Mmmm, Brains: Delicious AND Nutritious

Maybe the zombies got something right after all. Brains, as it turns out, are chock-full of healthy cholesterol. You know, the kind that makes your heart stop. That's right, a single 5.5 oz can of pork brains contains 3,500mg of heart-arresting deliciousness -- about 1170% of your daily value. Bet you can't eat just one!

The "Worst Food Product Ever" May Have Been Found [consumerist]

Thanks to twellve, who ate two cans and then puked worse than she ever has in her life.

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