Feb 24 2009Not Impressed: The UK's Hottest Halo Fan

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I must amit I'm a bit deceived... I,m sure that there are wayyy hotter girl playing halo

whats with her feet in the first picture?

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She has flippers for feet. Good lordy!

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I'm with #3

Does this chick wear clown shoes?

if she was asian she would look like my girlfriend.

i'd hit that

@3 & @5 I think she's part mermaid because there's no pictures of someone spraying her with a hose and there's no other explanation for those feet.

While someone will soon argue the dimension of the overall picture being stretched from corner to corner, pointing out the stretched R hand top corner of the TV and that her feet are normal, I say FAKE!!!!

hmmmm im sure there is better.....but she is up there

So we're supposed to believe this chick plays Halo looking at the screen from a 75 degree angle, or with her back to it?

i agree with #12 is that what her room really looks like with the same repeat of posters and everything else.

A real halo fan wouldn't turn away from the game while playing!!!

And from now on she shall be known as "Flipper" Queen of the Clownfish Merpeople. Long live FLIPPER!

NO NO NO Way!!! She's either a hermy or has a penis!!

But I still tickled my pickle to the pics!

yeah damn, she'd whoop Michael Phelps' stoner ass in a heartbeat

No way she is a Halo fan, all that shit she won is on ebay by now, and she is probably calling some nerd a fag for asking her to play halo with him

her feet are huge!
i bank on penis, #16.

Who is obsessed Halo WARS anyways? It's not that special... not impressed.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where max was with his grandfather, in between his tomato plants. Grandfather was peeling an orange, and sharing the slices with him, and made fangs out of the orange peel. Max was chasing him around with the bug sprayer, when Max's grandfather had a heart attack. Who knew bug spray was harmful?

Those pics don't look totally set up or anything...naaaaa

Bet that chick has never played HALO once in her life...looks more like she is trying to sell t-shirts

This is a gimmick.

A few things are wrong here:
1.) "Her" room is staged. It's obvious. True fans tend to have things they made, collectibles, Mountain Dew bottles, etc.
2.) That TV is NOT in the optimal place for game play. Not a mistake a real gamer would make.
3.) I see no Red vs. Blue stuff ANYWHERE.
4.) She's IRONING A CAMI-TOP! WTF?
5.) To all who think there's probably a hotter chick playing Halo - remember, this is ONLY the "Hottest in the UK"... There's a whole world out there.

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Yeah sure, this girl is not that good for you all geekologie readers who are too used to date supermodels and stuff...

come on, you have to admit that big feet, big boobs, and straight teeth are at least a two out of three win!

haha, a semi attractive girl plays a video game and makes the news. could our society possibly give any more attention to the undeserving?

my guess is 99% of the people slagging her here have never even come close to a girl that hot.

Yes, Im sure she runs her own successful company - that's why she sleeps on a futon mattress cut in half on the floor. Good job, photo stagers, way to corroborate your story.

The chicks that play video games in the US are much hotter.

such a thing is wasted in non-webcammed cyberspace... ugmo's need the videogame/internet to be treated as these pretty girls are outside of such an area... for shame pretty girls, you leave cyberspace to the ugly girls who dont get attention otherwise. if you take reality AND cyberspace these poor fugly slags will have nothing.. nothing i tell you

a real halo fan wouldnt have time to iron a shirt from all the halo they would be playing!

why the hell does she have two halo postrers repeated several times? and two of the SAME halo shirts? it really seem shes a halo fan, not an xbox fan. Anyway, im a guy and im hotter then she is!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

such a thing is wasted in non-webcammed cyberspace... ugmo's need the videogame/internet to be treated as these pretty girls are outside of such an area... for shame pretty girls, you leave cyberspace to the ugly girls who dont get attention otherwise. if you take reality AND cyberspace these poor fugly slags will have nothing.. nothing i tell you

opps, she is a halo fan, not xbox :) and also, im not that hot

No, Conti, you are supposed to believe that she was positioned like that for the purposes of photography, you muppet.

37 - I'm thinking you should change you link and torture some people with "Meet Mitch"... But, that's just me. And I'm kind of an asshole.

