Office Chair Explodes, Sending Shrapnel Into Boy's Rear, Killing Him
In today's sad story, a 14-year old boy in China allegedly bled to death after the compressed gas canister used to raise and lower his office chair exploded, launching a barrage of shrapnel into his b-hole. Now I hate to start wildly speculating who's at fault here, but it's obviously Microsoft. BCOD, folks.
Hit the jump for a picture of the underside of the chair.
Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes [gizmodo]
Thanks to Marc, whose exploding office chair sent him to the moon.
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