Feb 17 2009I Can And Will Shoot: Terminator Salvation Toys Make You Look Like A Killer Robot
Want to look like a Terminator? Well I shoot to kill, just sayin'. Apparently this Terminator Salvation toy features a fist that shoots off to hurt your enemies. It costs $74. Which is pretty steep considering you're going to lose the fist, rendering your Terminator arm stupid. Hit the jump for two more toys, a voice-changing Terminator helmet ($74) that has red glowing eyes, and some pieces of plastic that look like metal that you strap to your face ($21). Note: Wearing either of which will get you BB'ed in the neck if you walk by my house at night. Jesus, whatever happened to kids playing with good old fashioned toys? Like matches.
Hit it for the other two.
Wearable Terminator Salvation Toys [slashfilm]
Thanks to Cosmic Rocket Man, who blasted off and never came back. We miss you, Cosmic.
Reader Comments
1. Chase - February 17, 2009 4:37 PM
First bitch!
2. zakree - February 17, 2009 4:38 PM
First? - and who cares
3. 3rd! - February 17, 2009 4:39 PM
3rd!!!!!!!!!
4. Beastman AIDS - February 17, 2009 4:40 PM
hahaha - the promo shots for the people wearing the helmet are wack! And very poorly photoshopped. And I mean actually photoshopped - not Daisy photoshopped.
5. koOPa - February 17, 2009 4:42 PM
Sweet!
6. $.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q - February 17, 2009 4:46 PM
I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
Erm- I was trying to find a way to make this cool, if only in my head. It's not.
7. naas - February 17, 2009 4:54 PM
meh
8. Ben - February 17, 2009 5:22 PM
At the risk of sounding like an uberdork, that hand with the launching fist looks like a remodeled version of the toy fist from Eon Kid.
9. Moose Knuckle - February 17, 2009 5:23 PM
Lethal cyborg japanese school girls bent on genocide are HAWT!!!!
10. Pew³ - February 17, 2009 6:03 PM
That doesn't look like the regular Terminator skull, that looks more like "baby with five head and tiny teeth" terminator. Which totally isn't scary.
Moose Knuckle behind the wheel of a car, esspecially at night or after a big meal, now that's scary!
11. gizmoduck - February 17, 2009 6:12 PM
falcon punch!
12. Pew³ - February 17, 2009 6:14 PM
12. You like those GI Joe PSA's right?
My god that smelled good!
13. Moose Knuckle - February 17, 2009 6:17 PM
@ Alas, 'tis true for I am stricken with the condition known as Necrophilia.
...or is that Narcolepsy?
Noooo, its Necropediphilia, that's it!
14. Moose Knuckle - February 17, 2009 6:19 PM
that was @11
I fell asleep at the keyboard again...
15. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 17, 2009 6:36 PM
Sweet! They've been reading my posts! If I lose an arm in Iraq this summer, I'm getting this! Wait, I'm getting this regardless, I can wear it in combat and Pew Pew the Tangos! They'd shit bricks if they saw we were arming up Terminator style!
16. Pew³ - February 17, 2009 6:46 PM
mimimimimimimimimimi
brprprprp
17. Daisy - February 17, 2009 7:34 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like the scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max gets a call from the president and has to hang up on a call from his mother who doesn't believe him. Later the president call's Max's mother and she calls him an idiot and yells at him because she dsoesn't believe he's the president.
18. Billy - February 17, 2009 11:29 PM
@8 The fist also looks like a power fist from Fallout 3
19. whoever - February 18, 2009 12:44 AM
@ 20 thats exactly what i was going to say. i actually thought that's what it was until i read something about terminator. here i thought i may be able to buy a plasma rifle
20. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 18, 2009 1:57 AM
That helmet looks like it needs bunny ears.
That's some Donny Darko shit right there....
21. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 18, 2009 1:58 AM
*sorry Donnie Darko
22. Kup - February 18, 2009 12:50 PM
does it come with accessories like the 'Linda Hamilton High Fashion Nips" - (a.k.a.: candy corn smuggling accessory kit)?
23. GN522 - May 26, 2009 10:51 AM
Weird
The T-600 skull looks like have a mumps.