Feb 20 2009Talented Geekologie Reader Makes Mario 1-Up Mushroom From Tequila Bottle Cork
It never ceases to amaze me the talent you Geekologie Readers possess. In this particular case, reader Bexx B. made a 1-Up mushroom out of the cork from a bottle of tequila she chugged. *swoon*
So, because I am a drunkard. After finishing off my bottle of Trader joes Tequila - I looked @ the cork.. and thought WELL goddamn! it looks like a mushroom.So I made this from it. A 1-up Mushroom! HA!
Wow, creative AND an alcoholic. Really reminds me of somebody I know -- The Superficial Writer! Half burn?
Thanks Bexx, now eat it and tell us what happens.
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Reader Comments
1. poodles - February 20, 2009 10:27 AM
1st!
2. Morganzola - February 20, 2009 10:42 AM
AA would certainly stymie this young artists creativity. keep gettin' your drunk on, Bexx B.
3. Moose Knuckle - February 20, 2009 10:43 AM
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4. Hannukah Montana - February 20, 2009 10:44 AM
Nice job Daisy.
I could see how artistic you really are.
5. Moose Knuckle - February 20, 2009 10:44 AM
Activated by agave
6. Hannukah Montana - February 20, 2009 10:46 AM
Patron ain't tequila, Moose. But I believe you do drink them everyday, don't you? You rich bastard!
7. poodles - February 20, 2009 10:53 AM
patron is tequila yo
8. Watch - February 20, 2009 10:57 AM
cool
9. truk - February 20, 2009 10:59 AM
I woke up on a Saturday to read this?!
10. naas - February 20, 2009 10:59 AM
I like where you're going with this Moose,
Annihilation a la Añejo
@6 Ain't isn't a word either, but I use it as one everyday
11. Hannukah Montana - February 20, 2009 11:14 AM
@7 Listen Poodlef-uck! You don't gotta prove me wrong, aight? I "wikipedia-d" that shit and you're right, it really is tequila. So what, mothaf*cker!? So f*cking what?
12. Pew³ - February 20, 2009 11:31 AM
** YAWN **
Good morning everyone! How did you all sleep. Anyone attacked in the face by any monkeys here?
I'm super! TGIF!
Im going to make some tequila 'shrooms this weekend! Whoo hoo!
13. GTO--Josh - February 20, 2009 11:35 AM
@11
Relax Guru Gobind Singh's Birthday Arkansas.
14. naas - February 20, 2009 11:37 AM
@12 ahh sunrise on the west coast... Please share some of that shroomy tequila with good ol naasy over here when it's done
15. Hannukah Montana - February 20, 2009 11:41 AM
@13
I don't give a F*! Aight, I'm gangsta like that, aight! This Amer'ca beeetch! You don't tell me a what to do. 3-O-5 baby, all day. What it is...
16. Pepper - February 20, 2009 11:50 AM
I mean, this is cool and kinda creative, but "talented?" That's a stretch.
17. Pepper - February 20, 2009 11:52 AM
@15
You a jive turkey, mo fo.
18. Hannukah Montana - February 20, 2009 12:08 PM
@17
So many haters around here, huh? Jive turkey is reeeeeaaally old. Nobody says that shit nowadays.
Your indiscretion is heavily unappreciated. I'm appalled. Your views toward African-Americans such as being moronic and uneducated are repugnant.
19. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - February 20, 2009 12:13 PM
African-Americans ARE moronic and uneducated!! And so are all other races that are stereotyped that way.
20. Daisy - February 20, 2009 12:21 PM
Hey Hannukah Montana wanna hangout with me this weekend and be worthless annoying losers together?
21. Daniel - February 20, 2009 12:24 PM
Trader Joe's sells tequila??? where have I been??
22. Anubinomicon - February 20, 2009 12:51 PM
i don't think thats the correct green to be a +1 mushroom.
23. Hannukah Montana - February 20, 2009 1:14 PM
@19
Some people just gets on my nerves sometimes. Uh, my hopes for humanity are slowly disintegrating.
Seriously, are you that low dude?
24. mtb - February 20, 2009 1:14 PM
you got to hand it to them this is creative...
25. annie - February 20, 2009 1:50 PM
Numerous people are discussing about this on ____Millionaire Loving. CO M____. So interesting! Join us. Add your peculiar comments.
26. Davo - February 20, 2009 1:58 PM
I girl who drinks tequila AND likes super mario?
I'm in love. She better not be ugly. Or Daisy.
27. QUASIMODEM - February 20, 2009 2:06 PM
HOLY GOD A PAINTED CORK GOOD LORD
Seriously, what the shuddering Christ? Here's tip for you, GW: you don't have to feature any old bollocks that people send you. You don't know them and they don't know you, there's no need to feel guilt if you chuck the mongy doodles in the bin.
I'm off to draw a picture of Mario in crayon. I expect that filth to get featured.
28. Delgo - February 20, 2009 2:16 PM
I bet that scored him mad ass.
29. Rachel Bilson's monstrous head - February 20, 2009 2:20 PM
#23, Sweet Niblets!!!
30. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - February 20, 2009 2:28 PM
Serious! Think about it. All of the stereotypes that are out there are true...Mexican's eat refried beans...Blacks eat fried chicken and watermelon...Asian's wear Mickey Mouse shirts and take a lot of pictures . . . Indian's (feathers not dots) run around drunk on the Res and listen to Slayer . . .Jews don’t tip like canoes and whites like mayonnaise. Take a F'in joke Hannukah Montana!!
31. Daisy - February 20, 2009 3:23 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was plaing basketball for the team he owned. At halftime he let a dirty hippie try to sink an impossible shot for $10,000. Despite almost falling asleep while standing there the hippie was able to sink the shot, and won a really huge check for $10,000 that his bank refused to cash. Eventually Max paid him off when the league merged with the NBA.
32. Leonidas - February 20, 2009 4:32 PM
@30: give me some of that midget love, big boy. "African-American" happens to be one of the most insulting racial labels out there. I know plenty of Africans who are as lily-white as snow, and lots of black dudes who aren't African at all.
33. Leonidas - February 20, 2009 4:34 PM
Which reminds me, how did we get from 1-up mushrooms to this racial BS?
34. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 20, 2009 5:52 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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33- Because 1-up sounds like what up?
This is cute, and if she painted it while still boozed up, she gets +5
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