Feb 24 2009The Whitest Kids You Know: Star Wars VII
This is a slightly NSFW (they say the f word a few times) Whitest Kids U'Know skit about making Star Wars VII with George Lucas. It was okay. I actually chuckled at one point around 2:35. But then I cried. Are you surprised at my tears, sir? Strong men also cry....strong men also cry. I just happen to cry battery acid mixed with snake venom. Makes a great stain-remover! So great, in fact, that the ShamWow douche will stop at nothing to get my secret formula. So you know what I did? I ShamWow whipped him in the face and it sucked his eyeballs out. True story.
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Thanks to The Superficial Writer, who, despite his claims of moving on, was caught sobbing under his desk clutching a photo of Hayden Panettiere yesterday.
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Reader Comments
1. Someone - February 24, 2009 10:33 AM
FIRST!!!
2. catch22 - February 24, 2009 10:35 AM
yeah this is too much
3. BOOSH! - February 24, 2009 10:36 AM
F*kn A man!
4. luke - February 24, 2009 10:38 AM
LOL
5. Dude - February 24, 2009 10:42 AM
love the big lebowski reference...
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 24, 2009 10:51 AM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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Can't see vids, at work. Something tells me I'm better off in this case...
7. Brother Shamus - February 24, 2009 10:56 AM
It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
8. QUASIMODEM - February 24, 2009 11:17 AM
Just about one of the shittiest things I've ever seen on youtube.
9. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - February 24, 2009 11:28 AM
Crusty Vagina!
10. Maximusprime - February 24, 2009 11:32 AM
*sigh* damn it.
11. Anna - February 24, 2009 11:34 AM
I think this is the first truly unentertaining post you've ever given us GW, why!? so sad :(
12. Frank - February 24, 2009 11:48 AM
I have to agree with Anna.
What's this, GW? We're not used to this, not from you.
13. Daisy - February 24, 2009 12:08 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was being chased by mounties, and an airplane. He killed another man and placed his effects near him to make it look like they got him.
14. cuttie - February 24, 2009 12:15 PM
Great news, I am wondering when will the world economic crisis be ended? I feel very disappointed...Maybe find a rich guy on "C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M" is the best choice? I was told that some celebrities are dating there too.
15. Buddy Love - February 24, 2009 12:19 PM
You f-u-c-k-e-r-s haven't heard of the Whitest Kids U'Know? You're dead to me. All of you. F-u-c-k-i-n-g rot in hell. You j-i-z-z over anime shit and f-u-c-k-i-n-g bacon nonsense but don't understand true art. Losers. You're all pathetic.
16. Elwood Moose - February 24, 2009 2:16 PM
You're out of your element, Donnie.
17. jimmy - February 24, 2009 2:41 PM
this just comes too show that it can always get worse.
18. HAI 2 U - February 24, 2009 3:05 PM
Buddy Love is a Timmy Williams fangirl.
19. donald - February 24, 2009 3:07 PM
i am the walrus... i am the walrus
20. Joline - February 24, 2009 6:32 PM
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21. CLG - February 25, 2009 2:05 AM
So was the biggest pile of turd crap ever!Effing WEAK GW!really. not what we'd expect.
... and yeah, real convincing throwing a fit Buddy Love, real nice converting us to checking out the other "Whitest Kids U'Know" stuff. hope your not in advertising!
22. kaos - February 25, 2009 2:36 AM
It's a sad day when Daisy's comment's the most funny thing about this entire post.
23. Brother Shamus - February 25, 2009 11:28 AM
@19 Shut the f-u-c-k up, Donald! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
24. kaos - February 26, 2009 3:01 AM
@23 - His name's Donny. Please be sure that you quote people correctly. ;-)
25. guncatsmith - March 28, 2009 1:48 AM
i'm sick of my boyfriend, show us a pic, gekkologie manboy! (please have pointish ear!!!)