Feb 20 2009WOOT!: This Is My 3,000th Geekologie Post
That's right folks, you are looking at a model of prolific writing. Well technically, a Zelda shield cake I just looked up on the internet. But that's not what's important, that's just what you're going to bake me tonight for forgetting this momentous occasion. 3,000 articles, wow. And you guys have contributed 70,425 comments to said articles -- good looking! I remember back when I wrote my 100th post I was pretty confident I was going to run out of things to say soon. Yet, another 2,900 later, here I am in the same soiled boxers. Thanks to all of you that read the site regularly and enjoy it. And even to those of you that read the site regularly but hate me and wish I'd go screw off and bang a dinosaur. Because I will totally do that. Thanks everyone!
Zelda Cake: Never Say Never [kotaku]
Reader Comments
1. DannyJ - February 20, 2009 1:50 PM
Congrats!
2. goldi - February 20, 2009 1:50 PM
grats
3. yyyeahhhh! - February 20, 2009 1:51 PM
FRIST ON THE 3,000TH POST!!
WOOT WOOT!
p.s. the language censoring is bulls h***TT!!!
4. The Superficial Writer - February 20, 2009 1:53 PM
I'm still not making out with you. So stop asking.
Congrats though.
5. QUASIMODEM - February 20, 2009 1:59 PM
"The Superficial"? What's what supposed to be?
6. asiantom - February 20, 2009 1:59 PM
5. i like you
7. Harry Balsac - February 20, 2009 2:01 PM
70,430th!!!!!
8. 10,000 geeks under the sea - February 20, 2009 2:01 PM
Congratulations!
You're officially the biggest dork I know (of).
9. catch22 - February 20, 2009 2:01 PM
3007th...
10. catch22 - February 20, 2009 2:02 PM
3010th i mean
11. dadoren - February 20, 2009 2:04 PM
Congrats!!!!is that really the superficial writer????
12. jeremy - February 20, 2009 2:04 PM
yeah... and stuff.
13. Badcopnodonut - February 20, 2009 2:05 PM
keep up the..... work.
14. Davo - February 20, 2009 2:09 PM
Stripper is on the way...
15. PJ - February 20, 2009 2:11 PM
for me, you're one of the most creative creature in the uni... interwebz! how can you write all those tihngs? and 3000 things! amazing!
16. samdog - February 20, 2009 2:12 PM
great site keep up the great work
p.s. # 10 catch22 is an idiot I think you meant to say 70,435 not 3,010
17. gizmoduck - February 20, 2009 2:13 PM
that is amazing.
brings a tear to my right eye...
i love zelda
18. OmniSpyder - February 20, 2009 2:15 PM
Congrats! The internet would be sad place with out Geekologie!
19. naas - February 20, 2009 2:16 PM
=)
20. Fiona - February 20, 2009 2:17 PM
Congratulations, anonymous mister... love your blog.
21. thatguywhocantpicktherightguminthegrocerystoreline - February 20, 2009 2:18 PM
Congrats Geek! and 3,000 more to come...
22. Anna - February 20, 2009 2:22 PM
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Will you be my boyfriend now? I kiiid I kiid!..... But really, will you?
23. finfan - February 20, 2009 2:22 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY!!! THATS WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUGHT!!! (?)
24. Pew³ - February 20, 2009 2:25 PM
Ya know. It's been three thousand, but it only feels like yesterday we were celerating 100.
You just grow up so fast.
I can't wait until you are potty trained.
25. proteon - February 20, 2009 2:25 PM
I miss Hedonistica when we the comments were day in day out as funny and funnier than the articles and you could count the add attention whores on three fingers. Now the articles themselves are 20x more amusing than any of our pleas for help.
Anyway gratz on 3k - hopefully you'll get everything this year you "I WANT"ed last year.
BELEIVE IT!
26. The_One - February 20, 2009 2:26 PM
Damn >< Oh well grats on 3000 awsome posts
27. Congrats - February 20, 2009 2:27 PM
Congrats Geekologie writer
I so want to screw you naked sister on this momentous occasion!
cheers
28. Congrats - February 20, 2009 2:28 PM
your*
not you obviously
Not a Fag
and by fag i mean Gay and not a Cig
obviously
29. Congrats - February 20, 2009 2:30 PM
Now i dont kknow whether you are male or female
i would screw you too if you are a female,obviously
but no male
30. hollywood_hillbilly - February 20, 2009 2:32 PM
W00t!! When my wife gets home from work and asks me why Im already drunk I will point to this post!