@29: "Je suis le photographier avec une chaud belle et foutre souvent.
Suce-le!!"
Her feet reminds me of the movie "Save Willy"...or my ex-girlF whose foot got steam rolled, we nicknamed her "BigFoot" and she had a black belt in taekwando...when she walked it made the sound CLICK SLAP CLICK SLAP CLICK SLAP

Those are some big ol' feet. But she's probably 5'9" or so, therefore it makes sense (i.e., look at some supermodels' feet, like Heidi Klum's).

Anyway, yeah, she's hot, yes the room is clearly a set, and there's probably an arguably hotter female Halo fan on Earth...

But who cares. You're reading Geekologie.

The room does seem kinda quickly thrown together. Perhaps we should send someone over to the UK to spend some time with her to validate her new position as hottest fan. I am willing to undergo this task, staying with her day and night, to ensure that she is a fan of Halo.

shes hot. Also daisy shut the fcuk up and stop posting the same stpuid comments over and over.

also its called a camera effect you dumbasses, like using a wide lens or some shit.

I only genuinely believe the third and last pictures: Ironing clothes and working in the kitchen. And the fact that her TV placement is peculiar and she's posing for pictures... well- she is a girl. For a guy I'd call that abnormal, but I think we can cut her a little slack.

You think she uses the xbox controller as a vibrator or has her own??

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This is totally fake, there's no way that a girl that hot is British.

I see she has perfected the "Shit Eating Grin."

You gotta be kidding me. A) she's terrible. B) who puts a repetition of halo posters at odd angles in a newsagent display style in their bedroom. Such a fake-ass setup.

the dot in the "o" looks like its on her nipple

English chcks tend to be downright gruesome, so a butterface with fake knockers quite possibly IS the UK's hottest Halo fan.

#29, I have too come close to girl hotter than that, it was embarrassing and left a mess in my pants.

@50 fukked up nipple then, way off-center

so basically...no, no it doesnt

OMG!! that chic can water ski without the skiis...or snow ski for that matter...if they freeze togther, she can use both as a snowboard...

id hit it

Wow, this seems totally authentic.

I'm a mad keen 360 fan, and Halo 3 is my favourite FPS. That being said, if I went over to her place and it was decorated like this, I'd seriously leg it while she was making a cuppa. It's like she's the Norman Bates of the (alleged) girl gamer world, and the Halo paraphernalia is her taxidermy nightmare.

I did for a while, "$.02 and a pocket full of FAH-Q". I changed to this recently just to keep things fresh.

I'm the real hottest halo fan alive. this chick can suck it

it's just a nice ad from halo wars ...

I'm surprised at the amount of people that think her feet are actually that size and not stretched from the camera lens.
Notice that if she were actually proportioned as she is in the picture she would have feet the same length as her torso and 5ft legs ?
mmmmmm mutanty.

#8 - I call BS - if she was asian she would have 3" feet, & 2ft stocky legs which is pretty much the opposite.

She's the hottest female halo fan....and so they picture her ironing a halo shirt and in the kitchen? I agree with Daisy this time, obviously a photoshop job since she wouldn't have enough time to play seeing as how she's a woman and dinner won't cook its self.

i guess she's pretty cute...but she's just trying SO hard! i think she'd be hotter if she were genuine, am i right? i guess guys dont care huh?

Average at best.

most of you nerds would fall to your knees and thank the heavens that someone like her even looked at you twice
you're kidding yourselves if you think you could get a chick even half as good looking
consign yourselves to spanking the monkey for the rest of your miserable lives

hey FAH-Q! you forgot your usual diatribe!

Wow! A girl playing Halo. Omg no way!?
Its nothing special.
And what even more annoys me is that those pictures are so goddamn set up.

By the look of her room that seems to be her only purpose and/or interest in life....
I smell a set up. (Not by Microsoft necessarily, but by the girl.)

I'm not sure she does frequent the Cross nightclub in Kings Cross, London. It closed down over a year ago.

I smell bull.

Send GW pics of yourself in your room if you think you are hotter than this girl and are a Halo fan so we can get some perspective.

Also, I thought her feet looked big because of the camera lens, but that would have to be a special lense or the tv would look curved. Maybe photochopped? Well her feet look better on the fourth picture.

fugly english, for really cute girls you have to be in scandinavia ;-)

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This is is definitely staged. She doesn't even have a chair. You telling me she sits on the side of her bed and plays from a weird angle? That's not even remotely conducive for 10+ hour Halo sessions.

