Feb 23 2009You Need Help: Bella's Womb From Twilight
I never read or saw Twlight because I'm a pseudo-adult man with almost 1/2 my dignity intact (I saw Mamma Mia in the theater). To my credit though, I have seen Blade several times. Anway, some Twi-hard -- wait, they're actually calling themselves that? Yes, they are. Wow, I need to sit down for a minute. Whoa, office chair -- bad idea. Floor it is.
Oh yes, one creative (and creepy) Twilight fan actually took the time to felt together Bella's womb, complete with -- wait for it -- an actual felted mutant fetus inside! Who in their right mind does stuff like this? Seriously, who wakes up one day and says, "Ya know, I think I want to spend the next week or so recreating what Bella's womb would look like with a mutant fetus inside, and then maybe share it with fans on the internet ... because they'll of course think I'm, like, completely normal and stuff."
Why do I get the feeling whoever made this also put up a Craigslist ad asking for a vampire to impregnate her? I swear, what the hell's the matter with people? That said, I am 100% vampire. Baby, I will do you like it's 1499 and not hesitate one bite to put a sun-fearing baby in that ass. Just sayin, I pick and eat my own scabs.
Fan Made: Bella's Womb from 'Twilight' (aka Creepiest 'Fan Made' Ever) [cinematical]
Thanks to Jules, who doesn't want a vampire baby, just a little werewolf.
Reader Comments
1. catch22 - February 23, 2009 1:50 PM
ooookkkaaayyyy..... first?
2. lolocoptors - February 23, 2009 1:51 PM
LAST!!!!
3. dubba - February 23, 2009 1:52 PM
and ebay will seel it for too much money to some 13 year old girl using daddy's credit cards
4. Daisy is a whore - February 23, 2009 1:53 PM
Fake!
This is a scene from never back down where Daisy was raped in the ass with a jesus dildo.
5. Ollie Williams - February 23, 2009 1:53 PM
Who's Bella?
6. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - February 23, 2009 1:57 PM
Whats funny is that while I type this...GW has a "advertisement" for twlight casting call on his site just above the comments. Who's the nerd now!
7. Maximusprime - February 23, 2009 2:07 PM
Wait wait wait...
Vampires impregnate up the ass?
I'd be a liar if I said I didn't learn anything today.
A god damn liar.
8. koOPa - February 23, 2009 2:08 PM
Shits weak!
9. Mel - February 23, 2009 2:15 PM
I have one question: Why? Dear god, WHY?!
I guess that was technically two questions, but I believe my point stands.
10. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 23, 2009 2:17 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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I read that series. 3 times. This still disturbs me to the point of *puke*. Come on people. Out of everything you could've wasted your time making from that story, you chose this????????
It looks like Jacob coughed up a hairball.
11. McFeely Smackup - February 23, 2009 2:17 PM
I have no idea what any of this is about. For some reason, that makes me a little proud.
12. Angel Mass - February 23, 2009 2:19 PM
Looks suspicious around...
You sure it wasent a Geekologie.com user?
13. BOOSH! - February 23, 2009 2:26 PM
I don't get it. Felt? If you're going to make a model of an impregnated vampire's womb have the decency to use modeling clay. God!
14. tweengurl - February 23, 2009 2:34 PM
when is my local hot topic or spencer gifts going to carry such a marvilous product... i MUST own this
15. naas - February 23, 2009 2:59 PM
@11 right with you..
16. JFreezy - February 23, 2009 3:16 PM
BURN IT!!! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, BURN IT!!
17. sullynick - February 23, 2009 3:19 PM
this is wonderful
18. twilight suck - February 23, 2009 4:04 PM
twilight sucks
19. Davo - February 23, 2009 4:10 PM
Anyone else hungry now?
20. Elmo - February 23, 2009 4:18 PM
Uhm.... is that in the book??
21. eryn - February 23, 2009 4:22 PM
The womb shown just before the c-section, performed by the baby's father, with his teeth.
22. boxofwine - February 23, 2009 4:37 PM
you know, i hear most girls shave down there. Bella has a massive hairpie in her womb. yick!
23. Dan - February 23, 2009 4:41 PM
@18 well said.
24. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 23, 2009 5:27 PM
I don't get it, I watched that movie (on illegal download), and I still don't get the appeal. It was essentially a crappy B-movie vampire flick, what's the fuss over this?
