Feb 10 2009ZOMG, I'm Bidding: Mr. Miyagi's Stuff On eBay
Pat Morita, best known for portraying Mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid series, passed away in 2005. And somewhere, in heaven, he's still catching flies with chopsticks. And somewhere, here on earth (Las Vegas, Nevada), his widow is selling his personal effects on eBay. This happens to be a Viking pipe puffed on by Mr. Miyagi himself -- I'm bidding!
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A GREAT PIECE FROM THE ESTATE OF LATE ACTOR PAT MORITA. I AM THE WIDOW AND TRUSTEE OF HIS ESTATE. I HAVE BEEN OFFERING FILM MEMORABILIA. AFTER MANY REQUESTS TO LIST SOME OF HIS PERSONAL EFFECTS I HAVE BEEN DOING SO RECENTLY.
OFFERED HERE IS A GENUINE MEERSCHAUM SMOKING PIPE WITH THE ORIGNAL FELT LINED CASE. THE PIPE WAS USED VERY LITTLE BY MR. MORITA. I PURCHASED IT AS A GIFT TO HIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO. HE ALWAYS USED TO SAY "THIS IS TOO GOOD TO BE USED" BUT HE ENJOYED IT NEVER THE LESS.
Haha, "enjoyed it never the less" is right. She's talking about that reefer. You know, marijuana. And, in honor of Mr. Miyagi, I am buying this pipe, getting high, and waxing my car. Who's with me? Okay good, you bring the weed and elbow grease.
eBay Auction
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Mr. Miyagi's other auctions
Thanks to Kyle, who allegedly owns Mr. Miyagi's headband. I'll fight you for it!
Reader Comments
1. tn11 - February 10, 2009 10:06 PM
YES!!!!
2. tn11 - February 10, 2009 10:07 PM
Totally buying any nunchucks he may have had lying around... WHACHA!!!
3. QUASIMODEM - February 10, 2009 10:09 PM
Who'd want to suck on a pipe that's touched the lips of some dirty, wrinkled little old nip?
4. Daisy - February 10, 2009 10:34 PM
Rrr, fake. Something about shadows. Fapfap.
I'm tired...
5. Joey - February 10, 2009 10:38 PM
In his dreams he WAS a viking!
6. Daisy - February 10, 2009 10:39 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max walked into Miyagi's diner wearing a black leather jacket, and hit the juke box to play music without putting in any change. Then he went into the bathroom and combd his hair for a while.
7. Douchie Mc Bagman - February 10, 2009 10:41 PM
@3 - Last time I had my lips on a dirty wrinkled old nip, it made your momma very happy.
8. Top Thirty guy - February 10, 2009 10:45 PM
vikings are ghey. and being such a tool you have a case your your pipe means you need to stuff some MAJOR FAIL in that bitch and puff it.
9. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 10, 2009 10:47 PM
The proceeds of this auction will go towards the purchase of a new keyboard for Mrs. Morita since hers HAS THE FCUKING CAPS LOCK STUCK ON IT.
10. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 10, 2009 11:02 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
This PWNS, I want to get it for my dad.
11. Al Dracone - February 11, 2009 12:06 AM
I'll pass on that one... or any dirty old underwear that Mrs. Morita might have in mind to auction next... But I'd totally buy his car collection from the movie if the current owner should decide to sell...
12. naas - February 11, 2009 12:18 AM
Someone let me know when they auction his bong, I've heard it has mystical powers.
13. roy - February 11, 2009 12:37 AM
Fake
14. Nehemiah! - February 11, 2009 1:55 AM
http://i18.ebayimg.com/07/i/001/31/06/f5de_12.JPG
techno viking sticks tongue out at you
you:
15. Octopus Pie - February 11, 2009 5:30 AM
This reminds me of when Gary Coleman tried to auction off a bunch of stuff through ebay to pay off his wife.
I wonder if there's any sort of way to guarantee that this is actually Pat Morita's stuff & not just something that his widow (or someone claiming to be her) dug out of some thrift store.
16. softlicious - February 11, 2009 5:31 AM
@10 - I support you, but remember it's not GW fault, it's OJ's Moma who complained. Can someone explain to me who OJ's Moma is, I'm just using it cause I thought I remeber it from somewhere. That pipe looks weird, it looks like I already did have a smoke from it, all weird.
FREEDOM OF SPEECH WILL RETURN TO GEEKOLOGIE
17. dycantos - February 11, 2009 7:19 AM
this is sad Mr Myagi dies and they turn it into a cash grab
oh yeah dibs on that cool engraved ascyrema(?philipene word not sure about spelling) oh and the Bonzai Tree
18. someone - February 11, 2009 7:53 AM
Look out! A raping Grandpa!
19. you know who 2 - February 11, 2009 8:33 AM
im bidding on his hair piece then im going to shave my head and walk around going wax on wax off
20. E of R - February 11, 2009 9:06 AM
MmmmMmmm pork flied lice.... Dough!
21. Dan - February 11, 2009 9:09 AM
Ok. So Euro Morita bought cheech and chong Nice dreams DVD and the unauthorized biography? I either call fake or one cool Japanese grandmother
22. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 11, 2009 9:25 AM
20- It's pork fried rice. You plick.
23. Timbo - February 11, 2009 9:40 AM
Dunno who this is...new post....
24. OJ's Mom - February 11, 2009 9:43 AM
@16 - Are you on crack? Complained about profanity? ME????
I curse like a f.u.c.k.i.n.g sailor on this site. In fact, the only person that has worse language than me is your mom when I go a.s.s to mouth with her after I give your sister a Mexican Two-Fingered Oil Change.
You f.u.c.k.i.n.g. half-wit c.o.c.k. sucker. Stick to what you know, jerking off and playing D&D. Prick.
25. E of R - February 11, 2009 9:54 AM
@22 - Zoom! dee dah deeeeee
26. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 11, 2009 10:06 AM
24- Would you please explain the process of a Mexican Two-Fingered Oil Change?
27. dr.yosh - February 11, 2009 12:12 PM
I gave a look also at the other stuff. Man, how can you have so much s*hit in your house?
28. naas - February 11, 2009 12:34 PM
@24 hahah a mexican two fingered oil change?? That sounds awesome AND like it shouldn't be too pricey since it's mexican. I may ask for one for christmas since it's just around the corner.
29. soundwave superior - February 11, 2009 12:58 PM
If I could just buy this and some of pat morita ashes, I would pack that pipe with Mr Morita and some sweet ganja and become an instant Karate Kid. Only I'd be too stoned and gay to kick anybody's @$$.
30. jeff - February 11, 2009 1:02 PM
I have a pipe by the same company. It's hand carved out of Meerschaum and came with depicted case. It only cost a hundred bucks. I wonder how much this guys gonna go for lol
31. E of R - February 11, 2009 2:10 PM
I'm assuming the oil change bit could be more well refered to as The Spocker?
32. Douche McAllister - February 11, 2009 2:31 PM
@24
Yeah! What you said!
33. OJ's Mom - February 11, 2009 3:54 PM
@32 - Douche knows what I'm talking about. We broke that s.h.i.t wide open the day it happened.
34. horse feathers - February 11, 2009 4:41 PM
"You're the high bidder and currently in the lead."
35. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 11, 2009 7:29 PM
@17: What, you never heard of an estate auction? You expect the widow to just hang on to all of his stuff forever? It's not sad, it's life. It's nice to know that there's an easier way to move on than have to commision an auction house or something to get on past the grieving phase.