Feb 25 2009Sony Rolly Conducts AIBO Robotic Dog Army
I have no idea what I'm watching, but I'll tell you one thing: I don't like the look of it. This red sore on my palm either. And I don't even play video games! What are you trying to insinuate? That sock is a liar!
Thanks to Bro_mole, who is ready to stomp those little bastards as soon as they try to transform and roll out.
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Reader Comments
1. poodles - February 25, 2009 12:43 PM
1st
2. gizmoduck - February 25, 2009 12:45 PM
fap fap fap
3. meowmo - February 25, 2009 12:46 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
cough cough
AHHH!
wtf, no bacon?
4. Elmo - February 25, 2009 12:46 PM
they're like ugly children.... now I won't be able to sleep at night
5. Finally - February 25, 2009 12:52 PM
1ST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i kick all of you guys your asses PWN
6. truk - February 25, 2009 12:56 PM
FAIL!
7. NoTalent - February 25, 2009 12:58 PM
I always feared the day SONY came out with an army of robotic dogs... At least I have my safehouse in the Yukon.
8. Daisy - February 25, 2009 1:05 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max decides to train his pet iguana to bite the fingers of women to steal their wedding and engagement rings. Unfortunately the iguana chokes on a fat finger and dies leaving Max no choice but convince his really fat girlfriend to troll on technology blogs and piss losers off.
9. Holly tree - February 25, 2009 1:09 PM
@5... I understand the 2nd, or 3rd place person claiming first.... but 5th?!?
On topic:
*Yawn* not impressed.
if you were swarmed by these, just play improvised soccer.
10. demi - February 25, 2009 1:15 PM
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
11. Chuey "The Rock 'n' Roll" Midget - February 25, 2009 1:23 PM
My butthole itches!
12. kiki - February 25, 2009 1:53 PM
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13. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 25, 2009 3:09 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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Boot to head, or bot as it were.
14. SouthSideHope - February 25, 2009 3:37 PM
Anybody every see the Strange Brew movie.. this is just like that where they controled the evil army of hockey players with organ chords...
And there will not be a reference to Max or Baja either...
15. Hawk - February 25, 2009 4:31 PM
CAN'T SLEEP! DOGS WILL EAT ME!!
16. Vincent Cross - February 25, 2009 5:13 PM
Great now there seems to be organization .. lemme go ahead and hide in my bunker that i have constructed before they start marching like German Soldiers down my street.
17. annie - February 25, 2009 6:49 PM
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18. Megan - February 25, 2009 7:09 PM
You know, I think Daisy's comment might have actually been amusing today. (if it's even the real one)
19. Link - February 25, 2009 10:14 PM
okay is it just me or does the tone they play sound just like the orchina from that zelda game
20. Naterator - March 18, 2009 8:58 PM
What was that thing in front controlling the robodogs? I need one. My supersoldier bodygaurds still kill anything that moves toward me.