconscious.
Genius.

What you are witnessing in this video is not a dog sleepwalking but a dog having a gran mal (clonic tonic) seizure.
How very sad that anyone would find any amusement from watching a dog clearly disoriented, and walking into a wall when they should in fact be deeply concerned by this behaviour.
Is the owner of this poor dog so desperate for attention that they would exploit their dog's illness for hits on their Youtube page? If not, why are they ignoring all the comments posted by viewers telling them the dog is having a seizure?
For the sake of the poor dog, I hope the owner reads the comments posted on the site and seeks medical attention for their dog.
For the sake of all the ignorant viewers out there, the title of the video should be changed to "this dog is not dreaming but having a seizure", That way, others who have witnessed the same behaviour will learn more about epilepsy instead of perpetuating ignorance and finding amusement from suffering.

It's a good idea. Thank you

Like seriously, HE'S A DOG. and thats not a seizure lmfao..........its a dog sleeping. My dog twitches AND barks when he's sleep and sometimes he might stand up. This dog is a case where he stands up and runs..nothing more.

He's not gonna get brain damage from hitting his head - - unless a frickin tv or speaker falls on his head its not that serious.

I hate when people are all sensitive about things like this cause they're afraid the dog can get hurt. But dogs AREN'T that fragile. keep in mind its an adult dog. not a frickin pocket poodle. I love my dog to death but if he runs into a wall when we're playing I'm not gonna worry cause I know he's fine.

Instead of going after this lady and her memories with her dog, maybe some of you should start worrying about the problems with dog fighting in the world -.-

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