25. i have an even better idea - February 23, 2009 5:33 PM
No, no ,no, what a halfassed job. I want to see Bella's womb (whoever the hell she is) BEFORE the mutant fetus - that's right - I want to see the little fanged vampire SPERM swimming to their fated meeting with Bella's egg. Lots of vampire sperm, that's what would be cool. I think I got a boner just now. Does that make me gay? or a vampire?
PS I'm a 10 year old girl....
26. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 23, 2009 6:38 PM
24- The movie has nothing on the book. As a matter of fact, the movie sucked ass IMNSHO. Although I'm not sure the book has the same appeal to men as women. How to explain... The first book was nonstop anticipation. It felt like that moment right before your lips lock in a first kiss, or the moment you feel your lover's hot breath right before oral - it built up like that, without any sex? IDK, but it was worth a read for me and a few people I know. Don't think you'll be too into it though, no underaged nudity =P
27. Oscar Wilde - February 23, 2009 6:39 PM
Twilight can suck this rooster in my pelvic area,clearly with pubes.VAMPIRES DON'T EFFING SPARKLE!
28. Sage - February 23, 2009 9:26 PM
Hey, twitards. This is what your fandom has wrought. Generally when a fen's greatest achievement looks like a rotten Easter egg, it's because the crazy people who are in it are delusional. Though, I don't blame the fandom. I blame the ridiculously horrible books.
Go read some Bram Stoker and get back to me when you're not craving an emotionally abusive relationship.
29. DanDan - February 23, 2009 9:47 PM
@27
Thank you Oh god Thank you!!!
30. Daisy - February 23, 2009 10:25 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's were all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was assigned to partner with cagney, and while they were chasing a crook, cagney saw him dump a satchel in a dumpster. She pulled it out as evidence, and chased him while carying the bag. MAx caught the bad guy, and cagney was horrified to find out the bag contained explosives.
31. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 23, 2009 10:32 PM
28- You mean dating an uber controlling, obsessive, slightly sociopathic man isn't healthy? Shit...
32. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 23, 2009 10:51 PM
No underaged nudity? Yep, fcuk it, not worth the effort...
33. White - February 24, 2009 4:02 AM
@26 So basically you're saying it's the first romance porn novel people can openly buy, which also happens to be aimed at pre-teenage girls? ... I can see why it's sold, but not why it's considered THAT good.
34. harry - February 24, 2009 5:17 AM
Lol...lt is so interesting, I can`t help laughing...Bye the way, Have you guys ever heard of" R i c h M a t c h M a k i n g . C 0 M^"? My friend said it is a dating site for successful singles and suggestted me to find a pretty girl there. Just wondering if all the girls there are looking for money rather than true love?
35. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 24, 2009 8:56 AM
33- It's not really a "great" book. The writing is ok, the story could've been developed a bit better. It's just addictive. Have you noticed the people telling you it's "that good" are the addicts (fans)... I love that book - I'm only slightly ashamed to admit that - but I'm not going to tell you it's an amazing novel.
36. Gypsy - February 24, 2009 12:21 PM
did this person just go, wow, i have some felt left over my gcse home economics coursework, what should i do with it, oh i know...i'll make bells womb with a HALF vampire feotus in it. wow. i want to meet this person now.
37. fluff - February 25, 2009 4:21 PM
how do you even tell that's a "Bella's Womb"?? It could be any womb, for that matter. Do you think she made a matching "Edward Scrotum"?
38. Hedelex - February 25, 2009 6:49 PM
X-D
Oh my F****** VAMPS!! what the Helven!??? I make clay models of people I like... characters I like, accessories and props of characters I like... but a womb!!!! Sweet UV bullets!!! that's a little too much!!
39. Sticky - February 25, 2009 10:07 PM
I love Twilight, but that is one of the sadness, and lamest things I have ever seen.
40. The Chort - March 2, 2009 11:27 AM
LAST!
41. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - March 24, 2009 3:17 PM
^ FAIL
42. fruitsbasket - March 28, 2009 1:54 AM
i think i might be an anomaly. I really enjoyed theTwilight books but somehow i do not want to bite rpattz or vise versa. in fact i am turned off by THE (www.)superficial's(.com) Pulitzer prize winning reporting of rpattz's aversion to bathing.
43. twilight fansite - June 11, 2009 11:40 AM
OMG that is so nasty. I'm sure that bella from twilights womb is beautiful.
Jane
http://www.twilightdisorder.com