See, This Is Why You're Fat

I'm serious, lay off the Turbaconucken. But it's just so good! *chewing* Hit the jump to see a bunch more delectable treats from thisiswhyyourefat.com that will stop your heart before you can say NOM NO

This Is Why You're Fat

Thanks to Derek, Jerica, Shannon, leftRightleft, doogleduck, Katy and Joe, who know deliciousness when they see it.

• Pfft, Hearts Are Overrated Anyways

  December 11, 2008 / Comments

  If God wasn't too busy spiting me every morning, he'd eat this shit for breakfast. Hit the jump for a picture of the finished product.... / Continue →
• Bacon And Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger

  March 1, 2009 / Comments

  The Bacon and Cheese Stuffed Pizza Burger consists of the following: two sausage and pepperoni pizzas (serving as the bun), a 5-pound hamburger patty, two pounds of bacon, and two pounds cheese (plus an onion and two bulbs of garlic). And I think ... / Continue →
• Geekologie Reader's Bacon Beerito Recipe

  February 6, 2009 / Comments

  Loyal Geekologie Reader Sheniferous decided to share his Beer Burrito with me. And, since caring means sharing, I decided to pass along the coronary infarction to you. No need to thank me folks, just dig in. We start off with the secret fillin... / Continue →