Feb 22 2009Roll One Up, America: Obama Sushi Rolls

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Blah First

1st!!!!!!!! cool

or second and third. I wonder what change taste like.

OMG Guido... U are the biggest FAIL on the surface of the planet

that's insane.. hahaha
i assume that the car is supposed to be the awesome"tank" ... :P

why the hell is everyone (including outside of america) obsessed with obama? what if he's a horrible president? and why do outside contries care whos president in our country? we dont care about ohter countries leaders...why should they?

though i do think it's cool that he could do that

GAWD DAMMMMIT, another retarded example of obamafication. This is almost as fukcinGHEY as the firstards that've been posting all damn day.

DIE FIRSTARDED DIE and take this gheyass sushi with you!!!

@7. because america interferes with other nations.

but also because its our first black president which is a big deal to other nations.

apparently a lot of people started liking us after it.

not liking, just willing to hate less

Because everyone in the world knows Democrats are big pussies who will kiss anyones asss and do whatever anyone wants to make them popular (think Paris Hilton and her boyfriends). We all know who it is who is really getting fukced in the end. The world doesn't give a shyt that he's black. They just care that they will now be able to push him and the US around. Lead on pussy. Lead on.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and Baja were driving ahead of a tractor trailer in an attempt to take the heat off of it and its illegal cargo.

LMAO @ "shut up Monica"....priceless GW, priceless....

I think i'll pass, thanks >.>

nice zing ando. I like the use of all caps. You really got me good. How will I sleep at night

I do have to say that it prob. wont taste very good. If you have to make sushi look like somthing else. Everytime I have sushi that looks like something else it sucks.

CALLING MCGLOIN TO THIS POST

MCGLOIN TO THIS POST

WE HAVE A CODE 217, POTENTIAL OBAMA RACIST JOKE TIME

I personally like how they had to make the ears separate rolls. >.>

daisy. SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!! that joke is so old and lame i cant believe you are still doing it omg get a LIFE SHUT UP SHUT UP I HATE YOU! no one cares about your stupid joke and NO ONE thinks its funny. STOP.

Not True Daisy!!! I LOVE YOU! I want to never back down with you!

@ 20 I believe you are missing Daisy's joke. *L*

Why the American flag only have 11 strips?

They forgot his big ears...

Nvm, didn't see the rest of the pics...

Where can I get one down in Mobile, AL? Any suggestions? That's amazing!

this is mad ghey!...... why is everyone so obsessed with obama? and why is his ugly wife on the cover of all the fashion magazines? I thought they didn't let ugly people be on the cover of magazines............. Maybe they are trying to apeal to klingons???

That is pretty freaking awesome!

Although I don't , this gives more reason to believe 12/12/12 12:12 will be some kind of bad event

Like the model, there's something fishy about the roll...

I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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What is with the Obama obsession? He hasn't even done anything yet, except waste a few hundred billion dollars of future taxpayer money. Oh, also, forced our larger banks to accept a federal loan (against their will), charged an immidiately due high interest rate, then attempted to bully them into nationalizing their banks to let the FED run them... Anyone else see something wrong with this? Meanwhile, please, ignore the slow mindless take over of your lives and have some Obamashi

The bad thing about these, you buy them but poor people get to eat them.

yes . . . first !!!!!!q1!!qq111

@13... Daisy! That is so funny! Love those. Reminds me just of those others that are just too funny also. That same exact joke never gets tired. Good job phoning it in. Again!

This is obamination (formerly known as abomination) , that Osama geezer who recently won the election is getting everywhere, soon there will be Osama undies!!! I hate Osama bin Laden, America's new president. And that pale complexion on his skin is white make up powder, otherwise he would look alot darker lol!

Oh, and this is just like in Never Back Down where... let's see, where...
ALABAMA RULES, JUSTIN WON MAJIDE!

No one has nommed at this? Well then. Nom.
Nom, I say!

