Feb 20 2009Toasty: Bra Dryer Heats Your Hooter Holsters
The BraDryer concept is a dryer for your lacy boulder holders. The ones you don't want going in the regular dryer. As you can see, it looks like a pair of knockers, which led to this burn on my hand. Obviously, it was worth it. *TSSSSSSS* I copped another one!
Bra Dryer is the Most Useful Device Shaped Like a Pair of Boobs Ever [gizmodo]
Thanks to Crystal, who gets to see real boobs all the time because shes has some. Unfortunately, so do I. :(
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Reader Comments
1. Harv - February 20, 2009 3:29 PM
badabahhhhh
2. Angel Mass - February 20, 2009 3:29 PM
Today is my Birthday :)
Just had to say it lol
3. you know who - February 20, 2009 3:33 PM
wonder what a pearl necklace would be like on that rack
4. Pat - February 20, 2009 3:35 PM
Happy birthday Angel Mass.
5. hollywood_hillbilly - February 20, 2009 3:35 PM
3001!!!! Pearls burn.
6. JFreezy - February 20, 2009 3:39 PM
Also could double as medieval knocker armor? Finally a costume piece my lady can wear when we role play!! *Screams down the hallway* Honey put this on! I'll get wip out my jousting lance! Yes ladies, it's that long! HIYO!!
7. Fealiks - February 20, 2009 3:44 PM
Holy crap, if you put actual boobs into it and apply pressure (think playdo) you could have minced meat.... MADE OF BOOBS. o_o
It's like two of God's greatest creations all mixed into one easy-to-prepare meal.
8. Daisy - February 20, 2009 3:51 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja were in the movies and Max tries to get Baja to do the popcorn trick, but he burned his junk on the hot buttered popcorn.
9. gizmoduck - February 20, 2009 3:56 PM
i don't feel like having my tater tots burnt to a crisp this year.
10. john - February 20, 2009 4:02 PM
daisy you going to model it for us??
11. pew mobile - February 20, 2009 4:11 PM
Mmmm...tater tots!
12. Tricky Ricky - February 20, 2009 4:19 PM
I wonder if there is a matching pair of panties that go with it.? probably a thong?
13. gizmoduck - February 20, 2009 4:21 PM
@12
ouch.
DO NOT WANT
14. finfan - February 20, 2009 5:01 PM
How much do I have to stress my point?! Daisy IS a GUY!!! But yes Daisy you would look simply smashing in that Breast-Toaster! *I do say sir!*
15. Captain Obvious - February 20, 2009 5:53 PM
I don't think you wear the heater while drying your bra.
I don't climb into my dryer with wet clothes on.
Although if they made that contraption, it would probably make it on Geekologie.
16. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 20, 2009 6:05 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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Just think about it, you know how good warm socks feel out of the dryer? You can have that happy on your BOOBS! Except the metal clasp burning through your back, that part would suck. But your boobs would be toasty.
Happy B-Day Angel Mass
17. dliup - February 20, 2009 6:07 PM
I got bra warmers. They are called my hands.
(only works if on cute subject)
18. judy - February 21, 2009 1:46 AM
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19. Watch - February 21, 2009 9:16 AM
cool
20. Gustav - February 21, 2009 11:25 AM
Grope em titties, u might get 3rd degree burns but at least ullleave with a smile
21. Sugarbitz - February 21, 2009 1:48 PM
you're gonna have burn wounds all over the sides of your *ihm* ,,watch,,