Mar 20 2009A Periodic Table Of Final Fantasy Characters

Loyal Geekologie Reader Rafi, inspired by all of the recent periodic tables featured, decided to make his own -- of Final Fantasy characters (full-size version HERE)! WHOOWEEWHOOOOO!
In this table you'll find the atomic numbers and symbols, as well as:* Characters from Final Fantasy I through the upcoming XIII
* Heroes, villains, monsters, and summons from throughout the series
* Minor characters as well (because it was a stretch to match some symbols)
Impressive work, Rafi. Lots of familiar looking faces in the bunch. Now somebody make a periodic table of Geekologie and we'll be all set....for HYPERDYPER-DRIVE! VAVAVA ARRRARAAROOOOOOMM!! SPPPSSSHOOOWW!! *SPACESHIP SOUNDS* BEEPITY BOP BEEEPITY POW POW *sputter* SSSHOOOOOOOM!*
*GW not responsibly for what he types in spaceship mode or when he's been drinking. PEWITY PEW HORF PEW!

Reader Comments
1. Pat - March 20, 2009 9:59 AM
Awesome, awesome, awesome! Great work Rafi!
2. SmokingGirl - March 20, 2009 10:03 AM
I am going to assume that this is somehow impressive...so, alright.
3. Jiakasuma - March 20, 2009 10:03 AM
Aaargh!
4. naas - March 20, 2009 10:08 AM
Ahhhh good morning everyone.
Looks to be a good one today from over here =)
5. Synesthesia - March 20, 2009 10:11 AM
no fight around a fat girl today ?
6. poop on my small shaft - March 20, 2009 10:20 AM
TINA TURNER
Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall
Chorus
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ILL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I'm YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO
I wanna make a million dollars
I wanna live out by the sea
Have a husband and some children
Yeah I guess I want a family
All the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
Repeat chorus twice
Deutschmarks or dollars
American express will nicely thank you
Let me loosen up your collar
Tell me do you wanna see me do the shimmy again
Repeat chorus
7. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 20, 2009 10:24 AM
Hrm, it would be interesting to see someone actually do this for Geekologie. But not interesting enough to do it myself...
Beepity Boop Boopity Blow Me.
8. naas - March 20, 2009 10:25 AM
@5 Not with me, not likely.
9. Darth - March 20, 2009 10:26 AM
Wow!
10. naas - March 20, 2009 10:30 AM
Inframan is great, I finally got my bootlegged copy today and in great condition!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhDPvkCxkq0&feature=related
naasy's been waiting almost 2 weeks for this to arrive, it's definitely going to be a good day. (sorry I have no comment on the periodic table of characters GW)
11. Davo - March 20, 2009 10:31 AM
is a final fantasy nerd and likes this a lot.
12. Timbo - March 20, 2009 10:36 AM
I'm not really into the poeriodic tables thing, but if i saw a Zelda one that would be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeett!!!
13. catch22 - March 20, 2009 10:40 AM
these are jsut lost on me.. i mean i get the concept and everything but i miss the point
14. Darth - March 20, 2009 10:46 AM
Good excuse for obese people not to sit down!
15. Lainy - March 20, 2009 10:52 AM
SWEET! I likes! good job, Rafi. You make me proud.
16. Liquidkarma - March 20, 2009 11:19 AM
Ummmmm....that's awesome!
17. Rossi - March 20, 2009 11:25 AM
This was clever about five periodic tables ago.
Kind of like how only the first two or three "lol cats" were amusing.
18. softlicious - March 20, 2009 11:44 AM
@12, Timbo, -
Yeah, that's what I thought, I love Zelda! Zelda if you're reading this I'll see you in the Castle Court Yard in the evening like usual. I never understood Final Fantasy, I've got a friend I think who thinks I should give it a chance, maybe I will. But there are so many Final Fantasies out there, at least 10, where to begin...
19. beeb - March 20, 2009 11:44 AM
oh mi goad so happy!!!!
20. Pew³ - March 20, 2009 11:47 AM
Things I could do without.
Periodic tables, bento boxes, Tokyoflash watches.
things i like
Star Wars related products, spoofs especially. Turtles. cowbell.
21. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - March 20, 2009 11:55 AM
@20
You always need more cowbell.
22. Laser - March 20, 2009 11:59 AM
There is a black guy in the new Final Fantasy :(
I am not going to buy it now
23. m0nkey - March 20, 2009 1:32 PM
awesome
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25. ffxi gil - March 20, 2009 2:12 PM
Lols. Totally geeky but interesting.
26. finfan - March 20, 2009 2:20 PM
I want one... If they make one pokemon related... they are going to need a lot more elements... GO! ARCANINE! USE HEAT WAVE!
27. TDizzle - March 20, 2009 2:55 PM
Where in the world are Xcell, Squall, and Cypher from FF VIII??? You missed all of the main characters from that serious!
28. jake - March 20, 2009 3:19 PM
you guys link to way too many things at once...douchebags
29. butterbee - March 20, 2009 3:48 PM
Did the real periodic tables put the elements in their respective places based on the letters in their names? Hell no.
I want to see all these new "periodic tables" redone based on multiple axis of qualities. Maybe group evil to one side and male at the bottom with a cross angle denoting popularity or something like that... wouldn't that be more fascinating (or maybe take too much thought)?
Basing a new "table" on the symbols of the original table means you just don't really get it and that you're less nerdy and more just plain stupid.
30. raficus - March 20, 2009 4:49 PM
@catch22 (13): No real point, just silly fun. The idea being (without putting way too much thought into it), "Could I find a character to associate with each symbol?"
@TDizzle (27): Yeah, I had to make some cuts - sorry. But I did fit in Irvine, Laguna, and Ultimecia.
@butterbee (29): I'm a fan, but not a fanboy. Surveying the entire series to map popularity, morality, fighting style, etc. - not really sure if that's worth my time. Besides, that's bound to upset the masses even more. This is arguably as "neutral" as it gets.
Yes, I realize the real periodic table doesn't organize by name. But this was meant to be derived from the original table, not the concept behind the table (that would take way too much time to invent anyway). At least this way, there's still some connection to reality instead of being completely based on fiction (and that much more useless).
As Corion posted on my site: "The first way (the way I prefer) is to try to match up things with similar names or abbreviations as the names of the elements in those locations. That is what this periodic table did."
Thanks to everyone for the feedback. I'm just a guy trying to have some fun.
31. captain - March 21, 2009 2:02 PM
FACEPALM.
32. Blarg - March 24, 2009 2:15 PM
I find your lack of Fran and Ashe disturbing.
33. Casey - March 24, 2009 10:20 PM
Where is Balthier? Am I missing him? :(
34. THE HOBBYSHOP HERO | DUTCHMASSIVE - March 27, 2009 5:58 PM
Im def feeling the Final Fantasy Table. It's A concept i've not seen before and I congratulate the creator of it.
This is a pretty dope Website in General, I'll have to put it in my links section @t
HTTP://THEHOBBYSHOPHERO.BLOGSPOT.COM
Pe@ce for now,
35. joão vitor - December 3, 2009 12:53 PM
ola
36. aldho - December 29, 2009 4:32 PM
aduh kasuh nama nama nya donk biar jelas nama nama jagoan nya yg pada blon kenal kan kasian .