Feb 16 2009Vader Kills George Lucas In Brutal Tattoo

I AM A REAL MAN.

That's a heavy masterbater wrist...trust me...it takes one to know one...

i am all that is man

I'll guess the message is:the creations murder the creator,like usually. . .

Neat dogs :3 Your cat is probably getting into trouble.

What's that big bulge in Vader's pants?

LOLZ! I wish Lucas would get force choked to death, for the sake of gratuitous CG to the point of absurdity!

Haha! im gettin that tatto 2mrw :O (not the first one)

Dogs AND "pew pew"?? Marry me, GW.

::swoon::

Is that actually the GW? i think im in love

Luckily it's only a tattoo.

GW.. you're such a tease.

not FAKE!

This is not an obvious photoshop job.

You can tell it isn't FAKE because the shadows aren't all wrong.

That probably happened after Vader saw the last Indiana Jones movie.

Wow.
that wrist is simply chock full of hair.
I'm also gonna guess GW hasn't left his house for roughly.....
2 eons.
But hey:
He invented the internet.
So salute the pasty white man.

you sure that's George Lucas' head? To me, it looks more like Ruthiford B. Hayes or Grover Cleveland.

im surprised at the lack of mountain dew and doritos packaging in his house

My arm has three Pew's on it.

But I'm sure you guessed that!

pew pew pew!!

Too little, too late.

@3 Finish it up rook...no, you're doing it all wrong, you gotta relax the jaws.

I love that movie!

I've got to totally agree with this guy, George Lucas seems to have become a money-obsessed goon bent on destroying my childhood fondness for Star Wars.

As if it needs saying, those new SW movies are terrible! The plot, continuity and plain gooniness has sullied the entire original trilogy.. which of course GL has already taken liberty to screw up with the "special (ed) editions.

The plot would have been fine... if they hadn't stretched it out over 3 movies! We all knew Anakin Skywalker was going to turn into Darth Vader, couldn't it have at least happened in the first or at least the beginning of the second movie? Then the 2nd and 3rd SW could have been about the rise of the Empire/Rebellion where we could have seen Vader doing dastardly deeds across the galaxy, or at least something we didn't already know was going to happen.

And what's with the stupid droids? R2 was like a swiss army knife, he couldn't fly in episode IV, nor could he catch things with that little blue strip across his "chest." The droid army was ridiculous, if I were going to make robots to fight wars for me, I wouldn't make them stupid for one, and two, they certainly wouldn't have catch phrases like "roger roger". Another thing, all the space ships seemed way more advanced than the ones that were in episodes IV,V & VI. In the original trilogy, the displays in spacecraft were super basic DOS style graphics with pin-ball noises, in the new ones they had hi-res everything yet obiwan needed an attachment to get his ship to go to light-speed? I think GL thought this all out and concluded that if he made these movies terrible enough, no one would watch them enough to nit-pick the details.

And now, the plain-gooniness (listed because I can't stand thinking about these movies in full sentences anymore)...

jar-jar
in fact, the whole underwater society in ep 1
nevermind, ALL of ep 1
jedis are now all gay
Obiwan riding a lizard
Jango Fett's accent
"death sticks"
"fly-people"
why do the storm troopers have different uniforms than in the original.. why would the emperor bother changing them all?
the senate, I'd disolve it too if it was that easy to take over the freaking galaxy
shields on land
way too much CG
*making the "Clone Wars" movie/tv series.. did they make the characters first or the action figures?

george lucas is a tool

Licence and registration...chickenfÜcker!!!

Bagok!!

@21,

Maybe you're new. I'll let you in on a little Geekologie regular hint:

No one is going to read that effing essay of a comment. The attention span of most of the people here is about three sen...

See, half the people just lost interest in this post because it's too long.

Get my point? Happy reading.

thats a shit-tacular tattoo, if you are going to get something of great knowing at least get a good tattoo artist to do it. gay.

@23, you're dead-on, but I actually just finished watching all 6 SW movies and had this bottled up... really couldn't give a sh*t if anyone reads it or not, it only took 5 minutes to write and now I feel better having said it.

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@23

I tried to read it if that counts. But you are right, sadly I lost interest.

Although I did read enough to notice how he was angry at george lucas and something about jar jar.