Well of course you aren't impressed. She's from the UK. You couldn't find a hotter girl there than her. Flipperfeet, retarded haircut, and all.

I am way hotter than her, I didn't even know they were looking for the hottest player :(

If anyone wants to see real Halo HOTness, see me at myspace.com/halohot....

no this makes total sense ... a hot (for the british) girl who loves a game that hasnt come out yet and has a room decorated entirely with 2 posters repeated and bedsheets that dont exist yet, who has mutant feet and the need to iron tank tops for no paticular reason...likes to play halo constanty in the world most ackward setup so she can practise to play halo nights at a bar thats been closed for a year, thank god its not a setup

she is amazzinnnggg but those r sum mighty big feet, I swear its impossible to get a gal who's perrrrfect playing xbox. Beside's she looks abit obsessed with halo, looking at all the poster's. Cant say i would complain if she was nakey.

obviously a marketing bump by xbox for halo wars

but if shes real ill definately get all over that, brace a tear.

im going to kings cross to find her!

bullshit... no woman only has 2 pillows

I have no issue communicating without the use of profanity. Quite frankly, the english language offers much more colorful adjectives. The point being made is simply that in this country, where this blog is hosted, we have freedom of speech. The same freedom of speech that would protect this blogger (GW) in court. I find it rather disingenuous of him to post NSFW content and genitalia jokes, then censor our comments about them.
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@65 - thx

Anyone else realised there's a huge dildo on the radiator of the first original image?

This young lady is clearly American, and is transforming into a werewolf. I see a bad moon rising here.

Halo is for people who suck at CoD

Kay. Anyone that disagrees with this comment is gay.

She's somewhat attractive. She has a nice rack, and a nice ass. Also straight teeth. But her feet are enormous. I'd still hit it.

Also, a true halo fan wouldn't be in the kitchen away from her Xbox.

kbai. <3

Anyone of you faggots would hit that ass so hard.
Don't lie about it, it's probably not "that" big just a weird camera angle

Her feet are huge they are like flippers....

She doesn't have big feet, this is what happens when you use a wide angle lens, it is called distortion.

Them some big feet....

I'd...OH MY GOD!THOSE FEET!
Sorry no witty humour today.

Holy Feet Batman!

dude what's up those feet. god damn man what size shoe does she wear 56' damn!

Her feet in the first pic are like mega weird. WTF?

@79 hey man, i'm looking out for you, ok?

Her brother has a similar room, but instead of Halo its Hello Kitty

HOLY FEET!

I'd hit it

F**k dat who cares about feet?...
she's still Wifey Material...

I'd tap that a$$ anyday!! I wouldn't take her to the sea though. She could flap away like a mermaid and i'd never see her again!

@96

Those of us with foot fetishes. That's who. You can have Flipper. I'll take Ellen Page.

the feet in the first picture are do to the lens of the camera.

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Head, nice. Body, not bad. HOLY SHIT BALLS LOOK AT THOSE GIGANTIC FEET.

I know this girls xbox live name it's 'Wirewraith' apparently she plays on her boyfriends account, chuck norris brad pitt. she can also be contacted on wirewraith@hotmail.com

I know this because i work for her company, and yes she does own it and is very successful. She doesnt have big feet at all, and when i saw this article it completely shocked me.

Hope this helped

her feet are fawkin huge whata fawkin turn off

"This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never BAck Down where max was with his grandfather, in between his tomato plants. Grandfather was peeling an orange, and sharing the slices with him, and made fangs out of the orange peel. Max was chasing him around with the bug sprayer, when Max's grandfather had a heart attack. Who knew bug spray was harmful?"

Never Back Down? WTF?

Hahahahha. That scene is totally from the Godfather.

One girl pops up on the net and instantly no one wants here. Apparently some people still believe "there are no women on the internet"... Unless she's a jail bait for pedophiles then those guys believe any thing. If she actually reads this, I'm glad you enjoy gaming. Hope to see you out there.

Look. It's been a hundred and five posts and no one has had the common sense to realize that this is just a marketing ploy for Halo Wars (street date March 3rd). You're all so dense...

