Feb 6 2009True Love: Guy Wakes Up After One Night Stand, Woman Carved Her Name Into His Arm
Oh wow, I thought this sort of thing only happened in romance novels. Apparently Wayne Robinson, went over to Dominque Fisher's house for a little sex after a night of drinking and Valium, and woke up the next morning with her name carved into his arm and a bunch of other cuts. Valium: sleep through anything.
When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'
'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.
Haha, that's what you get, Wayne. Getting cut is the non-collegiate equivalent of waking up with a giant Sharpie penis on your cheek. That said, don't lie -- you'd hit it again.
Hit the jump for a picture of the couple (both very good looking) and another of the rest of the damage.
One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm [dailymail]
Thanks to Joe, whose body has never been desecrated by a one night stand. Only steady girlfriends.
Reader Comments
1. The F'n Jem'Hadar - February 6, 2009 4:16 PM
Just going to throw this out there:
Bitch Crazy.
2. greenman - February 6, 2009 4:18 PM
Is her last name Bobbit?
3. Kokopure - February 6, 2009 4:19 PM
Playa got played.
4. Ollie Williams - February 6, 2009 4:19 PM
She's not even that great looking, and the dude has a lazy eye.
5. Thered - February 6, 2009 4:19 PM
I think he was into it......... probably was doing some sort of S&M
6. Melissa - February 6, 2009 4:20 PM
Agreed.
Bitch Crazy.
7. Melissa - February 6, 2009 4:21 PM
He might have done this to himself and not remember. Still, I can think of a hundred ways this could had been much worse. Say; shoving AA battery through penis hole? Carving 'RACIST' on forehead?
8. Watch - February 6, 2009 4:22 PM
psycho bitch.
9. Dick - February 6, 2009 4:22 PM
Eh, she's pretty hot. Worth it.
10. Melissa - February 6, 2009 4:22 PM
@6... there can be only one of us.
11. Daisy - February 6, 2009 4:23 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene ion the movie Never Back Down where Max was contacted by god to build a big boat. He also started growing his facial hair like crazy. Animals excaped from the zoo and started living on the boat too. Later he met a girl when he was vacationing in Cape Cod, then finally got a job in a paper company.
12. Kokopure - February 6, 2009 4:24 PM
@10 is so the real Melissa.
13. GTO--Josh - February 6, 2009 4:24 PM
there can only be one. Highlander
14. captainlaziness - February 6, 2009 4:25 PM
The crazy ones are always the best in bed, right? She must've been FANTASTIC!
Giggity.
15. theophany - February 6, 2009 4:27 PM
"scarred for life" lulz.
16. Watch - February 6, 2009 4:27 PM
photoshop-police - February 6, 2009 12:59 PM
I was asked to pass this on to Daisy:
"Please stop misrepresenting our movie. It is NOTHING like you describe, and we never use photoshop.
Sincerely, the actual friggin producers of a real friggin movie called "Never Back Down"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1023111/
17. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 6, 2009 4:28 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
THIS BITCH IS NUCKING FUTZ!!!!! WTF?
18. naas - February 6, 2009 4:31 PM
I'd be looking to purchase a cow that'd been struck by lightning but survived if that happened to me. It would just seem things are heading in that direction.
19. naas - February 6, 2009 4:33 PM
The scabs also look like little bacon strips even though they wouldn't taste as good as bacon.
20. dar - February 6, 2009 4:37 PM
he probably agreed to it or helped do it but just doesnt remember cause he was so drugged up. it's his own damn fault!
21. hungmankey - February 6, 2009 4:39 PM
looks like she tried to carve kirby into his shoulder (top right in first pic. mwaaaaaa kirby = death
22. DrNecropolis - February 6, 2009 4:41 PM
I agree, he probably thought it was a good idea at the time because he was getting nookie. But now is either denying it or doesn't remember. Pssssh, getting drunk and taking valium is for rookies
23. theOutsider - February 6, 2009 4:42 PM
The Geekologie Writer called a guy goodlooking.....WTF?
24. catch22 - February 6, 2009 4:44 PM
joke is on her... shes now pregnant ......with twins....
...and has aids
25. finfan - February 6, 2009 4:54 PM
OMG!!! This totally happened to me... except when I woke up the scratches wrote "JOSEPH" ...... 0_o OH MY GOD!!!!
26. SDK - February 6, 2009 4:58 PM
He probably was so high he doesn't remember, but he probably went along with it. Also, dude does have a lazy eye.