31. Count Orlock - February 20, 2009 2:36 PM
Congrats and I'm looking forward to 3000 more.
32. Killer Robot - February 20, 2009 2:37 PM
Congrats on 3000 Big Guy. Don't think this means I'm not going to kill you though....
33. deebo - February 20, 2009 2:38 PM
@27 haha! you dumbass.
34. poop - February 20, 2009 2:42 PM
Thanks and Congrats dude! We miss you at Abby's Bar and Grill. It ain't the same since you moved bruh... :(
35. Hens - February 20, 2009 2:49 PM
GG sir. Keep up the ballin' posts. We'll get those robot bastards.
36. Fealiks - February 20, 2009 2:54 PM
This post is a complete photoshop job :/ I can't believe so many people fell for it. I can tell because the shadow is way off and the pixels of the top part of the post don't match those of the bottom. Fake.
37. Junkyard Dog - February 20, 2009 2:59 PM
Congratulations man! Thanks for what you do. And you know what that is. Make me snort Cheetos out through my nose.
38. jaime - February 20, 2009 2:59 PM
HAPPY 3000th POSTNUMBER!
39. Elmo - February 20, 2009 3:07 PM
YEAH! Whoooo hoo!
YAY you poor dude I hope you get paid for posting this crap YAY!
40. teh_drunk - February 20, 2009 3:09 PM
PUJNBB@&(BN#@*(EEEEEEERRR)@N@ N J000030300200002
41. samdog - February 20, 2009 3:12 PM
@30 great idea...lets drink
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning"
42. NES--still-the-best - February 20, 2009 3:14 PM
Congratulations, GW!
If we were in any sort of reasonable proximity, a few rounds for you on my tab would definitely be in order.
43. venort - February 20, 2009 3:14 PM
@36: leave that to daisy. you can't do it well enough.
where is daisy, anyway?
44. jibarian - February 20, 2009 3:15 PM
Respect man, keep up the good work. you're my hero :)
45. Watch - February 20, 2009 3:20 PM
congrats, SCREW DAISY!!!! ERASE ITS COMMENTS FROM THIS SITE!!!!!
46. samdog - February 20, 2009 3:23 PM
You DAISY haters need to get over it. I think it is great, all the f**king copy cat unoriginal basterd cats can find their own niche.....
47. Angel Mass - February 20, 2009 3:29 PM
And today is my Birthday too!!
Seriously lol, happy Birthday to me :)
48. phoring - February 20, 2009 3:33 PM
I love Daisy. They say imitation is the best form of flattery. I don't know who they is, but who cares. Anyways, this picture is definitely fake. The shadows are all wrong. blah blah blah.. Congratulations!!!!
49. Fealiks - February 20, 2009 3:34 PM
Who the funk is daisy? I never look at the comments here, I just did that out of boredom, no one can say trolling isn't kind of fun... (no disrespect to you guys, although everyone here seem to be absolute hard asses so it shouldn't matter. In fact, I am too... if you want pictures for proof, send me a message on clichefakeemailjoke@hotmail.com). Seriously though, 3000 posts deserves:
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50. Fealiks - February 20, 2009 3:35 PM
Who the hell side-sat on my cake? :(
51. Daisy - February 20, 2009 3:42 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja go to Del tacos and get the Sausage bacon roll. In the bag max finds a NES controller soap in lime flavor, and thinking its dessert he eats it. His insides were cleaner than ever before.
52. Fealiks - February 20, 2009 3:46 PM
Awesome.
53. poodles - February 20, 2009 3:52 PM
word Pimpin, keep rollin ... thank you for providing me with ample distraction from work ....
54. JFreezy - February 20, 2009 3:53 PM
Congratz! *hickup, burp* And many moref ot you deeer friendn! Cheers!! *Clinks half empty bottle of Jack Daniels to monitor*
55. I love Daisy too! - February 20, 2009 4:00 PM
But admit it - you never read her shit.
56. Freddy K - February 20, 2009 4:00 PM
Awesome. Congrats GW, and thanks for all the entertainment.
57. Alex - February 20, 2009 4:08 PM
Wow, thats a freaking lot!!!
Thanks for keeping me busy at my job at national defence :P
58. christina - February 20, 2009 4:21 PM
so.....i'm secretly in love with you and i read your site everyday! so keep up the good work!