And Angelo hopelessly wants the hook up... and is stupid. Yes, there are lots of girls on the internet, i wouldn't download so much porn if there weren't. So here's to you Angelo, forever and Staff Captain in Halo 3. lol

How many people are in here that is always looking for the bad about people instead of whats good. If she is reading any of what ya'll are saying she's probably ready to jump off a bridge because of her feet.

That girl is hawt for sure, but her feet are GANGLY. Any time u see her feet they are HUGE. You know what they say about girls with huge feet... HUGE FEET DUDE!

you nerds that say "id hit that" or say how shes not that pretty are retarded.

you can tell the image with weird feet was edited or messed up.

your all dumbasses.

and she obviously has a nice body who cares about her face.

Girls game. What's the big effing deal? It's not like there are 10 of us. "Ooh look at this girl gamer!" and "Like, I game, and I'm a girl. I'm so cool." ---- so sickening.

i think she looks good and the reason she not a true halo fan is because its a photoshoot she gonna be taking pics with the cam.

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I think shes hot and dont really care about her feet. just means its easier for her to play with your cock from across the table. I also dont care if she plays halo or not most people dont bitch about half of the crap they see on tv thats wrong. most true hardcore games cant get there dick wet even in the shower. point is shes hot and its a crappy advertisement. i bet is she where in playboy or some crap like that no one would complain about her feet.

me to---I'm surprised at the amount of people that think her feet are actually that size and not stretched from the camera lens.
Notice that if she were actually proportioned as she is in the picture she would have feet the same length as her torso and 5ft legs ?
mmmmmm mutanty.

#8 - I call BS - if she was asian she would have 3" feet, & 2ft stocky legs which is pretty much the opposite

/WOULD NOT TAP.

I know hotter halo fans, this shit is wack and fake to boot.

I bet she sucks both my balls at actually playing the game.

She hasn't got flipper feet. Her feet are adorable, and her legs could choke most of the old farts who've been slammingher. Not her fault if the xbox chaps could do a proper set for their advert. yea, I'd do her.

Not her fault if the xbox chaps could NOT do a proper set for their advert. yea, I'd do her.

THERE IS ALWAYS AN EFFING CATCH

Lmao, i stumbled acros this picture and when i seen those feet... holy! that is not normal thats two of my feet put tpgther holy shit......

If she's Halo's hottest/biggest fan, then why does she only seem to like Halo Wars?

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Damn..... great.... feet (HUH)

the pictures are obviously staged but who wud do a photoshoot at her/his home?

whatever. shes still really cute and probably far more attractive than any of the anonymous misogynist assclowns that have commented on her looks. Cowards.

Well, they've been trying to tell us that ALIENS WALK AMONGST US, JUST CHECK OUT HER FOOT ... OOPS ? Oh yeah, and not all of us Cute Chicks who Play Shooter games have flippers for feet, and walk around acting as total attention...(Cough) you know P F F T ^_^

PS; I knew the Penguin wanted to totally bang Cat Woman, but this definitely has to be part of that BLOOD LINE.
LOL

I just can't shut up about this... This is totally LAME, she is not a Real Halo Fan,
and definitely not a real gamer, please, like a weekend army guy,only these GUNS don't even have any ammo, if you know what I mean, and you guys are right, who has time to IRON when you could be playing video games, wearing COMFORTABLE JEANS designed by yours truly , R O T F L ...
Come on people, if your going to Focus on a Chick who Plays Video games, I'm over here in AMERICA... Somebody buy me a bunch of Gamer Stuff and Comic books to... ------o-----o-------- W00t ... Hey Come on I'm cute to, and I'm definitely way more real than her... PLUS NO FLIPPERS .... WIN / WIN , You wouldn't have to pay me money either, just pay me in Cheeto's and Other awesome stuff we real gamers like, oh and wet naps so I don't get the cheese all over the awesome wireless controller...FOR REAL ROTFL ....
Okay I'm leaving now , well not really =p

why dont people think she's legit. Just cuz some of us are geeks, dorks, gamers etc, doesnt mean we can't be hot

i don't care about halo shes hot

damn, she fine, but yeah. it's bullshit. hardcore gamers don't have nearly so much light in their rooms, the tv positioning's shit, and her room's waaaaay too clean. not to mention that the whole thing looks staged and formulaic. and she smells like ass.

ps. bombshell, haven't you been reading this? it says exactly why we don't think she's legit. have you no eyes with which to prove your intelligence? and believe me, i've known plenty of smokin' hot babes who were the nerdiest dorky geeks this side of the star trek convention.

dude just cover her feet and do her

people don't even pay attention to the feel while you're sexing. if she turns her back on you, you stare at her ass. if she turns around, you stare at her boobs.

