Mar 27 2009Alfie Patten, You Are....Not The Father!

MY GOD, cheated on! First?

I do agree with GW, as the damn kid needs to be more like GW and not stick things into places they don't belong. I suggest a life of Sticking it to Dinosaurs. He's not far off anyway, the ogre seems to be only a few dna links away anyway.

she is a horny slut.

Jay-sus, she's a funking fugly troll. 4th?

why in the hell would you come out and say you slept with a girl AFTER she's had a baby?

kids are so stupid..

......

TINA TURNER

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO

I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice

Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus

somebody sterilize her before she pops out another

So she slept with a 12 year old. Why is she not in prison???

SLUT!!!!!
Did she sleep with everyone? If she was smart she would be rich, she would've asked everyone she sleeps with for one dollar ($1), and then she would be a millionare by now, but that's if she had been smart, unfortunatelly an ugly exterior isn't the only thing that's wrong with her head.

I'd be running to the nearest free clinic...

I normally wouldn't expect this to happen until she was at least 17. Just awful.

It's mine. =(

@8 - This is the problem with socialism, or should I say Obamination, people who think they own a share of everything just because they excist. As if property wasn't sacred. Vote Republican, because everyone can't be stupid.

OMG - I can't believe the other boys she'd slept with came forward!!! WTF were they thinking?
Alfie - you got off lucky, now stop having unprotected sex. And stop banging Shrek's ugly, whorey cousin...

@14 - Obamination? I didn't realize Obama was the Prime Minister of BRITAIN.

@9 - She's not in prison because she was only 14.

Alfie, you beaut!

The little tyke got paid A LOT of money to tell his story, which the popular press were very happy to pay him "so that he can look after his child". Now he has absolutely no legal obligations to the kid and a war-chest for tv games!

Wow, Sloth from the goonies has a daughter, and now he's a grandfather.

Good for you Sloth!

Your granddaughter is beautiful! Your daughter... not so much.

Total whore in every way possible. The poor naive child.

I never really uinderstood why the other kids came forward climing to be the father...? Is being a teenage dad cool in Britain? Or just wanted everybody to know the had sex? stupid kids...

@16 - You fücking mental midget! Don't you know what "generalize" means?

alfie is now jumping up and down yelling "CHA CHING" for the money that these asshole parents of the 15 year old will undoubtedly be getting for publicity in talk shows, interviews, the movie rights, and the book... using his age as a means for publicity when he wasnt the father.... he owns them

and she does look weird ... no ?

Ogre slut.

Que negra hija de re mil putta que hay que ser !!!!!
Como se puede ser lo peor?

Wow...that's greatly disturbing.

And also make me wonder...who in the world would sleep with that?

*agrees with half the previous posts talking about how not attractive she is*

Weird.

so this kid got paid tons of money by the press, its public knowledge to the world that he scored before he was a teenager... consentually, and now he can walk away scott free and not have to worry about losing the rest of his life to this slag's offspring.... alfie just hit the lottery... i bet hes just dancing and celebrating... and his parents are throwing a kegger and high fiving EVERYONE

baby....ruth

baby ...ruth...

sloth ...love...chunk

BURNED SO HARD.

softlicious is really the father. She's the only piece of ass he could get. It's a shame she's also his daughter and he had to rape her to get any. Poor, poor softlicious, how I loathe you.

The AV Club did a review of the Bacon In A Can. You guys have to see this ---> http://www.avclub.com/content/feature/taste_test_yoders_canned_bacon
For those of you who can't see the video at work, wait until you get home. The video of the bacon trying to come out of the can is a must see.

Gordon go fück yourself, you scum! Gordon is probably a feminist who can't find good arguments for his case, other than proving me right with these accusations.

@32

Well you want me to kiss your ass
Well bend over buddy, here comes my foot
I don't need your crying ass shit
Temper's rising! Take a fit!
Bite it you scum!
Bite it you scum!
Bite it you scum!
Here I come!
Bite it you scum!

Fück you, softie, you limp dicked, facist cheerleader.

BUHHRRR

You could've just read and believed my comments in the last post on this nonsense, and spared yourself a redundant follow-up.

Like, weeks ago, by the way.

Nobody's as good at anything as I am.

