Feb 22 2009Selling Candy In Human Vending Machines

Kit-Kat, tired of me reaching my hand up through the door at the bottom and stealing their candy, has decided to call in the big guns: namely, human vending machines.
Don't expect these things to pop up on every street corner though; they are part of the 'Working Like a Machine' campaign that's being run by Kit Kat to show how people need a break from the monotony of day to day life.
The idea was stolen from Japan like everything else that is awesome in the world and makes me want to stick my hand up in a machine more than ever. Whatever, human vending machines need love too.
Kit Kat Unveils Human Vending Machines In London [gizmodo]
Thanks to Martyn, who once punched through the glass of a vending machine and stole a Snickers. Then I threatened to tell on him and ate the bar myself. It was the best one I've ever had.
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Reader Comments
1. A5q - February 22, 2009 8:10 PM
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2. Daisy - February 22, 2009 8:27 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max was learning martial arts from Arnold, and he taught him to paint a fence, wax a car and sand a floor. Later when it came time to fight Arnold told him I'm a lover not a fighter, but thanks for fixing up my house and car.
3. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 22, 2009 8:41 PM
...and you thought your job sucked...
4. naas - February 22, 2009 9:13 PM
I'm surprised this didn't happen in Japan first, weird shit like this is right up their alley.
5. Bigguy707 - February 22, 2009 9:37 PM
I Love you Daisy!!! Seriously...I wanna never back down with you.
6. Ian Cunningham (Izzy) - February 22, 2009 9:47 PM
Couldn't the dude that's handing out the candy steal some!? It would just totally delete the purpose of it in the first place. And what if he's some creeper, and he puts poison into it?!
7. ur mom - February 22, 2009 10:31 PM
@ 6.
yeah.
8. Watch - February 22, 2009 10:39 PM
this is pointless when we have automated vending machines
9. swerve - February 22, 2009 11:48 PM
BALLS
10. Ken the tech - February 22, 2009 11:49 PM
this will really kick off the monotony of our regular life, hi hi
11. kleenex - February 22, 2009 11:55 PM
diasy. DIE. read my comment on the obama sushi rolls and then just DIE! !!!!! seriously... you think you are WAAAAY funnier than you are JUST STOP
12. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 23, 2009 1:28 AM
@11: Talk to Watch. Your whining about Daisy only fuels the fire...and soon you'll be pointing out which movie she's really referencing.
13. Sygarbitz - February 23, 2009 2:43 AM
if u you want to steal the candy , and stick your hand in the vending machine, willl you actually stick it in the man's ass?
14. milk - February 23, 2009 4:30 AM
I'm curious about the pay. Can you really afford to be picky in this economic climate?
Climate.
15. schwiiing - February 23, 2009 7:35 AM
Well if it's giving out Kit Kats for 20p a go, i'm definitely up for it!
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17. Steve Klose - February 23, 2009 9:20 AM
So this is just like my 7-11 where a guy stands behind a bullet proof glass and hands me my Kit Kat.
18. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 23, 2009 9:25 AM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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13- No, but he wouldn't mind if you cupped the balls.
19. Angel Mass - February 23, 2009 11:17 AM
This works still is not that sucky as to be writer for Geekologie.com website
20. Vendingmachuman - February 23, 2009 12:12 PM
Hey i work with that guy!Except im Selling Snickers instead of Kit Kat
21. JermO - February 23, 2009 4:13 PM
The hole above the Dollar intake........... I guess that would be the name..... Well any way it kinda looks like a spot to put your dick in..... If you have one that is.
22. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 23, 2009 11:01 PM
@21: If your dick can fit in that, you've got some issues...and I pity you...
23. Vending Machines - February 26, 2009 11:42 AM
HOLLY crap ... now that's officially crazy... :-) i would love to make that guy just work his ass off inside that vending machine all day... must get really hot in there... melts the Kit Kat bars :-)
Amer.