Um.... to all of you complaining about her feet or that she may not be a real Halo player... HELLO?!?!?!?!?! She friggin HOT AND HAS A VIRGINA!!!!!!! I know its tough cuz you guys have been playing video games for so long but heres a quick refresher... YOUR penis goes into a girls VAGINA..... and from what I see her vagina looks tasty... So get over the fact she has monster feet or that she may not play Halo... friggin nerds

Well.. looking at all the evidence, I'd say this is about as fake as it gets.

1) Look at those feet. I mean really.. wowzer. She could pull a billy joe sitting down.
2) Look how she holds the controller... Uh.. Really?
3) Imagine the neck cramps from keeping your head turned like that to play...
4) If She's so Hot, Where's her boyfriend/girlfriend? or her fake dog for that matter... Chiefy? Are you serious?
5) Canadian chicks blow this bloke outta the water...
6) Not to mention, Every real gamer hates gaylo wars.. Hello? Command and Conquer template change? bleh.
7) A halo wars t-shirt? Serously? is that bill gates in her closet? I mean I dont know anyone who'd wear said t-shirt, much less iron it...
8)Where's the Moutain Dew/RedBull/AMP logo feces?
9)Those feet, seriously... Photoshop stretch or just freak of nature? Well.. if she's a freak of nature, it'd explain why she likes Halo, Halo Wars, Halo Shirts... because she has to spend so much time hiding those clown shoes she calls feet.

and since everyone likes round numbers...
10) Gamer girls are typically anything other than what this staged performace.. You can always wander over to Gamertagpics.com and see who's hotter and has alot better taste in games.... UK, eh? Lame. Should have made her from Nigera.. with a big sum of money she wants to transfer to you in Microsoft gamer points.... but first, you have to give her your bank account number.

Well.. at least it's nice to see the Microsoft feces spreading over to the UK as well...

Wow, people are really still commenting on this? Get over it people, it's an ad...shot by a shitty photographer. That's it.

oh shit, beautyful gurl!!!! :D

Serious, way hotter. like me!
Check me out, they need "America's hottest halo fan", or at least "california's hottest halo fan"
I'd pwn her.

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I'll like to show her my energy sword.

even the most hardcore gamer won't put the same picture 3x on the wall.....
and the way she plays halo, is she really comfortable playing like that?
i'm just not buying it....

hahahahah #82 superevil. that is funny. ppl play halo cuz they suck at cod. hahahaha. maybe ur right. idk.

daammnn dat gurl is pretty fine

I got through about 50 comments...And I was like "Wow, okay, nobody's pointed out the fact that her room is covered in Halo Wars crap?"

She's not a Halo fan, she's a Halo Wars fan....There's a big difference, haha. Halo Wars isn't even made by Bungie. Thank you to #122 for the first comment on the Halo Wars stuff.

"122. Amanda - March 4, 2009 12:07 AM

If she's Halo's hottest/biggest fan, then why does she only seem to like Halo Wars?"

OMG what size are those feet??? Sasquatch

Wonderfull chiken))))

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HUGE feet! She's not that great.. pretty, sure. Hott, no.

So what if her feet are big? She is georgous and tall by the looks of it so is obviously going to have bigger feet than most girls. Besides I like tall girls with big feet as I'm 6"1 tall guy with size 12 UK feet. So the bigger the girls feet the better!

She'd be hotter if she wasn't wearing a Halo wars top... halo wars sucked...

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This is Amanda Johnstone and her feet are a size 10 US which is equivalent to a size 8 UK. Therefore considering she is tall and my feet are four sizes bigger than hers I don't think they are that big.

So what? Halo is about as mainstream casualfag as it gets. That's like seeing a girl who likes drinking beer and watching football. It's nothing amazing.

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