34- Yes, I read your comments. I also figured you were right. Your comments however are NOT a DNA test... BTW- I made my boyfriend "meet mitch" as payback for him making me watch a pirate rap... Thank you for that =)

She has big boobs.

@36

Boyfriend? God DAMN IT!

#14 - don't comment on countries you clearly know nothing about with wild assumptions that you think link your point to the story.
Passing of sweeping generalisations of your country like it's also true about another shows you lack of intelligence and your abundance of ignorance.
Maybe that's because you vote republican. We've heard about "that sort" over here.

Also she's not in jail because shes a Girl.
In this country women are protected to the high heavens and men and have little to no rights.
If they had charged her it would've been with having sex with a minor and statuary rape. You can't take a child of a mother here but can't have a paedophile and rapist raising a child so the don't charge women with these things.
There was an 12yo girl who got pregnant with an 11yo old boy but she couldn't name him because if she had he would've been charged with statutory rape.
Or the school teacher who slept with a 15yo boy and got pregnant.
She didn't tell him and 10 years later slapped him with backdated child support for £50,000 through a govt. run organisation.

This country is heading to the dogs.
Still at least we aren't america.

/jk

@21 - Generalize? You said "VoteRepublican"

I think that's pretty specific to the U.S.

I hardly think my post warranted name calling.

(Rapesaurs sure are angry creatures)

Jeezy, this is in Britain, where the sex age is 16, not 18. still doesn't make it a gud idea thou. I find it weird how the sex age in Europe varies. England=16,
France, (I think) and Germany = 14, Holland = 12! This was a few years ago thou.

I am not sure if this is accurate now

39-"Passing of sweeping generalisations of your country like it's also true about another shows you lack of intelligence and your abundance of ignorance.
Maybe that's because you vote republican."
-Really, did you really just do that?
LMFAO!!!!

38- Sorry McAllister... He's just got this totally unfair advantage on you - he's here, in the flesh. And that, my friend, is a requirement- I'm not the kinda girl you leave to her own devices for too long, if you catch my drift...

*haha - I just re-read the "own devices" thing and realized that any way you take that, I meant!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg

So is Michael Lohan the father of Ashley Kaufman?

:-D

Yay, I got some credit from GW.

@14 softlicious, can't you take your Republican hate machine to a political site? You're as bad Daisy and the Tina Turner fan with your spam. Yes, Obama's evil and we are all fags. I get it. Now go write fanmail to Ann Coultour or something...

Thats why you should do anal only, no pregnancy

Those parents probably leave the television on the Jerry Springer/Maury Povich talk shows when the kids come after school....really it's not the parents fault (Rolls Eyes).
They should enact a law that you can't consumate if you're below a standard IQ Level, stupid people should NOT procreate at all...unless you want hanky panky with T-REX; he does things bareback HIYO!!

Grr - Why is it when someone is an ignorant douchenozzly bastard, people label him as Republican? There are some really ignorant douchey Democrats too...

If you're talking about softicious then read comment #14.
She\he\it says to vote republican.

Personally I wouldn't have made the connection as I'm not a yank and don't care about your politics.
But it does look like people in America republicans the same way we see Tories.

It's a shame something that has the word pub in it is so bad.

What both countries need is for the Monster Raving Loony party to come back.

softilicious is a troll. Why do you people encourage it?

I fücking hate softilicious

53- He didn't start out that way - that's what's so irritating about it.

This reminds me of when I was 14, and the 18 year old girl I slept with 3 months previous said she just found out she was pregnant, and that it was mine. Despite the facts that I used a condom every time I slept with her and that she was whoring it up with several other guys.
Thank Odin for SCIENCE.
and 18 year old girls who let 14 year old boys fist them.
vote third party.

@44

It's all good. I don't think I could handle a woman as lovely as you anyway. I can barely handle myself.

@21

hahahaha

generalize? ......i know what it means

equating Obama with socialist.
republican is another
Dutch republicans are not like the American neo-con/christian conservatives..etc.
Old republican party in the USA is also different. blah blah

do you know what essentialism is ?.....most republican have trouble understanding that term and ideology as reductive narratization

if the repubicans stopped living in fairy tale world in which terms like "tradional values", "traditional family" actually represent something more than words on paper, maybe id pay attention.

if they present anything other than hate, binary and reductive thinking and opinions, id be impressed..

I'd hi...

