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Another Sleepless Night: Scary Robot Gallery

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This is a little gallery of scary-ass robots that want to kill you so they can mate with your computer. This particular model is called "My Spoon" and was designed to help people with no arms or really sucky arms to eat. As you can see, it's about to choke out Japanese Health Minister Yoichi Masuzoe. God knows what's it's gonna do to him once he's out, but I suspect use his body as a breeding chamber for an army of nanobots. These nanobots will then invade our fresh water supply and, quite possibly, clog your faucet.

Hit the jump for gallery, and then hit the link at the end for a much larger, HD gallery with explanations of which each of the doomsday machines does.

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Thanks to Alan, Jab, Dustin and Tim, who are now honorary members of FU-BOTS (Fairly Unorganized Brotherhood Of Technology Saboteurs) for bringing this to my attention.

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