Mar 13 2009Avon Selling The Resident Evil T-Virus
So apparently Avon is selling the T-virus to unsuspecting women who want fuller, plumper looking faces. Little do they know they're gonna get just the opposite!
First from Avon: injectable-grade facial filler. A skin care breakthrough! Fullness perfected, not injected!* Dramatic results for dramatically less! Super concentrated serum.** 3x the level of injectable-grade hyaluronic acid for dramatic filling & plumping.*** In just 3 days, begins to reduce the look of deep folds. In 2 weeks, 82% of women saw more youthful fullness in the cheek area.**** In 4 weeks, dramatically reduces the look of deep facial folds and hollowness.
In 5 weeks, you're a zombie and the GW has to take your head off with a shotgun because he won't put up any of your 'NAR NAR BRAINS' zombie bombie bullshit. PEW PEW, Avon, PEW PEW.
Product Site
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Avon's Derma-Full Totally Looks Like The T-virus [totallylookslike]
Thanks to gordon and residentistEVIL, who called in Rad to the power of Sick today and rushed out to pick up Resident Evil 5.
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Reader Comments
1. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 13, 2009 10:00 AM
Still a handsome, well hung stallion, GW.
2. Elwood Moose - March 13, 2009 10:01 AM
Second??
3. Jrdn - March 13, 2009 10:05 AM
well i wouldn't mind being a zombie if milla jovovich is around.
4. naas - March 13, 2009 10:08 AM
It looks a little like austin powers' mojo flash frozen into a spiral
5. LSDiesel - March 13, 2009 10:10 AM
Happy Friday everyone!
6. naas - March 13, 2009 10:12 AM
@5 Deez!
7. Lainy - March 13, 2009 10:17 AM
I saw that catalog and I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought the same thing! The lady that tried to sell it to me stared at me funny when I told her I needed to prepare for the APOCALYPSE!
8. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 13, 2009 10:17 AM
Good morning GW. Glad to see you still read the comments section of your site. This is just for you.
shit
piss
fück
cünt
cöcksucker
motherfücker
and tìts
Faggot
9. naas - March 13, 2009 10:19 AM
@8 Why so cross today shum? It's the weekend & there's great weed going around....
10. the Commish - March 13, 2009 10:21 AM
FAIL!! This post fails on so many levels. Who the hell cares!?
This is just like that time when the local grocery store started advertising mushrooms. They said they're good for cooking, adding to soups, frying or marinating and adding to various meals. People started buying them up with hopes of adding the 'shrooms to their diet and getting their healthy on rad to the 'ish.
Everyone under the age of 30 realized this farce. Mushrooms aren't for getting healthy. They're for doubling your size and being able to take a head-on collision with any random turtle or goomba you may bump into. Fools.
11. naas - March 13, 2009 10:24 AM
@10's got a little bit of Daisy goin in his rant today, not bad..
12. George - March 13, 2009 10:26 AM
Two posts from Failblog, then this one from Funnylookalike...
Well....
13. bendizle - March 13, 2009 10:27 AM
zombies..........*yes*
14. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 13, 2009 10:29 AM
@naas
The GW edited my comment. It's not like insulted him or anything. I just called him a faggot. You know, nothing too bad. I could have called him a talentless hack. But I didn't. I'm above that.
15. LSDiesel - March 13, 2009 10:32 AM
@14, they only thing you're above is your mother when you're penetrating her with your two inch member.
16. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 13, 2009 10:33 AM
@15
I only do that because she makes some killer pancakes.
17. Watch - March 13, 2009 10:34 AM
SICK TO THE POWER OF BATMAN RIDING AN AT-AT WALKER!!!!!
18. Daisy (NEw Link) - March 13, 2009 10:35 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max taught spinach chin to make gunpowder, but cautioned him, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with molecular structures.
19. catch22 - March 13, 2009 10:37 AM
whats next green "Ooze" canisters with "TCRI" printed on the side?
20. LSDiesel - March 13, 2009 10:43 AM
@16, Pancakes are so worth it.
21. naas - March 13, 2009 10:43 AM
@14 Got it, missed that
@16 I've done some sick jerry springer shit for good pancakes myself, but that's just not right.
22. SilentNoise - March 13, 2009 10:46 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one that instantly thought this when I saw the catalog at the parents' place the other day.
23. Moose Knuckle - March 13, 2009 10:50 AM
Damn Umbrella corporation, clearly they're behind this and I really don't need some zombie going nom nom on my brain pan...
24. Splinter - March 13, 2009 11:10 AM
Ooze? Only if the mutagen man brings along Krang and WingNut to help Baxter with his Home Shopping Network infomercial. Shredder is busy that weekend getting some splinters removed from Bebop's face where Casey high-sticked him at the battle in April's second hand store. The foot were not busy but decided to get some Triceraton's together for a game of backyard football. Fugitoid was the referee and called interference on a mouser when one tripped up Vernon who was coaching the foot on that fine afternoon.
25. fish man - March 13, 2009 11:12 AM
that just looks like a picture on the inside of the bottle. theres some aveeno stuff that looks like that only it's earth colored
26. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 13, 2009 11:21 AM
@20 & 21
Gotta go fellas. I'm feeling kinda hungry.
27. Atlanta Grape Lady - March 13, 2009 11:59 AM
Stop. oh oh oh ooooooooooooh ohh oooooh oh ooh ooooooooooooooh
ow ow ow ooooooooh stop oh stop ooh ooooooooh oh oh oooooooooh
I can't breathe ohhhh stop uh uh ooooooooooooooh
28. Nick - March 13, 2009 12:23 PM
I am glad I am not the only one who noticed this similarity. Both look alike and both are trying to make people look youthful. Coincidence???
29. cowashee - March 13, 2009 12:40 PM
I TOTALLY thought the same thing when i saw the commerical on tv!
maybe they're just helping ramp up Resident Evil 5 coming out today.
30. Ocelot - March 13, 2009 1:21 PM
I'll only buy this if they release a green version... (The antivirus)
31. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 13, 2009 2:43 PM
*ding-dong* Apocolypse Calling!
32. Tom - March 13, 2009 3:32 PM
You know what? I think I might get me one. A nice prop if anything. Not to mention a nice final resort to my world domination plan.
33. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 14, 2009 3:50 AM
Crap. Now I gotta go stock up on shotgun shells...
34. hell - March 14, 2009 5:04 PM
people do not learn
35. Shelley H. - March 24, 2009 7:55 AM
Nope - not a fake. Saw this actual catalog over the weekend. It's right on the cover. Also, take a look at Avon's website.
http://www.avon.com/
36. Leeroy Jenkins - May 28, 2009 9:15 AM
I ACTUALLY BOUGHT IT. EXPENSIVE STUFF MAN. But it will sit on my shelf FOREVER. Until im older, and want my wrinkles to go away.
37. Liz - August 12, 2009 5:33 AM
I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought it looked like the T-virus...no wonder why those women in the commercials look so perfect...they're zombies!!