Feb 26 2009Shot-Gun Brings New Meaning To The Word
The Shot-Gun is by far the most delicious way to get shot. Because, instead of lead, it fills you with booze! And booze, my friends, makes the world go around. Or at least the room. Whee, I'm on a carousel!
Armed with the Alcohol Shot Gun, you can re-enact the most memorable movie scenes from "Dirty Harry" to "Matrix". "Do you feel lucky, sucker" is the only question? Pour in an ounce of your favorite drink into the cartridge, cock the trigger, point and shoot.
Call me crazy, but I want one. PEW! I feel better already. PEW! Mmmm, so warm in my belly. PEW PEW! I think that gfirl is lwooking at me. PEW PEW! i called her ugly a whorew . PEW PE? WHO ASE YOU CLALING DRUNK! Oh, ohs no -- PEW PEWK! PEEEEEWWWWWWK! ack, IthInk i popped A BLOODVESSEL in my eye. ugh. PEW! Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
Alcohol Shot Gun [slipperybrick]
Thanks to Derrick, who accidentally shot himself in the eye and now it burns.
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Reader Comments
1. manalive - February 26, 2009 3:55 PM
1st
2. firstgold - February 26, 2009 3:55 PM
Uch.
3. manalive - February 26, 2009 3:56 PM
2nd.....oh.....and i want one!!!!!! booze kicks ass
4. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - February 26, 2009 3:57 PM
Damn! And I had to give up drinking for Lent. I'll have to get one in April.
5. Ark - February 26, 2009 3:59 PM
@4 no worries!
if you fill it with nothing its a lent gun!!
6. Gordon "Fücking" Shumway - February 26, 2009 4:00 PM
@5 I think if I fill it with fish, the priest will understand.
7. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 26, 2009 4:01 PM
Swallow bitch, or it's going in your eye.
8. pew pewk - February 26, 2009 4:06 PM
Pew Pewk.
Brilliant.
9. Uncle Eccoli - February 26, 2009 4:06 PM
Fantastic. Another excuse for pigs to shoot drunken students.
(F U C K) (S H I T) (C U N T)
10. DanDan - February 26, 2009 4:06 PM
hey I'v been doing that with my Super Soaker for years
11. pwall5000 - February 26, 2009 4:09 PM
@9 What excuse did police ever have to shoot drunken students? Besides having Moebius Syndrome, of course.
12. poodles - February 26, 2009 4:10 PM
so so confused yes
this is ridiculousness
haiku again yes
13. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 26, 2009 4:16 PM
Gripe #28, words or phrases jacked from me without notation/credit/reach around
#1- PEWK (last year)
#2- Wiitard (early this year)
#3- Wiily (also early this year)
14. DanDan - February 26, 2009 4:31 PM
this is the super soaker that i do this with
http://www.ubergizmo.com/15/archives/2009/01/jet_spray_is_king_of_super_soakers.html
15. shawnpurvis.com - February 26, 2009 4:39 PM
Is it me, or is every clever alcohol delivery device horribly photoshopped?
Reminds me of the sad Russian Roulette bong...
Aside from that, I have no use for this unless it comes with a multi shot cartridge. Who the hell only has one shot? Unless the purpose of this device is to be so horribly complicated that you naturally lose the ability to drink shots once you can no longer muster the mental power to load the damn thing...
Then it's just the bottle and me... Come here Mr. Daniels. I want more of your sweet liquid!
@13 - You are brilliant. Now if they made a Wii Multi Shot Gun, I would become PEWKingly Wiitarded!
16. Chuey - February 26, 2009 4:48 PM
If true joy is what you seek try www.MoebiusSyndromeporn.com. It is a place for the average people to visit with the true Moebius Syndrome girls!!
17. catch22 - February 26, 2009 4:48 PM
there are better drinking devices out there... this one is really just incase you dont smell enough like booze on the way home ...shoot yourself in the mouth/eyes/face/neck/nuts/etc. enjoy the sticky, stinky waste of money (and booze) this will cause
18. gizmoduck - February 26, 2009 5:01 PM
gotta catch them all
19. LSDiesel - February 26, 2009 5:03 PM
It needs an 'apple' logo on it.
20. Leonidas - February 26, 2009 5:03 PM
Funny, I never figured all those brace/pizza-faced guys for heavy drinkers.
21. LSDiesel - February 26, 2009 5:03 PM
iDrunk
22. Leonidas - February 26, 2009 5:05 PM
Also, top marks for the reference to that classic movie, Dirty Gary: "do you feel lucky, sucker?"
23. bendizle - February 26, 2009 5:08 PM
hm.....can you fill this with other fluids as well??.......maybe some kind of acid.....NOW YOU HAVE AN ACID SHOTTY!!! PEW PEW SIZZLE SIZZLE
24. pwall5000 - February 26, 2009 5:13 PM
I'm going to repackage this thing and market it towards date rapists as the "Roofie Cannon."
25. SouthSideHope - February 26, 2009 5:15 PM
Is it me.. or marketing for a drinking product should not include kids with braces...
In the words of the immortal "J-Kwon"
Teen drinking is very bad.... Yo! I got a fake ID though..
WORD....
26. Davo - February 26, 2009 5:32 PM
I've already got a gun that will shoot an ounce of fluid in someone's mouth.
27. Bigguy707 - February 26, 2009 5:36 PM
where is daisy?
28. Chuey - February 26, 2009 5:42 PM
daisy is dead!!!
29. yo momma - February 26, 2009 5:47 PM
That top picture is the gayest thing I've ever seen in an advertisement
30. fabu - February 26, 2009 6:05 PM
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31. Pew³ - February 26, 2009 6:29 PM
I have the kind of shotgun you don't put into someone's mouth unless they are breaking and entering and threatening your life. Then you get six semi-automatic slugs in ya'
pew pew pew pew pew pew
32. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 26, 2009 9:09 PM
What's all this talk about observing lint? I observe lint every night when I clean out my belly button. What's the big deal about doing it for 40 days? And why now? And what does it have to do with not having beef in a burrito? (I saw that on a sign at Taco Bell)
33. Fancypants - February 26, 2009 11:04 PM
For people who want to get drunk AND like the feeling of liquid squirting into their mouths at high speeds. Gay.
34. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 27, 2009 12:40 AM
^Gay or chick with tramp-stamp...but not both, see how that works?
35. Somebody - February 27, 2009 2:34 AM
will someone buy this and post a video react of SNL "Dear Sister"?
or the MTV Movie Awards spoof of Mission Impossible 3?
"Flavor Flav!!!!!" Yeahhhh Boiiiiiii
36. do want - March 2, 2009 11:16 AM
So where the hell do you actually buy the thing?
37. Mexoplex - July 23, 2009 3:39 PM
I liked it better when it was called a water gun.
38. DerekDutch - January 16, 2010 1:58 AM
Why is this awesome contraption under a "geek"ologie webiste....isn't that kinda an oxymoron?