February 22, 2009

Office Chair Explodes, Sending Shrapnel Into Boy's Rear, Killing Him

Filed Under: butt / butt cheeks / chair / china / deadly / death and destruction / death by office supplies / metal / microsoft / office / ouch / pain / rip / sad / seat / sorry folks -- i had to see it so you did too

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In today's sad story, a 14-year old boy in China allegedly bled to death after the compressed gas canister used to raise and lower his office chair exploded, launching a barrage of shrapnel into his b-hole. Now I hate to start wildly speculating who's at fault here, but it's obviously Microsoft. BCOD, folks.

Hit the jump for a picture of the underside of the chair.

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Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes [gizmodo]

Thanks to Marc, whose exploding office chair sent him to the moon.

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