Wait. No I have standards. If I was 14 I'd probably hit it though. At that age I'd stick my dick in to anything willing.

@59...

I doubt I would have. I'd like to thing I'd had standards still. I mean I would have grabbed her titty, but I doubt I would have done her at age 14.

Maybe I would have come just by touching the titty.

All this titty grabbing talk is making me horny. FAH-Q? Gizmo? A rusty blender? Anyone?

does any1 else notice they are playin video games? sad,sad, they should be taking care of that lil shit in his arms...not play mario...

This is a happy ending if I've ever heard one. The kid's got a new lease on life. Talk about potential trauma though. How uch love do you think he had for the little bugger?

Weird!

@62 - You cant play Mario on the PS2 / PS3

As for the kid : AAAAHAHAHA How must he feel now?

HAHA @ 27. I dont know why but i think thats hilarious.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Lmao how big of a whore do you have to be not to know who the father is!

#68

And how many times is it the milkman ;)

Wow. That's...really sad. 15 and a complete skeaze already. Nice.

your are the luckiest person in my the world my friend that bithc is ugly as hell. she look liked like shrek. no not fionna. shrek.

Sigh I knew this would of got out ok fine u wanna know who the real dam dad is it's me frankey Johnson I'm in new York long island ok yea I fcked her we were in love but when she told me she was prego I got scared dumped her and ran away so ppl now u fcking know now why don't u all just stfu!

the lucky little bastard

Well good for him I guess, but holy shit where are that girls' parents/guardians that she's such a whore already?

This kid is lucky, this is a big lesson for him

Alfie listen to this and every time you see that girl play IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsDbbwNpvFE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsDbbwNpvFE

God. she's gonna be the next octo mom!

Poor kid got played. Hope that little girl grows the hell up and soon. Unfortunately, she has a child to raise. Feel so sorry for that baby.

UPDATE: I found a blender to satisfy my needs. Then I discovered how much my dick bleeds.

Remember to tip your bartender. Goodnight!

If she know she's a whose why did she wanted to be that famous xD???? now everybody on the world know she is a whore xD im sad for the little guy :( but its not time to have babies..

I like what u all did to dat republican guy or girl wat eva d sex.But the trut is if i was given d oppotunity2be were u guys re.I wil be making my million by now

chantelle ur definatly ur mothers daughter she looks like shes been round the block a few times!!!!! mayb u should get a dna test to see if ur dads really ur dad!!!ur babys cutebut we should've known it wasn't alfies otherwise she'd be gorgeous best hope she dont grow up to look like u an act like u an ur mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alfie we love u little legs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx jodi an jadakus

He's a lucky guy... she's so FUGLY!

Lol... i like this comment - "Ogre slut" , lawl ;D

filthy little whore, take her to iran bury her in the sand and have her stoned.

make an example of the little slut

Alfie! That's the best news you have receive in your whole life.

@14 - you just shot yourself in the foot, the arm, the thorax, the hand and the other foot, because you implied several stupid things.

The whole post prevails so much in stupidity that I'm only going to address one statement, and I quote:

'As if property wasn't sacred.'

That statement alone makes you shallow bag of shit and bones.

Idiot.

Didn't a high court ruling ban any further media coverage about the paternity... ? Is this fabricated bullshit ?

http://www.theargus.co.uk/search/4140686.Media_blackout_on__boy_dad__Alfie_Patten/

More to the point personally I think that girl raped him, he seems so nieve and not fully mentally formed whereas she seems calculated, slagulated and skanky ! ewwww

There should be a law against coersion

HAHAHA oh thank you, true humor on the web at long last ::wiping tears::

Tell me how I feel remendously relieved for the kid.

*t

chantelle ur a slag u defo take after ur mum
havent yhuu heard of nethink like an abortion ??? yhuu can tell yhuu have been round the old town a few times!!

Wtf- how is she getting laid, fugly.

And what happend to comdoms. O.o

wow... he was only TWELVE when he slept with a 15 year old? Holy crap! What is this world coming to?? o_o
No offense but he looks like an 8 year old... seriously. And personally, I wouldn't even want to GO OUT with someone who's more than two years younger than me, much less have sex with them! plus, that girl's extremely ugly...

I'm 13, and I've never had a boyfriend in my life (and I'd like to keep it that way until I'm 15 or so).

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