Kyle, they care because internationally it's kind of a big deal who the leaders of other countries are. And really, it should be for you too lil one. You don't care who runs China or North Korea? When China owns so much of us? It's best to know your landlord.
And the sushi is kind of gross, but whatev... I ate a Barbie Doll cake when I was 6, I suppose it's the same sort of cannibal Epicureanism.

Wow that must have taken a lot of work and planning to do the obama face.

..dang it...now i feel like eating sushi...

....and obama (yeah kids, you know what i'm talkin' bout).

I assumed Geekologie was for fun, intelligent readers. After reading these comments, I might have to switch back to Gizmodo.

@ 40 - But spending my tax money like a 13 year old with a credit card is fun.. right?

@40 Seriously, suddenly I feel like I'm in the backwoods. Is that dueling banjos I hear in the distance?

@ 16, I don't know how u'll sleep at night, but i know how i'll sleep at night... with ur mum.

Ginormagantuan ( or shoud that be orangutuan),

Have you looked in the mirror lately? I really think you should before you judge someone else!!!

dude very cool

Not cool at all. It's not enough the America runs around kissing his ass, but not we have Asians making SUSHI dedicated to the man.

Obsess much?

Wow, I can't type today, but you know what I meant.

Daisy's joke for President 2012!!!

The reason people who aren't from America care about your new Pres?
maybe cuz you finally did something right for a change?

@7 + @27

OK well..... Im a white cracka from australia.... why i like obama and why im obsessed with him you ask?? maybe because he's just awesome to some people.... not just cause hes black.... i dunno why u would find it awesome for just being black but thats besides my point...... my point is people just like what is unique, for instance hes a black president..... but thats not what i admire him for... he's smart, giving, loyal (so far from what i know) and actually pretty funny (i saw him on letterman a couple of times).

so yea.... just because you dont like someone (you racist MFs) it doesnt mean u have to ruin it for the rest of the people..... and btw 27..... she might be ugly but obama finds the beauty in her so other people (like me) dont really care what ur thinkin about whos ugly and what not. people usually use the ugly insult online because theyre hiding the truth of themselves.... (Horrible Trekky reference btw.... wasnt even funny)

Nuff said!!!

~NinjaMuffin

Maybe most people like Obama because he is intelligent?
And only maybe, most people hate him because he is intelligent and stupid people are scared of smart ones.

FIRST!

Way to pull out the racist jokes. Obama hasn't been in office for his whole 100 days and you're already criticizing? You're just as bad an Limbaugh who hopes America will fail. I supported your shitty decision to vote Bush in...until he started ruining our country, how about you give our President the same respect. And you know what? If he screws up too we can vote him out. Democracy is beautiful, isn't it? It took a long time to get out of the Depression of '29 so how about you shut your mouth for at least a year and see where it goes.

P.S. why does everyone think because we're happy Obama won that we're obsessed? I wasn't sure who I was going to vote for until McCain showed his true colors and picked that psycho Palin. Don't generalize about things you have no idea about.

<3 the sushi chef. The man is a wizard.

@53 You sir, have no idea, what your talking about. Its my right to criticize. We are not in a depression, its recession. You listent to the words of the choosen one to closely. The housing market is taking care of itself without stimulation. Lay off's happen when small companys (like the one I work for) have to continue to pay the taxes put in place to support the homless guy sitting out front recieving welfare (socialism), I took a drug test to earn my right to pay taxes on my income, why doesn't anyone have to, to recieve all this help from programs like welfare? I won't have a choice like he says (to keep my old healthcare), when my employer drops it completely & tells me to look to the messiah for help. Obsessed..... There was a SCHOOL considering renaming itself, with his name, before the inauguration!!! How many people do you see walking around in a t-shirt with a photoshoped picture of another president OTHER than Obama? When you flip through the channels & see a guy speed talking about "The Obama coin, get yours now", you dont see obsession? Why does a persons skin color change the tune? Bush dealt with 911. You wear those shoes once & then dodge a set. Forget Hannity & Rush. This is MY opinion.
INDEPENDENT VOTER

lol, it's just a sushi roll people.

haha!!

fish man is god!

but just for some of the people wandering why people in other countries care about who is president of the united states -

its because america's decisions (intentional or not) often end up affecting the world.

take the war on terrorism for example: bush piles troops in guns blazing, idiots like blair follow shortly after.

