Feb 13 2009See, This Is Why You're Fat
I'm serious, lay off the Turbaconucken. But it's just so good! *chewing* Hit the jump to see a bunch more delectable treats from thisiswhyyourefat.com that will stop your heart before you can say NOM NO
Thanks to Derek, Jerica, Shannon, leftRightleft, doogleduck, Katy and Joe, who know deliciousness when they see it.
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Reader Comments
1. estaben - February 13, 2009 4:12 PM
FIRST
2. huge girl - February 13, 2009 4:12 PM
45th
3. Top Ten Guy - February 13, 2009 4:13 PM
Wohoo!
Top 5!!
4. O No - February 13, 2009 4:14 PM
So wrong, yet so right. Yum!
5. Omnomnom69 - February 13, 2009 4:15 PM
hd
6. foolio - February 13, 2009 4:16 PM
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7. foolio - February 13, 2009 4:17 PM
well said foolio
FOOLIO WOOP WOOOOOP
8. foolio - February 13, 2009 4:18 PM
FFFOOOOOOOLLLIOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
9. Soopa-fly - February 13, 2009 4:20 PM
I'd eat the gravy covered pizza and the bacon grilled cheese sandwitch. The rest looks gross.....
10. gizmoduck - February 13, 2009 4:20 PM
STOP
THROW UP TIME
11. Danomite - February 13, 2009 4:23 PM
Jesus H. Christ! Is...is that corndog pizza?
12. catch22 - February 13, 2009 4:23 PM
im partial to making burgers using breakfast sausage instead of hamburger, topped with gouda, pepperjack, cranberry mustard, chili sauce and peach salsa
13. Derek - February 13, 2009 4:28 PM
sweet, i got some props!
14. Jake - February 13, 2009 4:30 PM
The #1 pic is
"Turbaconucken:
A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey, all wrapped in bacon."
WTF. How does it all fit?
15. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 13, 2009 4:30 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
*HORF* I gained 20lbs just looking at these.
16. Al Dracone - February 13, 2009 4:30 PM
I eat that shit ALL the time and I'm still skinny. What am I doing wrong?
17. Elmo - February 13, 2009 4:31 PM
OREOOOOOOS!
but wait......
what dumbass would make a pizza with corndogs without taking the stick out?
18. Leon - February 13, 2009 4:42 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA im hungry! 18TH
19. foolio - February 13, 2009 4:45 PM
FFOOOOOOOOOOLLIO mofo's
PHOOOLY-O YEAH
foolio foolio foolioooo
take that eating nom nom touch
*wait...wait. Wait wait....wait...SUDDENLY!
20. Derek - February 13, 2009 4:46 PM
one of my favorites on that site is the Tombstone Pizza Vending Machine....just odd.
21. proteon - February 13, 2009 4:47 PM
i'm not fat.
You're fat.
I'm just an asshole.
22. foolio - February 13, 2009 4:49 PM
fat fat foolio
23. Dave - February 13, 2009 5:04 PM
That first image is just plan disgusting.
24. Tricky Ricky - February 13, 2009 5:12 PM
I like the Oreo with 36 layers of stuffing, in a normal sized package, that would be 3 cookies per pack..
25. Pew³ - February 13, 2009 5:19 PM
This is NOT what I want to come back to after lunch....HORF.
26. darc - February 13, 2009 5:23 PM
the corndog pizza looks pretty good, it'd be better without the sticks though...
and at first i thought that was chocolate sauce on the pizza instead of gravy.
27. che-che - February 13, 2009 5:25 PM
the top one looks like a headsucker from half life games.
28. Oliver - February 13, 2009 5:35 PM
They should definitly add those bacon things you posted weeks ago.. Those are waaaay worse than anything they have
29. Daisy - February 13, 2009 5:37 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where Max is fighting a bunch of little evil Max's. Eh eventually swallows them, and tries to kill them by drinking boiling water. He then splits into a good and a bad max,, who he eventually fights chops up and burries alive.
30. andy - February 13, 2009 5:43 PM
The Germans love to binge eat, too!
http://www.derwaldgeist.de
31. naas - February 13, 2009 5:47 PM
Awesome turbaconucken! Damn that grilled cheese & bacon towerstack looks delicious too, dinner's just been decided.
The corndog pizza doesn't look too great & the oreo stuffing burj is just a waste of good cookies.
32. Alex - February 13, 2009 5:51 PM
Looks like an head crab from half life 2
33. Moose Knuckle - February 13, 2009 5:56 PM
Now i want salad...
Or maybe just a shot of wheat grass
34. gizmoduck - February 13, 2009 6:02 PM
@33
yea?
if you want to be sober and throw up
35. josh - February 13, 2009 6:09 PM
I thought the first one was a headcrab -.-
36. stimps - February 13, 2009 6:31 PM
bacon doughnut, corn dog pizza, disproportionate Oreo - No
37. Moose Knuckle - February 13, 2009 6:50 PM
Soooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Cosmo says you're fat But I ain't down wit dat 'Cause yer waist is small and yer curves are kickin' And i'm thinkin' 'baout stickin'
38. Moose Knuckle - February 13, 2009 6:51 PM
Baoaooauoauouaoutt!
39. Spider - February 13, 2009 7:07 PM
Me and my Mexican family eat hotdogs wrapped in bacon, yummy!
40. Pew³ - February 13, 2009 7:22 PM
Is this it for the day? I'm not done yet. I'm here for another hour and eight minutes. Pleeeeease!!!! One more post.
41. M - February 13, 2009 7:28 PM
thanks to you Daisy, I watched Never Back Down. why do you always talk about Max? jake is soo dreamy..
