Feb 18 2009Toadstool Brains: A Super Mario Zombie Shirt
Zombie Mario, who would have thought? Not me, but that's because I'm not creative. One time in grade school our teacher told us to draw a made-up animal and I drew a cat. I did not receive full credit. And that, dear reader, is how I developed a stuttering problem. But that's neither here nor there, just traumatizing. This Zombario t-shirt costs $16 and features everybody's favorite mushroom munchin' fool out on the prowl for brains. And as you can see, he found some. Toadstool's. Ha, he's probably tripping his ass off right now, just look at his eyes. So dreamy. *swoon*
zombie mario must have run out of extra lives [technabob]
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Reader Comments
1. Moose Knuckle - February 18, 2009 11:11 AM
Wait... a whole post dedicated to a shirt?
It's gonna be one of those days huh?
2. poodles - February 18, 2009 11:16 AM
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3. Moose Knuckle - February 18, 2009 11:17 AM
I think if I were to become zombified it would be ok if a had the strain of zombieitis that caused me to crave Olivia Munn's naughty bits instead of brains...
Ulp, too late
**Mooore Olliiiiviiaaaa Muuunnnnn**
4. naas - February 18, 2009 11:19 AM
@1 it's looking to be that way big Moose
5. Daisy - February 18, 2009 11:22 AM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max deceived orders from a nervous Han Solo to go upriver with Cowboy Curtis and Kill superman's dad.
6. Atari - February 18, 2009 11:23 AM
Wow, slow start today boss. I actually made it to work before this went up. I mean normally I swerve through traffic side scrolling on my iPhone to read at least one or two posts, but today I actually didn't hit anyone.
To be honest, it kind of takes the thrill out of my morning commute.
7. Timbo - February 18, 2009 11:25 AM
Awe...some....
8. LSDiesel - February 18, 2009 11:26 AM
@1, We all know that GW just needed a post this morning and took a picture of the I WATCH STUFF writer's T-shirt.
9. jeremy - February 18, 2009 11:40 AM
glad the GW could wake up and join us.
10. Leonidas - February 18, 2009 11:43 AM
In the quiet words of King Koopa: shits weak. Sweet tjap, though (pity he's going to have to wear it for the rest of his life, but hey).
11. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 18, 2009 11:57 AM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
I agree with 1-11 (except 2, who is an asshat). This is weaksauce.
12. naas - February 18, 2009 12:18 PM
Anybody have any good youtube links for humpday? Someone sent me this yesterday, not sure how old it is though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvyupNXK-4A
13. Kup - February 18, 2009 12:44 PM
Im missing the whole 'zombie' theme to the shirt. I mean, I get the trippin on shrooms part , but not the zombie. Doesnt everyone have part of their skull and tricep missing? Its pretty much standard fare when monkey wrestling in Stamford Conn., isnt it??????
14. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 18, 2009 4:36 PM
LMAO naas, that was awesome.
15. chaz - February 18, 2009 9:11 PM
they're currently out of stock of the Large. I ordered it last night and they sent me an email today saying that it was no longer available. They offered to either cancel my paypal order or let my payment go through and wait 3 weeks until they get a black version of the shirt. No word on getting more green shirts. I canceled because I wanted green.