Feb 7 2009What Should I Eat?: The Bacon Flowchart
If it's too small click HERE for the full-size version.
This has been floating around the intarwebz for a while now, so you may have already seen it. If you have, good for you -- where was the tip earlier, huh? Exactly, you're a jerk. Now buy me a beer. Wait, I want a liquor drink. A pink one.
Bacon Flowchart [ummyeah]
Thanks to Yopoleo, who chose bacon over Beggin' Strips 3 out of 4 times in a blind taste test.
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Reader Comments
1. itsdagooch - February 7, 2009 2:16 PM
first !!!!
2. Hunter - February 7, 2009 2:40 PM
This whole thing seems... unnecessary...
3. QUASIMODEM - February 7, 2009 2:41 PM
LOL BACON LOL
I'LL NEVER GET TIRED OF IT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CONTRIVED"?
BACEN AWSUMN YEEEAHH BOYYEEEEEE
Invalids and spastics.
4. Adam - February 7, 2009 2:46 PM
Dear Hunger, Bacon is never unnecessary.
5. Christine - February 7, 2009 2:47 PM
Hooray for bacon!
6. Adam - February 7, 2009 2:47 PM
that should say hunter...
bacon makes me hungry...
7. Me - February 7, 2009 2:49 PM
Am i the only person who DOESNT like bacon?
8. Angel Mass - February 7, 2009 2:51 PM
If that the chart for guys can you imagine the chart for girls
9. Daisy - February 7, 2009 3:04 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and his fellow astronauts are stranded in space in a disbled lunar landing spacecraft. He needs to wait for the folks on the ground to figure out how to get them all home safely before the bacon runs out.
10. Watch - February 7, 2009 3:38 PM
DAISY!!!!! = FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell Daisy is fake because her shadows are all wrong
PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!!!
11. Licky - February 7, 2009 3:41 PM
i'd lick that
12. therush - February 7, 2009 4:12 PM
People actually like crispy bacon? Not a big fan. But I love me some chewy bacon.
13. ko0pa - February 7, 2009 4:33 PM
http://bacolicio.us/http://www.geekologie.com/2009/02/07/bacon-chart-2.jpg
14. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 7, 2009 6:02 PM
He lost me at the "giving bacon to Dante" part.
Fcuk dogs, the only food they should get, if you're tool enough to have one...is what's been dropped on the floor.
15. geek hunter - February 7, 2009 6:28 PM
didnt you already do this GW ?
16. Drihscol - February 7, 2009 8:14 PM
daisy you retard. it cant not be fake.its probably made in photoshop. bitch.
17. Tennist0 - February 7, 2009 9:40 PM
"Dante is smart and loves bacon"... tisk tisk tisk, thts WRONG!!!! Dante is smart THERFORE loves bacon, thats the real answer
OMG!! im gonna make a wordle out of this... i can seeit now, bacon covers the page
18. bendizle - February 7, 2009 11:47 PM
my life makes sense now.....enlightenment here i come
19. naas - February 8, 2009 12:14 PM
My poor wife has had to listen to me talk about bacon since the beerito was posted and ever since I made my 1st bacon cheese roll. I started to feel bad for her so this morning I made her bacon for breakfast and showed her this flowchart.
Things are better now & I'm going to ask attempt another cheese roll (maybe a heart attack explosion, just need the italian sausage) soon.
20. E of R - February 9, 2009 9:15 AM
Wonder if dude on the bacon diet died yet?
21. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 9, 2009 9:42 AM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
Wow, if it's this hard to fry up some bacon, you over analyze EVERYTHING!
22. naas - February 9, 2009 2:09 PM
@20 I bet he's close to if not already. Maybe GW will keep in the know, he's pretty good on updated bacon related happenings..
23. Garance - February 21, 2009 1:32 AM
@20 and @22: Assuming you mean Mike Nelson (which is likely), he's doing fine. Here's a blog entry, with a video from a recent TV interview with him:
http://blog.rifftrax.com/2009/02/20/local-media-recognition/
As of Feb 19th or 20th, he's lost a little weight and his blood pressure has improved a little (but then that was in pretty good shape before he started).
24. To Me - March 23, 2009 10:26 PM
I agree with you me
yay im not alone