42. Gavern - February 13, 2009 8:20 PM
the first one looks like two head crabs making out
43. NYC Food Guy.com - February 13, 2009 8:27 PM
That's my TURBACONDUCKEN up there. My pride and joy. Ha.
If you want to actually see the recipe, check it out at NYCFoodGuy.com
or copy this link into your address bar:
http://nycfoodguy.com/2008/11/27/nyc-food-guy-says-happy-thanksgiving-eat-turbaconducken/
My site's all about delicious food in NYC so if that's something you're interested in, come check it out!
Thanks
Lawrence
NYCFoodGuy.com
44. Watch - February 13, 2009 8:40 PM
disgusting
45. mahalohalo - February 13, 2009 9:07 PM
jesus, geekologie writer,
46. mahalohalo - February 13, 2009 9:08 PM
jesus, geekologie writer, QUIT LEECHING OFF OF NOTCOT!
47. ExZ - February 13, 2009 11:02 PM
The first one looks like a cooked headcrab
48. Gordon Freeman - February 14, 2009 12:04 AM
1st Picture...Disemboweled Head Crab? They shouldn't be on earth yet...It's Google's fault...
49. I hate daisy - February 14, 2009 1:32 AM
Get cancer Daisy...stupid whore.
50. tn11 - February 14, 2009 1:45 AM
nomnomnomnomNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMnomnomnomNOMNOMNOMNOM
NOMnomnomnomnomNOMNOMNOM!!!!NOM!NOM!NOM!NOM! *ghgCOUGHghg*
51. tn11 - February 14, 2009 1:46 AM
*beeb* *beeb* *beeb* *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB*
52. fgtr - February 14, 2009 2:56 AM
This why I'm fat, this is why I'm fat, this is why this is why this is why I'm fat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE_BpQ4VEI0
53. SDF - February 14, 2009 3:55 AM
The first thing kinda in some not too accurate way looks like a grilled baconius predator head.
54. makemeloveFoolio - February 14, 2009 4:23 AM
FOOLIO COME BACK IM WANTING TO SEE YOU AGAIN,ME BIG FAN OF FOOLIO
55. Rosalie - February 14, 2009 5:32 AM
I'm overweight because it runs in my family. Not because I eat this shit!
56. K4ot1K - February 14, 2009 7:12 AM
I had a heart attack just looking at the pics!!!!!
57. mel.dizz - February 14, 2009 8:59 AM
wow. the oreo thingy is my favorite.
58. Panther - February 14, 2009 9:57 AM
Nom-licious.. bacon + anything = good.
59. eric - February 14, 2009 10:09 AM
Greatest Geekologie post eva
60. naas - February 14, 2009 10:46 AM
The bacon wellington looks very tasty but needs to be taken up a level, rightly so by wrapping it with another bacon weave, covering it with deep fried mayonnaise & introducing a few sticks of butter in the center of the heart attach explosion.
61. QuGeedorah - February 14, 2009 1:58 PM
'before you can say NOM NO' made me laugh, great one!
62. lol - February 14, 2009 2:53 PM
LAST!
63. Harry Jones - February 14, 2009 5:32 PM
Even bacon can make headcrabs look tasty.
64. Find Tax Software - February 14, 2009 5:49 PM
There is virtually nothing can't improve... http://www.browniepointsblog.com/2008/01/20/homemade-bacon-vodka/
65. Confused Geek - February 14, 2009 8:27 PM
OOORRRRREEEEEOOOOOOSSSSSSSS . . . . . . . . . . meat . . . . . . food . . . . I need heap big pile of cookies now
66. pnk - February 14, 2009 9:21 PM
urgh, i think i just puked in my mouth a little...
67. lawrence - February 14, 2009 11:47 PM
God! I never eat these stuff. I am always in good shape, You can check many photos of me at a celeb site named Billionairepal.com. Let me tell you how to keep your body just like me!
68. leftRIGHTLeft - February 15, 2009 12:35 AM
time out, 5th picture down... is that a beef log hot pocket style? touche.
69. naas - February 15, 2009 12:14 PM
@64 wow that is something, bacon vodka mMMmmmm. ty for sharing that!
70. naas - February 15, 2009 12:15 PM
..forgot to mention the 3rd one down looks like a human leg without the bone.
71. Defiance - February 15, 2009 5:32 PM
That looks disgusting LOL
72. che-che - February 16, 2009 10:39 AM
HEADCRAB!!!!
had to say it once more.
73. Freddy K - February 16, 2009 1:14 PM
#18 that is EXACTLY what I thought.
74. poopFATTY - February 17, 2009 12:21 AM
As a liason to the FATTY2009 club, I'd like to say WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN!!!
We love it. We support this shit. We love the corn dog pizza the best.
www.fatty2009club.org
75. jumpin_j - February 17, 2009 10:14 AM
Needs more bacon.
76. deearebee - February 23, 2009 2:55 PM
you say fat, i say hungry. no but seriously, god damn.
77. Esuld - July 17, 2009 12:25 AM
#1 Pic Is A Headcrab!!!!11
78. Obliterator - September 4, 2009 12:09 AM
Wow that's why everyone wants to live in usa
79. Ugg Sandals Gypsy - September 11, 2009 8:34 AM
I have never purchased on line before except books and I have to say that the experience was very easy. Except for the shipping which I could not figure out how to do cheaper it was an excellent experience.
80. Triangle Man - September 22, 2009 11:15 AM
OMNOMNOM.
I'd be on that corndog pizza before you can say nom. :U