Mar 8 2009Souper!: b/c 'The Plane' Doesn't Always Work
If there's one thing I learned about feeding kids it's that you have to take the tape off their mouths or they spill all over themselves. And then the daycare starts questioning your credentials and arrest history. Thankfully, you caught the manager banging the married parent of one of your charges so you're pretty much indispensable despite your penchant for getting high in the custodial closet and drinking the Mop & Glo. Anyway, for those of you who can't get their kids to eat without "HERE COMES THE PLANE, NEEEEEOOOWWW"ing it into their fat little faces, here's comes the SOUPER! from Fred & Friends. It's a spoon that looks like a superhero action figure. It's great for both cereal and beanie weenies and will be available next month for about $12. But, if you can't wait that long, you can always rip a G.I. Joe's head off and wedge a spoon down his neck hole. Because that's what we did during the war, and knowing is half toe battle. I'm talking trench foot, bitches.
Thanks to Chris, who doesn't need a souperhero spoon to eat because he's hooked up to a chocolate milk IV. Nice Chris, I like your style.
Reader Comments
1. Ford - March 8, 2009 7:10 PM
Do i dare claim first?...No i do not..I am no fool..
Still...i want one
2. Nikky Raney - March 8, 2009 7:21 PM
I don't think it is wise for the child to be wearing a white shirt.
3. Nikky Raney - March 8, 2009 7:21 PM
*just checked*
yeah, that souper doesn't prevent your shirt from getting stuff on it. :(
4. Anon™ - March 8, 2009 7:24 PM
Does this really qualify as a gadget, gizmo, or awesome?
Maybe I'm missing something because I don't have kids yet....
Still, love the site, <3 GW.
5. Hunter - March 8, 2009 7:57 PM
I don't think this is worthy of a weekend post my friend...
6. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 8, 2009 8:10 PM
I'm buying one to use at the chow hall...
..and GW, that trench foot aint no joke!
7. Tennist0 - March 8, 2009 8:44 PM
glad i grew up in the days before child harassment became amusing!
8. Lizzard - March 8, 2009 9:00 PM
I'm totally on board with the cut the head off your g.i. joe or tmnt action figures and putting a spoon there. At least then you know it's your favorite superhero spoon guy... I mean who is this "S" (spoon?) man? Does he have a saturday morning cartoon?
9. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 8, 2009 9:07 PM
He's very popular, Soundgarden even made a song about him in '94!
10. bendizle - March 8, 2009 9:27 PM
they should make supervillians too in the shape forks...that way they can spoon and fork each other to death!!
11. im first haha - March 8, 2009 9:53 PM
im first haha lozers get a life im first i dont care wht u guys say but im first hahah u f******* lozers haha abrar!!
12. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - March 8, 2009 11:25 PM
^wow, you even failed at being a firstard
13. Clamdigger - March 8, 2009 11:50 PM
Look at the reflection on his spoon thats a woman in a black bra and if he smiles, she is gonna take it off. I be smiling to buddy
14. Sammmas - March 9, 2009 1:24 AM
Uh-huh, but did they really have to photoshop a picture? Couldn't they have just stuck a real bowl of food in front of the kid?? And is he even holding the spoon-thing?
15. Ginormagantuan - March 9, 2009 3:05 AM
NIIIIICE! yeah that would be an instant classic if used at the chow hall....... niiiice i know what i am taking with me to my next deployment.
16. Daisy - March 9, 2009 5:58 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max made a bunch of money for his zebra people cartoon and used it to extract his father's room from the house as he slept, and transport him to the desert.
17. naas - March 9, 2009 10:20 AM
Daisy I am always happy to see you with us, it's going to be a good week =)
18. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 9, 2009 12:39 PM
fSN - Made me lol and now I have that song stuck in my head. Damnit.
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20. mahalohalo - March 10, 2009 9:56 PM
These are MUCH better. Construction Eating Tools
21. mahalohalo - March 10, 2009 9:58 PM
excuse me. follow this link for an awesomer set of utensils. http://squeakystroller.com/gear/construction-eating-kit
22. mike - March 11, 2009 7:49 PM
I don't wish to teach my child to cram a man into his mouth repeatedly... or even once for that matter.