OMG ITS NOT just A SUSHI ROLL IT IS TEH MESSIAH MAKI

@55 - How is the housing market taking care of itself? Every day I turn on the news they tell me there are more foreclosures, people killing themselves and their family because they can't afford a place to live. About the coins you speak of, they do that for every major event in U.S. history. They did it for the towers too. Does that mean we're obsessed with the towers?? Layoff's happen when small businesses still have to pay the high taxes? Yes, that's true, but those taxes were in place prior to November 2008, so why blame the current administration? and Bush HAD to deal with 9/11...I hear people say that no attacks have happened since then because of his administration, but um, it happened on his watch in the first place.

Aside from all the political rant...creative sushi = awesome.

Fail=59

Obama sushi. OMG I love it.

I can just see Rush now sitting in Indonesia popping Viagra with a little boy in his arms and dipping Obama sushi heads into a bowl of soy sauce.

@7

Cuz he will let all the illegals in and make em citizens easy.

Ok, to all the people wondering why other countires care, you're idiots.
In Aus we're just happy Bush is gone.
We had a party.
And Obama isn't some boring old man.
We prefer the leader of the free world to be interesting.
And we don't want someone to go start another freakin war and drag us in.
Believe it or not, we d that.
We would like it if it stopped, but miracles aren't as common anymore.
Oh, and its an insult to call someone american. Sorry. Not my idea.
But now Obama's president we kind of like you.
Although making sushi of your president and eating it is just weird.

Oh, and just what we think of the towers,
WHO THE HELL DIDN"T GUESS THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?
The guys who learnt how to fly actually said that they didn't want to learn to land.
No one thought this was weird?
People in the CIA or what ever had posted warnings that something like that was likely.
Did anyone listen? Noooooo.
And there were children on the top. The top, where a helicopter could fly over and lower people on harnesses down to grab a kid, and be raised back up to the copter.

Thats all folks!

@55 freedom of speech does say you have a right to criticize

that aside: depression or recession, basically the same thing..they called it a depression then because the word recession would have caused panic, and then it became The Great Depression and now it's less taboo to say recession..who effing cares what we call it? we are in it deep

the housing market is only slowly building back up because it is a Buyer's Market and all those poor folks who couldn't land a mortgage before without fixed APRs now can..wow

Yes, welfare needs reform, but we all agree to that...those companies would pay the same taxes nearly regardless of what it's being spent on..budgets are determined on what has been collected and then the money is divided up..what is bringing companies down is paying for individualized health care..have you never heard a representative speak about how much of a relief it would be if that shit was socialized and they didn't have to pay for it per employee..that's why single mothers end up working multiple jobs just short of the hours required for full-time (cheap employers who do not want to insure them)

and obviously you don't know shit, cause the new healthcare plan hasn't been fully developed yet, so there's no need to panic about those poor insurance companies that are making a killing off you when you're healthy and denying you coverage when you're not