@naas - mmm, bacon
27. LSDiesel - February 6, 2009 5:00 PM
This happened to me once. Accept next moning I woke up and found it was my MOM. LOLz
28. http://ihatekaty.com/?id=1911663#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d - February 6, 2009 5:02 PM
http://ihatekaty.com/?id=1911663#6dzz5z54fsdq7ez78z8d
29. finfan - February 6, 2009 5:02 PM
YAY!!!! LSDiesel!!! YOU'RE BACK!!!
30. Moose Knuckle - February 6, 2009 5:21 PM
Wait...
You get to have SEX with the chick who carves her name into you?!?!?!?!
I been robbed...
31. I'm a Computer - February 6, 2009 5:45 PM
now why can't i find me a chick like that?
32. baby face - February 6, 2009 5:46 PM
he woke up with scratches. she woke up with octuplets.
33. gizmoduck - February 6, 2009 5:53 PM
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
34. gizmoduck - February 6, 2009 5:54 PM
PEW GET OVER HERE!
KNUCKLES GET IN THE VAN!!
35. pussey - February 6, 2009 6:28 PM
holy crap!
36. ptitz - February 6, 2009 6:29 PM
oh yeah man, i woke up one morning with teeth bites and bruises all over me. was awesome!
but chick that cuts you.... man.... i gotto have her number. seriously.
dude just doesnt know how to have fun. what a douchebag.
37. Woodcock - February 6, 2009 6:30 PM
As an avid recreational user of alcohol and a prescribed insane person on valium, I can tell you that this woman is not at all to blame. The combination of valium and alcohol makes you do some WEEEEEIIIIIIIRDDDDDD stuff. Believe me I know. I once woke up on my neighbors patio furniture with lawn gnomes, a bunch of those solar powered walk-way lights, and a shiload of mailbox flags. Those benzodiazepines will make you do some crazy shiznit. Forget pressing charges on the woman, if you are that messed up on valium and beer you get what you deserve...
38. just bidin my time... - February 6, 2009 6:30 PM
I call BS on this story. Now I'm just waiting to see how long it take for the Update.
39. Milkman - February 6, 2009 6:43 PM
She's ok looking, but you wanna know Milkman's secret to turn a 5 into a 10? Bend her over and she multiplies by 2!
PS, this is the dude equivalent of a girl who had sex and then decided she was a slut so she cried rape. You know this guy enjoys getting carved up on a Friday night, he's just pissed now that he's sober. And he's just mad that he ran out of Sweet Baby Ray's to put on his carved up self.
40. desperateenough - February 6, 2009 6:46 PM
Hell I'd let the kinky bitch slice me up. Oddly enough she does look a bit like my sister in law.
41. Pew³ - February 6, 2009 6:54 PM
Can I have Gizmoduck carved on my ass cheeks?
( gizmo )*( duck )
42. Milkman - February 6, 2009 8:40 PM
That's just wrong Pew*
43. Marigold - February 6, 2009 8:42 PM
Number One: She has Amy Fisher eybrows
Number Two: I'm not saying there's anything wrong with casual sex, but there is an inherent risk in going home drunk and drugged up with someone you don't really know. Sometimes you win...and sometimes you wake up covered in your own blood and "scarred for life"! He's a dumbass.
44. Watch - February 6, 2009 8:52 PM
ROLFMAO Pew
45. Lizzy - February 6, 2009 10:07 PM
hahahaha! thats what he gets for being a skank. (along with herpes)
46. saduyajev jerbowitz - February 7, 2009 12:05 AM
The bitch is pretty artistic. Bravo on the art part, at least.
47. Life Imitates Art - February 7, 2009 6:10 AM
Wasn't there a movie with a character named Dominique who had similar 'proclivities'?
Dude is lucky she stopped carving when she did -- her movie namesake would have completed the mission.
48. K4ot1K - February 7, 2009 8:41 AM
Now thats some wild ass sex!
"Hey, get the oil, and toys!"
"Screw that I got a knife!"
"Hell Ya!!!!!"
49. Drunkman - February 7, 2009 8:59 AM
She's definitely pretty hot. I doubt he did it to himself but he very well could have agreed to it while blacked out. Either way, I doubt the scars will be there permanantly. Most of those cuts look pretty superficial (like that fish?). Oh well sucks for him LOL.
50. Stewie - February 7, 2009 12:01 PM
haha, ok i'm sorry dude!
But she actually didn't do too badly on your shoulder and arm... that will eventually look really neat later!
That is if you are into the whole Self Mutilation art forms that are out there!
(have a friend with a Pheonix carved into his back)
And I'll have to agree with the person who posted this story,
you'll sleep with her again... I know I would, without a second though.
