Feb 10 2009Sorry LHC, Google Beat You To It: Street View Van Rips Hole In Space Time Continuum
Ha, and all along we thought the Large Hadron Collider would be our doomsday machine. Little did we know it would actually come in the form of a free candy van outfitted to take pictures of the world's roads. That's right, as evident from these photos, a Google Street View van operating in Missouri has torn the very space time continuum we depend on to make our clocks work. So, what happens now? Your guess is as good as mine. Unless you guessed 'massive orgy', in which case, okay, yours was better.
Google Maps street view rips hole in space-time fabric [neowin]
Thanks to sean, who runs thetechpit and an illegal casino in his basement.
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Reader Comments
1. That Guy - February 10, 2009 11:00 AM
First
2. That Guy - February 10, 2009 11:00 AM
Weird
3. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 11:04 AM
The GW wants us to F.UCK! YEA!
4. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH_Q - February 10, 2009 11:16 AM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
GW totally knew I was thinking orgy... Wow, he's good.
5. Sadelis - February 10, 2009 11:20 AM
Oh, dear. We're rooted, aren't we. I knew google was gona' kill us all. Ever since that friggin' deer thing.
6. naas - February 10, 2009 11:24 AM
Does anyone remember the scene in Time Bandits when they made long ropes to swing from the cages to escape? That's what this reminds me of.....
7. ahha - February 10, 2009 11:35 AM
This is not time travel, it is more normal than you think. Blue Springs, MO is home to the largest slinky tunnel in the world. It has actually been stretched out and a street built right down the center of it. They chose this presentation because there were no stairs large enough to make it walk down. Slinky everyone, just a slinky. Nothing to see here.
8. Jaquemon - February 10, 2009 11:47 AM
Nice numbnuts, MO is Missouri not Montana (MT), plus you can tell its fake because the road actually goes to the left of the portal and not inside. Everyone knows that the physics of a portal opening off road is totally against the laws of physics.
Weak amature job.
9. Kris - February 10, 2009 11:50 AM
Ahahahaha...silly Geekologie writer...MO isn't Montana, MT is.
That is preatty creepy though. I love how everyone up there ^---- is trying to discredit this, even though it's meant mainly to be funny.
10. Daisy - February 10, 2009 12:01 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max dragged a He-Man doll out the back window of the school bus on his way to school one day.
11. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 1:19 PM
12. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 1:09 PM
cock
13. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 1:10 PM
shit
14. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 1:12 PM
titty (not ti.ts altough they are one and the same)
15. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 1:13 PM
dick
16. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 1:14 PM
ass
17. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 1:14 PM
asshole
18. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 1:15 PM
piss
19. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 1:15 PM
bitch
20. Ollie Williams Is A Dirty C.unt - February 10, 2009 1:17 PM
F.uck
C.unt
T.its
WTF=What The F.uck so why can't we spell it out?
12. Pat - February 10, 2009 1:39 PM
Psychedelic...
13. Watch - February 10, 2009 2:27 PM
not real, at least until they can send a google photo team into space or a special satellite to photo space
14. Tennist0 - February 10, 2009 6:48 PM
in the second pic, if you go to google maps, the car went super saiyin and went invisible, in the first , it went super saiyin but turned white... google is racist!
15. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 10, 2009 10:32 PM
I don't get it.
16. Al Dracone - February 11, 2009 1:20 AM
This is old! When I was a kid I used to see it all the time on tv, it was the only show on.
17. charles - February 12, 2009 8:07 AM
No need for the bad language moron!