Feb 27 2009Mmmm, Brains: Delicious AND Nutritious

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Maybe the zombies got something right after all. Brains, as it turns out, are chock-full of healthy cholesterol. You know, the kind that makes your heart stop. That's right, a single 5.5 oz can of pork brains contains 3,500mg of heart-arresting deliciousness -- about 1170% of your daily value. Bet you can't eat just one!

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Thanks to twellve, who ate two cans and then puked worse than she ever has in her life.

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first!
this is wicked.

LOL LOL second?

Holy crap no wonder Zombies are dead.

Holy shit! Does the FDA know about this?

*HWARF*

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and his friends car breaks down. And Max figures out he has low cholesterol and decides to eat Pork Brains. He then finds out that's the only thing they have to eat. He decides to eat his friends. A truck comes by and he hitchhikes back home.

Heh, I've actually eaten this shit. Same brand and everything. Once... just once.

but only 5g of fat.

Isn't this from the same company that makes SPAM?

What else would you expect?

Seriously, I want to vomit

I love how the label says "SATISFACTION GUARANTEED". But it's made in America so I'm sure the label also says it has "100% Awesome" too.

Someone should tell Daisy that the word "shadows" doesn't have an apostrophe.

God, this is older than dirt...

OM NOM NOM.

Wrong......... just wrong :-s

well, can you blame them? they are under mind control all day, they burn so many cal's a day that the sick meter goes rad before each meal, word beetches!!!

I was shocked at first, because I was like wtf brains are pretty much 100% neurons . . . then after some digging realized that the cholesterol and fat in brain meat comes from the myelin sheath around the neurons, which makes up about 70% of the mass. So you're pretty much eating 70% pure fat. And neurons. Delicious neurons. Good job. Makes you smarter.

Nom NOT!

Hmm, is it served chilled?

Don't they eat monkey brains in Indiana Jones?

For all the people that always feel like they have to post "OMG LOL THIS IS SO OLD ROFL", not once does it say on this site that it's the LATEST in gadgets, gizmos and awesome, so get over it already!

Funny, I know lots of Chinese who scarf pig brains the same way that certain other people scarf chicken, and they generally have a longer lifespan than most of us.

Lol..It is interesting, I and my boy friend like it very much. To tell the truth, I feel so lucky to find him on the millionaire club " C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M "because we have many same interests.

this is o dumb.

FAKE!!!!

This is a complete photoshop job. You can tell its a fake because the shadow's are all wrong.

This is exactly like that scene in the movie Never Back Down where Max and his friends car breaks down. And Max figures out he has low cholesterol and decides to eat Pork Brains. He then finds out that's the only thing they have to eat. He decides to eat his friends. A truck comes by and he hitchhikes back home

Next time family comes to town trying to use my home as a hotel i am going to buy these and serve only these with the hopes that they never return. Thank you for the brilliant post.

I found myself dryheaving at the very sight of the can. This is something that needs to be forwarded on to thisiswhyyouarefat.com

Jesus christ Daisy, when will you die?

Eww,i don't know who eats this as a cereal in the morning but i bet it works better than coffee.

disgusting!!!!!!!!!!

ah, growing up in Mississippi...

My grandfather used to eat these in a mug with whole milk.

mmmmmmmmmmmm, in milk gravy. Can we get some bios on people who actually eat this?

@33: No, sadly, because they are all dead. Of heart failure. Or of disgust. We're really not sure which came first.

It actually looks pretty good on the front cover..

@30-yeah, this will wake you up in the morning!

michael phelps should eat this shit

Actually this was considered a traditional delicacy to give young children as far back as even 30 years ago in Malta. Good/bad? Well, Malta's ppl are not what one might say.... 'open-minded'.. lol

I wonder if anyone has for a dare or some stupid hazing thing eaten say... 3-5 cans of this crap. If they did their cholesterol requirements would be met for a month at least.

1. Where do you get these?

2. I say its all in that milk gravy!

Oh Daisy - you're so silly!

When my career was stocking groceries, well, yes, that was when we all discovered the pork brains. It was fun. And then we played with the pickled pig fetuses, errr, I mean feet.

Wow, do they still make this? I'm pretty sure the Armour brand is still around...

I can't believe that I'm actually commenting on this blog regarding CANNED brains. Excuse me, but, if you are commenting on this site, and are concerned about your own health, would you eat ANYTHING CANNED? That's the question. You guys are true idiots to think that canned anything is healthy. Look at the big picture folks! Like I said, I can't believe I'm even waisting my time with such mediocrity. However, to give you a hint...fresh brains are one of the healthiest organ meats you can eat. Guess what? Have you ever heard of the blood-brain barrier? Well...NOTHING gets through that (except grape-seed extract) That's why brains are one of the best, and most healthiest foods to consume.

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That's strange that zombies in movies don't look fat, maybe they puke or something behind the scenes

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