If she's that freaky after sex, I wonder what the sex was like ;)
Pure evil and painfully awesome we hope!
My last question for you
What kind of drugs was she on to come up with the designs that she had cut into you? I'm guessing she didn't tell you about them!
I'm thinking it was really good whatever it was! haha
Next time Wayne, you might wanna lay of the booze next time your taking Valium. Don't think you're supposed to mix anything with that drug... not sure.. haven't had the need to use it yet!
51. todders - February 7, 2009 12:39 PM
Holy Christ, Dominique strikes again!
But seriously, if the bitch is crazy enough to carve her name in your arm, you've got to ask yourself how F*CKING AWESOME the sex was! Because crazy always = Hot in the sack. And this chick's some super-high level of craziness... When this guy busted a nut, God could feel it...
Also, check out this hilarious video of Larry Flint's PORNO BAILOUT:
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/150
52. Nick Gerz - February 7, 2009 12:44 PM
BS- if this guy took that much valium--he would have woken up in a hospital--there is no extreme dose that would keep you in a coma while somebody is cutting you so much--one would have to be under IV sedation. obviously this girl wants to be an extra makeup assistant on ER. peace out my brother
53. ilikepebbles - February 7, 2009 1:44 PM
that's some fatal attraction shit...
54. meowmo - February 7, 2009 2:01 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
55. John wayne was a nazi - February 7, 2009 7:57 PM
Hahaha...I really hoped he used a rubber...could be an awkward conversation in 9 months..."hey remember how i carved my name in your flesh so you'd never forget me? well guess what!..we got one more name"
56. Yeah yeah - February 7, 2009 9:06 PM
He shouldve gone home with a guy - that way the guy couldve just written his name across his chest with a pearl necklace.
I'd definately do him tho. Hope the lazy eye isthe only lazy part
But -
It happened to me once.
Woke up with DAD on my arse and MOM on my face.
57. bendizle - February 7, 2009 11:42 PM
was he using a pun when stating that he was scarred for life?
58. bendizle - February 7, 2009 11:43 PM
and for the record i thought dominique was a guys name.... BITCH IS INSANE!!!!!!
59. ExZ - February 8, 2009 1:42 AM
I wonder how she got the 0 so round, whenever I carve things into people it always comes out blockish, bitch got skills.
60. PK - February 8, 2009 2:02 AM
This story would be much less cooler if her name was "Jo"
61. Adobe Photostop - February 8, 2009 6:56 AM
Please use PhotoShop™ with all your posts. Please or we will have you photostopped. Please type 0153 in the Numerical Pad while pressing the Alt Key to get a super script TM Like this ™.
62. TM - February 8, 2009 7:06 AM
I wish the (b)itch had tm the whole thing
63. GeekHoly - February 8, 2009 7:07 AM
YOu can't type what you want at Geekologie, try typing in some skcuf, and geeko will cut you a holy sorry picture of himself,
64. Dan - February 8, 2009 9:53 AM
That bitch is insane
65. Jeff W. - February 8, 2009 8:05 PM
He should've known, she has "crazy eyes"! I'm guessing borderline personality disorder.
66. E of R - February 9, 2009 9:59 AM
At least he left with his life..... Beer + Drugs + Crazy Women = Delusions of Eden &/or DEATH!!! X- P
67. Yeah yeah - February 9, 2009 11:33 AM
@59 Dominic is the boys name spelling Domin ick.
For a girl it is either pronounced Dom in eek or Dom min ik kar
68. hey hey - February 10, 2009 10:14 AM
just putting it out there but...
that guy should really go get tested for HIV
69. Angel Naomi - February 22, 2009 1:47 AM
The guy definitely had it coming :P
70. mary-ann - April 18, 2009 10:48 PM
this is freaking painly hot!
if a guy did that to me i'd be like "aww, u carved ur name into my skin? how sweet. do u want me to carve mine in urs?" and he'd say "ofcourse lover. pls carve ur name deeply in my skin. let's make love in our bloody pain"
and then we'd be rolling on eachother with sweet red blood and then we'd embrace eachother tightly comforting our wounds. so hot, oh god.
71. Signaltheorist - May 19, 2009 2:44 PM
Note to self: Avoid valium
72. emmy - October 15, 2009 6:25 AM
Note to that guy with the lazy eye
you can't just bone a girl and walk away
all men think they can get one up on the girls
scot free and unscarred
you paid the price that was owed
he just wanted sex! awww.....poor thing
i wish i did that to my ex
HAHAHAHA
may he burn that Mutha-F
finally a point to the girls - too bad she didn't do more