59. fluffyhead - February 20, 2009 4:25 PM
GW, you make me laugh every day. Not saying whether it's at you or with you. Thanks for all the chuckles.
60. Tennist0 - February 20, 2009 4:26 PM
@49- What the "funk" is that?
Yaay, 3000! thats quite a... no, i cant go on, you need a life... no, im just joking... but you need fresh air... although i do use geekologie for my entertainment...oh well, keep on sitting at that computer, remember, as Obi Jon Kellogg guy once said, "use the yaahoo"
61. Pepe la PEW PEW - February 20, 2009 4:34 PM
3000 AND ITS MY 30th thanks bud ... also good looking cake
62. Mia - February 20, 2009 4:36 PM
Wow, that's fantastic! Congrats! This is one of my favorite sites - keep the postings coming!
63. FatB - February 20, 2009 5:33 PM
Congrats buddy. Awesome accomplishment
64. monkeyboy - February 20, 2009 5:37 PM
Long time reader, first time commenter here. I just found your site a couple of months ago and have been telling all my friends about it. Great site, funny writing, and interesting stories. Keep up the good work!
Now, about this cake...actually, the pan it is on...does this person not own a clean pan to put this masterpiece of a cake on? I mean for cryin out loud, who would eat off that pan? At least it has some plastic wrap under it I guess...
Also...Daisy rocks!
@49 - WTF is that macro supposed to be?
@3 - no you're not :p
65. PunsKillPeople - February 20, 2009 5:38 PM
I love your stuff and read regularly, but will you bang a dinosaur for me anyways? Please? With pics? :D
66. Hagen - February 20, 2009 5:39 PM
Congrats yo!
67. Moose Knuckle - February 20, 2009 5:41 PM
sweet
68. natashajade - February 20, 2009 6:00 PM
And to another 3,000+!
congrats(:
69. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 20, 2009 6:03 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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Congrats on 3k!!! Now go hump a dinosaur you wang obsessed cockknobbler.
70. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 20, 2009 6:30 PM
3000 and 60% are about Zelda!
71. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 20, 2009 6:30 PM
Or is that 60% are Tokyoflash...?
72. mike - February 20, 2009 6:37 PM
3000th!
73. truk - February 20, 2009 6:45 PM
Dinosaur?! I said go screw a porcupine!
'grats
74. truk - February 20, 2009 6:54 PM
Do you feel like this has made up for your unpopularity in highschool yet?
-sorry, had to get a dig in
75. Champ - February 20, 2009 7:28 PM
grats!
76. gongboy - February 20, 2009 8:10 PM
GW-
If you do end up banging a dinosaur, please post that for us....
Thanks for all your posts. They make me smile... and sometimes hurl (fingernail in magnet, for instance).
-GB
77. Dr. Klahn - February 20, 2009 8:47 PM
Daisy for President!!!!!! My pet midget for VP!!!!!!!
78. whit3devil - February 21, 2009 12:19 AM
You sir, are THE funniest blogger alive. Keep up the good work as usual and best of luck with those ladies you seem to adore so endlessly.
79. judy - February 21, 2009 1:47 AM
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80. ACORNSTU - February 21, 2009 1:48 AM
dude, i'd so b 3000th in 45 years.....
:)
/hug!
81. andrew - February 21, 2009 2:20 AM
hell yes
geekologie is my jam dude strong work
82. Nakamura Michiyo - February 21, 2009 10:01 AM
Congrats, GW. May you keep this blog living long and prosper!
83. Stephanie - February 21, 2009 1:32 PM
Congratulations! Now take off your pants.
84. Beastman AIDS - February 21, 2009 4:40 PM
Nice work you sexy wee nipple! I hope sexy times ensue
85. Bob the Mul - February 21, 2009 7:30 PM
Should have been a post about clocks... I remeber the good old days when all posts were about clocks and all comments were whinging about Hedonistica being better.
Damn, those days sucked the dogs hairy nads....
86. guate6 - February 21, 2009 11:43 PM
Awesome. Congratulations!
87. Watch - February 22, 2009 9:25 AM
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
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89. Fealiks - February 22, 2009 4:58 PM
@88: Tell me more :D
90. handfullaboob - February 23, 2009 7:17 AM
keep it up gw, ya big blogger you
91. The GW Fücks Children - February 23, 2009 7:49 AM
ghey
92. Sara - February 23, 2009 7:37 PM
I love your writing and want to birth all your babies! <33 Keep posting!
93. hanyujoys - September 26, 2009 9:54 PM
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