I agree the obama image and name is getting thrown around a little too much..a pop phenom..fashion fitted tees with his image and what-not, but at least we can be proud now..it's not because he is black, ignoramus..it's because he is cool to these people, and talks like he isn't some sort of retard..i personally like him because he seems like he might actually give a damn, about accountability (transparency) and the good of the people of this world (not just this nation)..
BTW..i have seen a bush shirt before..it was on tshirthell.com..has bush holding up the peace sign and the words "I Bet You'll Vote Next Time, Hippie"..i liked it..i almost bought it..and i can't see myself wearing one of these poser Obama shirts

and that whole 9/11 bull..just like effing giuliani with that nonsense...yeah, he dealt with it (like an idiot would have)..and you never know the inside workings of any of this shit from our vantage point..wasn't it so convenient with haliburton and bush's need to continue daddy's middle-eastern agenda..don't give that bozo and his evil sidekick more credit than they are due

that's my opinion
INDEPENDENT VOTER

I can't believe someone actually stated, "why do other countries care about our leaders, we don't care about theirs." I paraphrased, as their comment was riddled with misspellings.

And I'd have to say that people who actually care about the FUTURE or the STATE OF THE WORLD care about our presidential choices as well as the decisions of other global leaders, which impacts the globe. Get out more, go abroad, read a newspaper, become an informed citizen for God's sake! People not sequestered in the USA realize that it's important to be up on global politics. Come on.

Obama is amazing. He is the only man in America who could possibly make the Carter years look good.

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From a culinary perspective this guy has some talent. How it taste is still up for question. How the hell any small business owner could be happy that Obama is President confuses me to no end.

This has to be one of the gayest things I have ever seen. I mean O BamaO's were enough but this is just ridiculous,

me and my husband make sushi (he owns sushi bars), and I have to say that its easier than it looks, I could make them easier than making a cake. I have to agree though that it is alittle obsessive at some times, everytime I go shopping I see framed pictures, coins, special newpapers, keychains, badges, decorative plates, etc. of him, and I'm sure this didn't happen with another presidant. I belive people are happy becuase they really want good change and all, but I think its blown up becuase he's black, which to me, is in itself racist.

@ 65 - Depression & Recession are seperated by a few major difference, the speed at which they occur ie. their severity & length. You're almost as bad as PeBO when it comes to babbling & coming to a conclusion or making a point or saying what you mean. So we agree then? Paying the same taxes for a bussiness & seeing the money used wisely is different then SOCIALISM. Need I say more? Reform Welfare by drug testing applicants, pass a drug test & get your help. Nationalized healthcare will be like social security, need I say more? I would love to wait in line for free service's that are provided directly when I pay for it, who wouldn't (FYI thats sarcasm)? Fully developed or not, it will not work. Ever talk to a Canadian about there health care? Personally? & how much "duty" they pay on everything? They're worse tax evasionist then the dems in D.C. The statement about color was a "WTF" comment. Color does not (should not) matter in this country. Would this be of the same feel if it were an Asian president? No. The market is a market because its a market, what goes up must come down & what goes down will come back up, thats why its a market, buy, sell, buy, sell. Mights & almosts & close doeosn't count except for horseshoes & hand grenades.

Mimi, learn to spell president.

This is amazing culinary art! Move over Ace of Cakes... Mulva you are an incredible artist! You are skillful and masterful in the kitchen. Thank you for inspiring me to think of taking sushi to the next level. I discovered this link b/c I was rolling my own simple sushi and just having issues with not getting it tight enough to slice.

If anyone knows how this can link to my facebook page let me know...

Hey all you knuckleheads that wanna critique, don't worry about WHAT the pic is this sushi master could put your head on his platter...
---glorijean

Look all this appreciation for a president who hasn't done a thing. Jobs are still being lost, gas prices are still high, and if you live in cities like mine, you're still suffering from cutbacks. I'll praise this man when my family regain their jobs back. Until then, this man is nothing special to me. He hasn't done ANYTHING for this country that needs to be done, and how can he? He was pretty much just elected into office!

And don't give me that "HE GAVE US HOPE" nonsense.

If you believe that this man has given you hope with his supposedly "inspirational speeches", then something is wrong with your life, and I'd suggest changing something.

I hope Obama brings this country to hell, and I hope the ones intelligent enough will realize this beforehand and leave for Canada.

Moronic, mindless sheep, the lot of you.

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