Feb 4 2009Pizza Pro 3000: Finally, A Manlier Pizza Cutter
The Pizza Pro 3000 by Fred is a pizza cutter designed to look like a circular saw. That way, you can feel like a real toughass instead of a guy who just baked a frozen pizza for his Friday night Friends marathon. That Chandler, what a nut.
Pizza Pro 3000 Circular Saw [nerdapproved]
Thanks to Michael, who cuts his pizza the way God intended: with Paul Bunyon's axe.
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Reader Comments
1. yep yep - February 4, 2009 1:58 PM
I am first.
2. LSDiesel - February 4, 2009 1:59 PM
Also works great in a pinch for those Do-it-yourself circumcisions!
3. Daisy - February 4, 2009 2:00 PM
good stuff... I think it's fake.
4. Dr. Death - February 4, 2009 2:03 PM
I want one
5. Spikey DaPikey - February 4, 2009 2:07 PM
Wonder if i can fit a motor to it ????
6. E of R - February 4, 2009 2:09 PM
Jesus would use it!
7. Vince Lombardi - February 4, 2009 2:10 PM
Real men cut their pizzas with a machete!
8. Pew³ - February 4, 2009 2:11 PM
It took Linda. Then it came after me, it got into my hand and it went bad, so I lopped it off at the wrist.
9. BOOSH! - February 4, 2009 2:21 PM
Table saw... not the same as Chainsaw.
10. OJ's Mom - February 4, 2009 2:23 PM
'But Wait!' you yell, trying to balance your Wii and Diet coke while typing, "Isn't there an even more gay way to cut pizza?"
Yes, my home-bound little virgin friend, there is. Click this to see the gayest pizza-delivery device ever invented.
http://www.thegreenhead.com/2008/07/pizza-pro-pizza-shears-wedge-shaped-spatula.php
11. Moose Knuckle - February 4, 2009 2:23 PM
A functional lightsaber pizza cutter would be nice
12. OJ's Mom - February 4, 2009 2:23 PM
Holy Carp! This one is hella-fied gangstah!!!
http://www.thegreenhead.com/2008/12/equalizer-multi-blade-rocker-pizza-cutter.php
13. naas - February 4, 2009 2:23 PM
Army of darkness was just on too, what a great movie!
+1 for the Bruce Campbell quote
14. Tricky Ricky - February 4, 2009 2:25 PM
Made by Fred? why not Binford Tools...power it and have Tim Allen sign it... sell it for $50...
15. Moose Knuckle - February 4, 2009 2:29 PM
@8 Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
16. Ollie Williams - February 4, 2009 2:43 PM
C0CKSUCKER
17. Stormy - February 4, 2009 2:44 PM
Using a real saw would be a lot more satisfying then a wimpy little fake one.
18. Angel Mass - February 4, 2009 2:46 PM
Ironically, it looks kinda like an Iron too
19. Pew³ - February 4, 2009 2:49 PM
Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.
20. Watch - February 4, 2009 3:01 PM
this would be good for when you have friends over for a football game and you have a bunch of pizzas.
21. naas - February 4, 2009 3:27 PM
@20 It would also be good for cutting out your eyeballs along with your friends' eyeballs and playing 9 ball with them during a football game, with a bunch of pizzas.
22. TE - February 4, 2009 4:26 PM
But a normal pizza cutter can double as a spatula for serving the pizza. This has less utility. That, and with a regular pizza cutter you can pretend to be a ninja, which has to be more fun than pretending you're Bob the Builder.
23. Barrack Obama - February 4, 2009 5:04 PM
WTF!?!?! I could of sworn I made this!!! I HOPE this isn't real... IT'S TIME FOR CHANGE
FAIL!
24. Bigguy707 - February 4, 2009 5:34 PM
My pen}s just grew another inch looking at it.
25. formerly SPELLINGNAZI© - February 4, 2009 5:41 PM
Does the blade stop kick in if you hit an anchovy?
26. bust it - February 4, 2009 5:50 PM
"honey you never cook..."
-"ha...oh dear, that's woman's work!"
"touche. but what if this pizza cutter were actually a circular saw!?..."
-"aw, yeah. *vrooooooom* (the sound of cutting pizza, obviously)"
"mm...slices in the shape of trapazoids are always...fun...thanks dear"
-"mmm sausage! wait, nope, THAT'S where my finger tip went!"
27. Tennist0 - February 4, 2009 7:25 PM
yes!! this is what i need to cut my wrists also!!! just what i was looking for, a manly way to go
28. Abinesh - February 4, 2009 9:46 PM
Trust me, I ve usued knies and they usually leave a mess. The circular saw is one of the best. We have the best deal in my site on these. So hurry up and get yourself one at the best price !
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29. Watch - February 4, 2009 9:58 PM
21. naas - February 4, 2009 3:27 PM
@20 It would also be good for cutting out your eyeballs along with your friends' eyeballs and playing 9 ball with them during a football game, with a bunch of pizzas.
shut up
30. Daisy - February 4, 2009 11:58 PM
FAKE!!!!
This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.
This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max has a job delivering pizzas and stands around while the store owner who treats everyone badly is thought to be a racist and gets his store burnt down.
31. Watch - February 5, 2009 12:15 PM
DAISY!! SHUT UP!!!
NEVER BACK DOWN IS NOT A REAL MOVIE!!!
NBD is exactly like dividing by zero
32. Absinth - February 10, 2009 1:22 PM
notice there's a discreet smiley on the lower half of the blade in the first picture going "hi, I'd love to cut your pizza"