Feb 18 2009Zelda Tattoo Chick Please Contact Me

that's hot.

looks like Daisy.

She can play my Ocarina any time.

....just a little hot. She appears to get wider and wider the farther down my eyes go.
Is that supposed to be a target?

Carney folk are funny.

nice cookies

@GW I will fight you to the death for her! There can only be one!

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max went into the jungle with Chef to find some mangos, and instead found a tiger.

Is this the new one you hired recently? she's pretty bold but i forgive her for a reason.What's her number?

The Legend of Skanky - Quest for the Missing Chromosome.

There's a Tri-Force in my pants right now.

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here: huge success in my pants!

Oh yeah rancor and GW?!?!? *USES FORCE LIGHTNING* I just fried both your asses! SHE'S MINE!!!

If I had 3 wishes, 1 would be to fly, 2 would be to solve world hunger, and 3 would be to be this girls ocarina of time, if you know what I mean!

LOL!

Judging by the room she's in she might be completely gnarly, but then again, this is the geekologie writer! Word!

Good luck mate!

I am in limbo.

There are only two outcomes to this:

1. She turns around and I scream like a madman as I try to make my escape.

2. She turns around, I get teary eyed, and I say "I love you. Marry me!"

Actually there is a third but it involves brown paper bag but I don't really want to talk about it.

Id throw it in her in that same position shes in. She doesnt even have to turn around.

not nearly as cool as this tattoo:

http://www.xitingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/tattoo.jpg

nice hips. I want to see her face

GW, you may be stepping into serious butterface territory, but as long as you resist the urge to flip her over, you should be okay.

How many points are given if your "baby-gravy" ends up inside the triangle?

Baby Gravy?
Man Goo?
Rocket Juice?
Love Lava?

so hot, i'd lick the geekologie writer's poo off that tattoo

Where's the titties, GW?

id hit it.... with a hookshot

big deal..I'm a girl and I have a zelda tattoo and believe me it is way more epic than this one

Pics or it didnt happen

I feel like she did this just to torture you, but yes, that is very hot.

Haha. I just saw this picture on youtube last night. Finally i found something before geekologie got to it.

I'd hate to tell you all this, how am i kidding. that actual isn't a girl, its a fem boy

lol, Paul is right. She could be packing a penis.

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, B, A = backdoor access?

Oh, and #28 The_One, go to dvice.com and you can see stuff before GW all the time, but the captions are better here.

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you guys are dumb. this is old and not hawt at all
do you see the oreos?
that room is flithy.
worst zelda tattoo ever.

thumbs down
i fart in her direction

Gizmoduck you're officially a g.ay for not thinking this is hot. Die in a fire.

@25 do i detect a lil' sourgrapeness going on in your corner?

@34: You must be new here.

Thumperchica, is that you?!?!? :p

It's a trap. Don't fall for it, GW.

There's a penis underneath that skirt.

Too TrampStampy.

where was she when I wanted to get married?

Who would "want" to get married?

"Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye. "

..but, yeah, sorry, I'm not into filthy bitches. At least not THAT kind of filthy bitch.

dude, i was considering getting this myself.
but now that i actually see it, it's FAR too trampy.
hello, triforce chestpiece(:

dude, i was considering getting this myself

SHE'S MINE GUYS SHUTTHEF*CKUPANDGETTHEF*CKOUT

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you guys know its a man,right?
he got hair on his legs...leghairs

FYI if you're really interested, her is her MySpace page. http://www.myspace.com/splockapow

Mmmm, I want some Uh-Oh Oreos now. Oh, and that ass.

Im a chick n I bet my stargate tat is hotter n my celtic catface one

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The whore! The whore!

That was for you, Daisy.

Hey, look behind the Oreos. She plays Oblivion! And apparently requires a strategy guide.

Sorry, here's the link:

http://www.amazon.com/Elder-Scrolls-IV-Oblivion-Official/dp/0761552766/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1235061647&sr=8-10

That's it, all right.

I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.

Well, the chonies are cute. That tat actually doesn't scream tramp stamp. It does scream bullseye though... I say you get bonus BJ for tagging the center of the triforce.
To everyone talking trash, this pic looks like the type a boyfriend would take if you'd let him, so who's to say she's not at his house?
To the ladies who say their tats are better/hotter/WTFE - link to pics or STFU.

Haha, does she know she's a geekologie pseudo-celeb now? I tried messaging her to ask but she only allows messages from friends. Already in response to this? lol

She's the real Legend of Zelda.

Hahaha Trampstamp becomes Geekstamp.

its probably protected by copyright, therefore she is now property of nintendo XD

big ol' hips ya got there.

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its a Hylian tramp stamp!

i only noticed the tatto 3rd time

this one looks nicer.

excuse me, i meant the one at here.

http://i43.tinypic.com/amsdgy.jpg

Haha... I have a Zelda tattoo! It's also buttloads better than the tramp stamp one. The Triforce is gold... so to hit the essence of the game, the tat should possess some colour... colour adds an element of vitality to a tattoo... it allows more depth and gives a more emotionally captivating feel.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h176/cobsta452/DSCN2257.jpg

Still a hottie, but just to be sure, she should turn around and show everyone her "front".

cobsta is insane the most emotional delusional whippet that ive ever met and her tat is shit thats why she cant show it here! frigging DERANGED DOG

Cobsta is really Coby Flentjars from Rockhampton we have this looser in our uni and shes frightfully off- has no friends here some sort of wack job thats floated in and starts shit with everyone- best she can do is top herself do us all a favour ferral little rat with down syndrome (another downie):P

Honestly? Really, people?
Her Zelda tattoo looks like shit.

Not to sound cocky, but mine is WAYYYY better.
Her's doesn't even look like any of the crests from ANY of the games.

http://i38.tinypic.com/34hj98m.jpg

Check it out.

Savannah, I bet you are totally right, but seriously?!

no further comment...

Dude, I freaking love Oreos!