OMG, GW, love the tattoo. Can you make me one? Preferably with the blood of virgins..

@25,

Well, that's all that matters man. As long as it feels good for you.

@21: Knocking Jango Fett's accent are you?! I know of at least one bi Kiwi girl who reads Geekologie, and who would put her foot up your ass if she read that.

@30 will she lick said asshole before inserting her foot?

@29 -see Ollie- some crotchsniffer read my essay;)

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadows are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max said The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy. She said, Why did you say that twice?
Max said, I didn't. and then he had to explain its because of the echo.

@ 32 I miss when your "FAKE" posts actually made sense and related to the post somewhat. Now, they're still amusing, don't get me wrong, but they just don't make sense and sadden me for wasting my time reading them. :)

@33 that's not the real Daisy....

@31: very good, you're keeping your comments to less than 3 sentences now. I was a little bit saddened by that name you called me - apparently, your mother can't keep a secret after all (she smells like dirt and tomatoes, by the way).

#30
If she's from palmy then she only sleeps with women cos they all think she's a dude with her giant fetu moustache.

"I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody!"

This thread is spectacularly off topic. But it's ok, there are puppies in the background.

Tattoos: Society's way of identifying the stupid.

But your tat is the exception. Really.

iMad Mad ??

What a silly writer.

@17

I agree. I was actually quite suprised to see how clean GW's house seems to be. I think he may have been feeding us a few lies.

Am I the only one who thinks the guy with the Vader tattoo is a pathetic looser?

@ Pew: Don't forget to cup the balls.

Why is there a vertical slit in his dong protection device? Tell me this.

Nice tattoo I got here, OK, now I've had it for long enough I'm just going to use some soap and then (*scrubbing) Oh no! It's stuck, nobody told me this! Ooops, gorgeous woman requires no tattoos in her match profile. Don't doodle on your skin, use paper! Daisy, if this was a photoshop job then removing it would obviously have been easier. If women like tattoos they better sign a contract saying so and that they can't back down once I got the thing on my skin!

FAKE!

you can tell its fake because the shadows are all wrong...

... and that it's written in marker

GW is obviously a lefty

should have spent the tattoo money on some dumbells

45- Ventilation... DV doesn't have time to defunk the junk every few hours...
44- You know he wouldn't forget that. Your name maybe, but not that.

I wonder if GW actually pew pew's on the pew pew tat when he's self gratifying?

I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.

nice going faggot. now you have george lucas' face tatooed on your arm. looks like lucas still has the last laugh.

i want to know more about kevin. like, how does he like his eggs in the morning?

Huh, and I thought you were a fat lard... guess you proved me wrong!

Hello its a very good site
http://www.angel-tattoo.org

WHERE IS THIS MAN? I NEED TO FIND HIM AND MARRY HIM

Alright, to post number 21,

The Original Trilogy is the original, yes, and is quite classic, but the prequel trilogy is by no means un-canon, or anything close. It shows the Republic in its final years. Angsty Anakin's really annoying, yes, certainly more than Jar-Jar, which I know is saying something (personally, I didn't mind him). But you can never have too much Star Wars timeline.

And if you hate R2D2 you're a bad person. All I have to say on that matter.

BY THE WAY, if Episodes II or III covered the young Empire or the rise of the Rebellion, then Georgie Porgie and Co. would have no material left for their new TV show. Yes, another TV show, but have no worries, this one's not going to be an animated kid's show. It's going to be live-action, and George isn't the only one working on it (that alone relieves me). It's also going to be pretty dark. Afterall, there is that whole Jedi hunt thing. Lucas is going to be writing season 1, but then *handing it off to other people* after that, I suppose to work on other things.
And besides that, if you don't have three, it's not a trilogy, and that's just unacceptable.

Actually, y'know what, the more I look at your comment, the more I wonder how much of a Star Wars fan you could be if you think a droid army is stupid. And the Mandalorian accent. The actor's from New Zealand. Actor for Qui-gon is from Ireland. Nothing wrong with QG, but now something wrong with Jango and Boba?

..

And the storm troopers have different armor because they aren't storm troopers yet. They're Republic clones, fighting for the Republic. Considering also it's a good thirty-year gap between, it's no biggy that armor would develop over time. Name one nation (aside from the Vatican) that keeps its military equipment all the same for thirty years.